"And the scariest thing was that I knew one day... I would wake from this dream." 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Is everybody gonna be germaphobes after this is over with??? 😷 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Can't wait for the future where we are in a desert wasteland and raiders are driving around in big 尻, お尻 trucks pillaging small communities and killing people, except instead of wearing tons of armor, they're wearing toilet paper 投稿されました ·10 か月前

gud job man im r lly proud f u

u did it u won hte trash heap 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Whether it is coughing または sneezing, remember to dab !!!! 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Some say we're entering another Great Depression... 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Because of corona all of the bars in my state are closed. Tomorrow is St Patrick’s day. Type F in the chat. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

When あなた are laughing at all the corona memes but the laughing suddenly turns into coughing. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I finally saw the VENOM movie..
If they make a Carnage spin-off and NOT have it rated R, I'll be real mad.. あなた can't have Cletus Kassedy NOT in a R rated movie.. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

*Gets ganked twice at 上, ページのトップへ early into the match but doesn't die because of Nimbus マント, 隠す and Celerity combo plus I always take flash ghost on Darius* So I type in all-chat "If あなた gank 上, ページのトップへ again, I'm going to double kill あなた both :)" The third gank, I get a double kill. The Yorick says "he was right" xD I keep my words :) Great LoL day, had a good win streak. I just need one もっと見る mastery token to level up Heimerdinger :D 投稿されました ·10 か月前

When can we get PaRappa the Rapper 3 where PaRappa shoots Biggie and Tupac because they didn't believe 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Hi. With all the virus stuff going on, it's hard not to worry about the safety of others. I truly hope each and every one of あなた stay healthy and safe. あなた are in my thoughts and prayers.
In order to make things brighter, I have an "important" announcement: In 1991 there was a バットマン film made in the Philippines called Alyas バットマン en Robin. It's about a high-school student and his older brother becoming バットマン and Robin, while a different student and his uncle become Joker and Penguin. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Shit. I have to take off til the 23rd due to COVID concerns...

Who's taking off college because of Coronavirus? How do あなた feel about this, if so? 投稿されました ·10 か月前

*Goes to practice tool to practice jungle Garen and gets 9.9 cs per 分 and all objectives* Wait a minute, Garen is a power farmer. Why don't I jungle with him? Its just free W stacks. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Wtf is 2020?? Remember when our biggest concern was war with Iran? It hasn't even been two months 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Me: Damn, Luna the Moon was looking high as fuck on the くま, クマ and the Big Blue House.

Also Me: Damn it older me, stop ruining my childhood! XD 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Whoever thought these Darius nerfs were good need to actually listen to the community. His mana costs are perfect right now, it limits Darius enough. His issue right now is that his passive does too much in laning. If they changed the passive and made it weaker in the early lane but a little stronger late game, then Darius would be fine. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I have Monster White Dragon Tea. It came in today.

That's stuff is pretty bitter, but strong though.

For all those who don't do 苦い stuff, but want this, I'd advise chasing it with a soda または juice. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I have to get this off of my chest after playing Magia Record for so long:

Screw Sana's family, particularly her parents! They deserved to have their souls getting eaten alive によって a witch! 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I wish DC would make it legal for all companies to make their own バットマン films. That way, バットマン films would come out もっと見る regularly and I'd be the happiest bat ファン in the world. I'd 愛 to make my own バットマン film. Sorry about my ランダム バットマン gushing, but this is the ランダム club and バットマン can be pretty random. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

It's not that I hate you. It's just that your face is very punchable...and stompable...and shootable and hit-with-a-busable. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

You're not a true rebel unless あなた くま, クマ witness to TakadaBear Reedit's Full Version and stick with it for 10 hours straight !!!! 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Me: あなた have 10 hours to live.
Doctor: Wtf??? 投稿されました ·10 か月前

You're not a true rebel, unless あなた listen to GRAVEDGR and Lit Lords. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

My 24-pack of Monster White Dragon お茶, 紅茶 is coming in :)

I wish I could get a 4-pack of it instead. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

