I have an idea. A Life Alert romance novel....I should stop having ideas. 投稿されました １年以上前

"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend もっと見る time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk. 投稿されました １年以上前

Teacher: What do あなた do after school?​ 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo​ ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.​ 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.​ 4th Student: I always stay at ホーム and do my homework.​ Teacher: あなた are a great student, I hereby appoint あなた as the class monitor.​ あなた are a good example to other students. What's your name?​ 4th Student: Yakobo 投稿されました １年以上前

Te amo my perverted fanpopers<3
xD 投稿されました １年以上前

Winter is FINALLY here- in March 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. 投稿されました １年以上前

If I had 10 クッキー and あなた took half, do あなた know what あなた would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. 投稿されました １年以上前

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. 投稿されました １年以上前

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 投稿されました １年以上前

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. 投稿されました １年以上前

I never make the same mistakes twice, I make it five または six times just to be sure. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am もっと見る pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles. 投稿されました １年以上前

For anyone who wants to make a クイズ and see how well others know him/her:
link

A Club has been made too so everyone can post their リンク there:
link 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy birthday to both my little niece and Tsubaki Yayoi from BlazBlue! 投稿されました １年以上前

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, あなた have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call あなた yesterday." 投稿されました １年以上前

I like having Regina as my アイコン because when I leave dumb コメント I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment. 投稿されました １年以上前

Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks または whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my 日 didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie または whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is.
(No real reason for this rambling :P) 投稿されました １年以上前

I was offered sex with a 21 年 old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to 広告 some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented レモン または vanilla. 投稿されました １年以上前

What kind of stuff do y'all Watch & Listen too? 投稿されました １年以上前

Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least あなた aren't having to pay for that shit. 投稿されました １年以上前

A cockroach's last word to Andrew:
'Go ahead, kill me coward. あなた are just jealous i make your wife scream もっと見る than あなた do when i climb her' 投稿されました １年以上前

My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away. 投稿されました １年以上前

Hi 投稿されました １年以上前

I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, あなた still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years 前 and I'm scared to ask her" 投稿されました １年以上前

"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back 投稿されました １年以上前

I just suddenly remembered the cartoon show, Kenny the Shark. I...I suddenly want to rewatch it lol. 投稿されました １年以上前

I hate guys who 受信箱 girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if あなた agree with me, 受信箱 me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in もっと見る detail.!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call あなた によって gender neutral pronouns and あなた can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck あなた want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me. 投稿されました １年以上前

I bet あなた $ 13456324567 dollars あなた didn't read that number. あなた just skipped right over it. あなた didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but あなた went back and looked. 投稿されました １年以上前

I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I 愛 my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left" 投稿されました １年以上前

Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and あなた will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here あなた go !!!!

link 投稿されました １年以上前

Social construc is a gender! 投稿されました １年以上前

Cash me outside how bout dah? 投稿されました １年以上前

everything will be daijoubu 投稿されました １年以上前

it hurts senpai be gentle 投稿されました １年以上前

I have made a アナと雪の女王 yogurt popsicle. Life is good. 投稿されました １年以上前

Wife: Can あなた help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do あなた think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can あなた fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do あなた think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger または a kiss.
Husband: I am sure あなた must have 与えられた him a burger.
Wife: What do あなた think I am.......McDonalds ?!! 投稿されました １年以上前

I don't need no money (u worth もっと見る dan diamond もっと見る dan gold)
As long as I keep dancing (free up urself get outa control) 投稿されました １年以上前

Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As あなた can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm planning to do something on April 1st, but I just couldn't wait any longer! 投稿されました １年以上前

Iros identifies as female. Don't be such a bigot, trucks have rights.
#ThingsIGotToSayToday 投稿されました １年以上前

The other 日 i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away. 投稿されました １年以上前

Before making any promise to a girl, Masturbate twice!!I It may actually change your decision 投稿されました １年以上前

Would あなた 愛 a Monsterman? Could あなた understand, the Beauty of the Beast? 投稿されました １年以上前

I just saw my reflection blinked. 投稿されました １年以上前

Thanks for messaging us. We try to be as responsive as possible. We will get back to あなた soon. Send nudes. 投稿されました １年以上前

I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well. 投稿されました １年以上前

Yesterday I gave up my シート, 座席 on the bus for a blind person. Today, I ロスト my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted. 投稿されました １年以上前