You're not a true rebel unless あなた listen to ska punk
Wake the fuck up, sheeple 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Doctor : Relax.
Patient : I'm relax.
Doctor : I'm talking to myself. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I am a simple man. I see they make a cute Twitch skin, I will start maining Twitch in LoL. This is literally what I needed to start playing ADC and for me to play Twitch because I think rats are adorable, but Twitch...isn't that adorable. I've played him a little bit tho. Once the Shadowfoot skin gets released, I will start playing him. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Adobo sauce tastes good, surprisingly. It's like a salty, smoky, BBQ sauce. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

White, black, man, woman, transgender, straight, gay, bisexual All of the following mentioned deserve to be treated fairly and with 愛 投稿されました ·10 か月前

こんにちは lady`s wisdhing あなた all a happy international Women's 日 on 8th march
Let`s celebrate!!!
and wishing あなた all(also the Boys/men) a happy Weekend as well!!!
hugs and 愛 Kat 投稿されました ·10 か月前

The good thing about not buying into the LoL eternal system is they won't really know I'm an objective player and a スプリット, 分割 pusher lol. I'm pretty sure my structures destroyed number would be way too high and I don't want my opponent knowing that before the game even starts. They'll know once I'm just in their base, destroying their inhibitors with the Rift Herald によって my side. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Sick and tired of what to say
no one listens anyway
sing, that's all あなた can
ramblin' years of lousy luck
あなた miss the smell of burnin' turf
dream, that's all あなた can

Ah but dont, no don't sink the boat,
That あなた built, that あなた built to keep aaafloat. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I HAVE FINALLY DID IT. S+ Jungle Darius in a 4v5 game. I went 13/2/7 with 202 cs (7.8 cs/min). With the runes Hail of Blades. I understand the cheesiness of HoB, but dang, it actually does feel good on jungle Darius lol. I get Relentless Hunter with Nimbus マント, 隠す and Waterwalking plus Dead Man's Plate, how's my ganking potential now BRO?! So yeah, fun LoL day. I got two S's on Garen today, made a Sett go 1/6 while I get a triple kill in both games. Fun times. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Anyone play the game Outlast? its pretty Good 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I don't do series posts often, but I think I need to. On the night of 3/1, there was a tornado that came thru my area. And as tornado's do, it caused a shit-ton of damage. Up to about 20+ people died as a result, and it even came close to hitting my house. The morning after, I checked on my フレンズ and they 発言しました they were fine. But unfortunately, not everyone was so lucky. One of my friend's told me that many people were advised to not travel due to the destruction. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

If God were an 作者 then he would definitely need a new proofreader because the typos in my life are fucking atrocious XD 投稿されました ·10 か月前

There's this chick that works at the college that keeps looking at me, then looking away. Hmmmmmm... 投稿されました ·10 か月前

Riot is shutting down the Boards so people can go on Reddit または Twitter instead. The Boards is far もっと見る active than Fanpop. あなた ever wonder when Fanpop, as a site, will just go down under, everything wiped, no cache または memory of this place? 投稿されました ·10 か月前

HI Y'ALL 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I wonder if there will be a new season of Dr. Stone. I like that anime. 投稿されました ·10 か月前

How do I send 受信箱 messages on Instagram... ? 投稿されました ·10 か月前

I just watched Tangled: The Series series finale, and it was AWESOME. IDK if anyone else is a ファン of the 表示する または not, so I won't spoil it. It was just really good. Loved every 秒 of it. Now to find another 表示する to watch...... 投稿されました ·11 か月前

ピザ and ice cream bitches!! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

あなた say circumcision
I say yeet that meat 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Toonami programming block has shortened. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Is this coronavirus an "end of the world" sign? Almost like an apocalypse? 投稿されました ·11 か月前

News: The coronavirus is here, but do not panic
Also News: あなた will all die 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Kool-Man: "Excuse me, sir. Are あなた Benjamin Franklin?"
Benjamin Franklin: "Yes, I am. I'm also hot and thirsty."
This is actual dialogue from the Kool-Aid Man comic book. It's nice that Benjamin Franklin is so casual and relaxed about meeting a character as odd as the Kool-Aid Man. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I want glorifed chicken nuggets [boneless wings]. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Hey, guys, I have the cure for coronavirus. It's so simple and it could save you, your family and your grandma's dog. All あなた gotta do is-
WHOOPS! SORRY, LOOKS LIKE あなた GOTTA DISABLE AD BLOCKER! UNLESS, I GUESS, あなた REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY THAT MUCH! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

The corona virus is within the states... 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Someone 発言しました that straight men shares もっと見る deeper things with gay men, like relationships, emotions, shit like that. WTF, nobody shares that stuff with me. Is bi not the same? 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I have the power! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Remember, it's only cheating if あなた get caught
Lesson is: Cheaters never prosper, unless they do it in secrecy. Then it's okay 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Getting my partner hooked on アニメ so I can now call him a filthy weeb has been the accomplishment of 2020 so far tbh. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Since I've been loving Netflix's She-Ra reboot so much, I decided to get the original She-Ra 表示する which I hadn't seen before. I grew up watching the original He-Man 表示する and the original She-Ra 表示する is a spin-off of it. It's a really good show. Adventurous, creative, exciting, and so much fun. Plus He-Man and Skeletor make guest appearances on the show. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Crossovers I want to see, but probably never will:

Tom & Jerry/Looney Tunes
Sonic/Mario (not just in games)
Digimon/Pokemon
DBZ/Sailor Moon
Frozen/Tangled
Zootopia/Monsters INC...?

Thinking of making an actual 一覧 of crossovers I'd like to see. I haven't written any new 記事 in a while, so why not? または would this work better as a poll? 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Wife: Honey, Walmart ran outta those scarfs I wanted :(
Husband: あなた have beautiful hands...for fixing me a sandwich.

#shitpost 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Finally got my mastery 7 on Garen. For Demacia!
I used to build Garen tanky but now I can't stop with the attack speed even tho his tankyness got buff lol. Maybe if I gotten beaten up more, I'll go back to tanky Garen. Attack speed Garen just cs's so fast.
Anyways, I watched Detective ピカチュウ and the movie was pretty neat. Its kinda what I expect from a movie, I guess :v 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Life lessons
Potato Skins（スキンズ） are good
But they taste even better when you're drunk
Lesson is. Always drink XD 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I feel it coming.
Rising on the horizon.
I feel it coming.
It’s coming home.

My soul it’s on it.
Without it there’s no life.
My soul it’s on it.
Nowhere to go.

あなた and me on the planet till the weekend.
Get up, let's roll.

Let it be us together till the world ends.
Nowhere to go.

Fly me to the brightest 星, つ星 in the sky.
I 愛 the sun. And あなた know why... 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I saw Sonic on Saturday. The films is a sweet and fun family film. James Marsden and Sonic are an enduring duo and Jim Carrey does a great job as Dr. Robotnik. If there is a sequel, I hope Amy Rose, Cream, Blaze, Knuckles, and Rouge 表示する up. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Raw trap should totally hit the mainstream. I wonder how rawphoric trap (rawphoric/trap) would sound tho tho?

link

(This link isn't rawphoric trap; it's raw trap.) 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Spamming "follow me on _____" on message/chat boards is like the internet version of holding up a spare change sign lmao. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

When the enemy Blitzcrank hooks me and I get a triple kill. The best way to engage with Darius. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Awwww yeah! Got another キャップ for 200 fans! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

lol ha ben15delas thinks he's もっと見る Dark than me the クイーン Of Darkness. Say what あなた want Ben but tell me I'm right as you'll never be as Dark as me! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

あなた know you've made a friend for life when they put in the effort and money to get Big Man Tyrone to wish あなた a happy birthday 投稿されました ·11 か月前

あなた ever just looked at someone's プロフィール page that shares the same ユーザー名 as あなた and あなた find out that guy is way もっと見る 人気 than you, they made their プロフィール page on your birthday, and they say some shit that あなた completely disagree with? 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Two words. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