1. I got a dig bick
2. あなた that read wrong
3. あなた read that wrong too
4. あなた checked
5. あなた smiled
7. あなた are wondering why you're still this 読書 this bs
8. あなた saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did あなた see that I skipped 6?
10. あなた checked
11. And saw あなた that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I 発言しました saw you, not あなた saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. あなた got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time 投稿されました １年以上前

I hate it when girls on ファンポップ ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the 秒 reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the 秒 time this week. >~<' 投稿されました １年以上前

A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The 次 日 their driver died of poisoning. 投稿されました １年以上前

A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband 発言しました to the wife "satisfy him または he will kill us, be strong. I 愛 you" Wife 発言しました "he didn't キッス me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I 愛 あなた too......!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

アニメ is life (´ ε ` )♡
(´ ε ` )♡Life is アニメ 投稿されました １年以上前

Any Gravity Falls fan? 投稿されました １年以上前

I find group therapy to be もっと見る comforting and effective than one on one counseling. 投稿されました １年以上前

Sticks and stones may break my BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- but chains and whips excite me.
//shot 投稿されました １年以上前

Should we レポート Wolfx3? 投稿されました １年以上前

I actually enjoy tofu and that makes me feel insecure in my masculinity. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today I made the WONDERFUL life desicion of watching the 音楽 video for SING によって My Chemical Romance!

I haven't cried this much since Shelter....kill me please. 投稿されました １年以上前

It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. あなた might just end up with and have a bowl of ご飯, 米 noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and ランダム seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me. 投稿されました １年以上前

No one told me life was gonna be this way 投稿されました １年以上前

Patrick when he found out gary only wanted him for the cookie in his pocket 投稿されました １年以上前

Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic. 投稿されました １年以上前

Taking shots of レモン concentrated Bleach and Windex who's with me? 投稿されました １年以上前

A series of unfortunate events 投稿されました １年以上前

Eating a whole box of mac n cheese 投稿されました １年以上前

OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my 上, ページのトップへ braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she 発言しました it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them または not. 投稿されました １年以上前

GUESS WHOS BIRTHDAY IT IS TODAY!!!!!!!

mine. it's mine. ^v^ 投稿されました １年以上前

A misunderstood potato 投稿されました １年以上前

Eating everything in my house and watching netflix 投稿されました １年以上前

A new B here 投稿されました １年以上前

can i just curl up into a ball and sleep forever? 投稿されました １年以上前

I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!! 投稿されました １年以上前

I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop もっと見る healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become もっと見る social, but improve my social skills または at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job- 投稿されました １年以上前

It was over 70 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday and now it's snowing today. Come on Ohio make up your mind. 投稿されました １年以上前

Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block ファンポップ for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is ファンポップ if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities? 投稿されました １年以上前

RainSoul's rankings of their least-to-most お気に入り Kuroko no Basket Openings!~
Link: link 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた thought I was just some ランダム ファンポップ user, but it was me, DIO! 投稿されました １年以上前

Hope this place is still alive... 投稿されました １年以上前

Servamp! Can あなた hear me? =0 投稿されました １年以上前

Even if it makes me blind I just wanna see the light~ 投稿されました １年以上前

Sometimes I wish I could live inside someone else's imagination and study what they think about. 投稿されました １年以上前

Can someone *cough* donate me $33.67? I-It's an emergency I swear!
...okay fine I just want clothes. 投稿されました １年以上前

I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a ベース シマリス, チンパンジー または something. 投稿されました １年以上前

hello humans
i am back after many years off
is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff 投稿されました １年以上前

Is my 愛 letter about Nu-13 disturbing?
link 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Valentine's 日 everyone! 投稿されました １年以上前

I just wanna dance~ 投稿されました １年以上前

"Happy Valentine's day" 投稿されました １年以上前

"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe ファンポップ should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that あなた can't click on. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm Batman!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

It would be awesome if the entire world had one big party. 投稿されました １年以上前

It's too cold I want it to be Summer! 投稿されました １年以上前

From now on, I'm using German umlauts for emoting and nobody can stop me ü 投稿されました １年以上前

AH! It's storming! 投稿されました １年以上前

5 years. 投稿されました １年以上前

I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if あなた enter a ディベート with me and use such a phrase and/or あなた do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked あなた verbally. I do not have respect for you. 投稿されました １年以上前

The reason for camping is to feel crappy so あなた feel better when あなた go home. 投稿されました １年以上前

World: Grow up and be an adult!
Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a ベッド overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks. 投稿されました １年以上前