"And who 発言しました you're one in million? You're so much better than that." <3 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Sorry. I'll try to post shorter puns. I realize this isn’t the place where they be long. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

At the end of the 日 we are all human beans. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I almost got a penta on Garen but got killed によって the Irelia because she was too fed and I was tank Garen lol. Won't complain about a sweet quadra tho xD 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Beat your meat
While あなた can
Before I yeet your meat
Into the garbage can

Thank あなた for 読書 my poem. It took twelve 秒 to write, but a lifetime to create 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Who else is tired of that asshole Canada24? 投稿されました ·11 か月前

The Justice League
Superman: the man of steel
Wonder Woman: the one female
the Flash: the fastest man alive
Aquaman: the King of Atlantis
Green Lantern: the superhero who can be defeated によって the color yellow
Martian Manhunter: the professional hunter of men
Cyborg: the booyah guy
Green Arrow: the less said, the better
Batman: That guy Whatsupbugs will never stop talking about 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Suicide 爆撃機 after he dies:Can I have my 72 virgins now?
His boss:You misunderstood something Yusuf its only one and she's 72 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Hello and thank あなた for calling the Mental Health Institute
If あなた have multiple personalities then press 2 3 and 4 投稿されました ·11 か月前

dont 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Bugs' imaginary friend: Whatsupbugs, can あなた recommend some films?
Bugs: Sure. あなた should see Batman, バットマン Returns, バットマン Forever, バットマン and Robin
Imaginary friend: Um, how about a film that's not a バットマン film?
Bugs: Joker
Imaginary friend: Suggest a film that has nothing to do with Batman.
Bugs: No. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Please note, if I insult your state, I don't hate you, just your state. So if I insult California, I'm not insulting you. Honestly, people who live in California are unsung heroes. They live there so we don't have to. Just like Nostalgia Critic but もっと見る justified 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I finally found a way to watch Rick and Morty.. Admittedly I only saw a about 5 または six episodes.. Mostly season 1.. It's only 2 years old.. Damn, I thought it was older 投稿されました ·11 か月前

My sis did well at her school play despite being incredibly tired. I had to carry her home. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Fun fact: Every drop of ink used to draw your お気に入り hentai doujinshi is actually the tears of ジーザス Christ herself . Because it's the only way to create something so sinful yet so beautiful at the same time. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I got a quadra kill with Swain and we were doing really well but LoL went down for maintenance. I CRY. That quadra...it doesn't exist anymore :,( 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Random. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

I went to the Sonic movie and these heathens stepped on my baby and started flossing on my child's corpse while Sonic called me a faggot. Thank goodness I was able to find ジーザス again when I watched Birds of Prey 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

My friend unloaded some thoughts to me today and I really hope he's not overwhelming または putting too much pressure on himself. I really hope all those negative people aren't getting to him. He's a swell guy and he has skills that I don't have. I just need to point them out to him. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

One もっと見る S または S+ on Garen and I can get mastery 7 on Garen! FOR DEMACIA! Also, apparently Garen is just good into Jax. He still spins when stun and I completely demolished the Jax and got S+ lol. Garen is the attack speed master now baby! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

"Lookin' like a double wide surprise, gOD DAMN!!" 😂😂😂😂😂 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Life is painful, nasty and short... in my case it has only been painful and nasty. 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Arizona Green Tea, give me the Arizona Green Pee 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Am I the only one to find SIGNS a underrated gem?.. Say what あなた want about Mel Gibson as a person, but as an actor. I actually like him.. I forgot how good he was before I saw this film., 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Sometimes I just wanna throw my arms up in the air and shout Woah! Mona Lisa! You're guaranteed to run this town! Woah, Mona Lisa! I'd pay to see あなた frown! 投稿されました ·11 か月前

When あなた wanna say something to the fairly-thick chick in your class, but can't help but stare a bit: 投稿されました ·11 か月前

Woke up again. Not thrilled but i'll see how it plays out.. 投稿されました ·11 か月前