Fun fact. Tried to write the word "facepalmed" and it came out as "Fanpopped" 投稿されました １年以上前

The moment when you're opening the door to enter a public restroom and the person in the bathroom is opening the door to leave. 投稿されました １年以上前

It's my birthday
and xD

jk 投稿されました １年以上前

Well, today's my birthday, and I'm finally 16. It feels strange that this
day's upon me, but I'm happy that I made it this far. Cheers to me I
guess. xD 投稿されました １年以上前

It's my birthday today, having cake and chilling all 日 long~ 投稿されました １年以上前

I wonder if the Receptionist at the Sperm Bank has ever used the phrase ''Thank あなた for coming'' !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Question, why would we stop drop and roll in a 火災, 火 if we are also supposed to "break glass in case of fire"?

Wouldnt we just end up rolling on glass shards? I dont think that would be very helpful 投稿されました １年以上前

Wot if someone still remembers the ''Wot if'' Meme? 投稿されました １年以上前

A couple of the new boys on the ranch have taken to just calling me mamma. They started doing it at a joke, but it's turning into もっと見る and もっと見る of my actual nickname. I'm perfectly okay with this 投稿されました １年以上前

I am off to work
*Gives バラ to ファンポップ friends* 投稿されました １年以上前

People, do あなた even? 投稿されました １年以上前

Stupid Dog

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vs

Smart Dog

link 投稿されました １年以上前

Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude. 投稿されました １年以上前

The Wine of Life keeps oozing drop によって drop, The Leaves of Life keep falling one によって one. 投稿されました １年以上前

Life is a DNA software system. 投稿されました １年以上前

We live in a 虹 of chaos. 投稿されました １年以上前

Life isn't a tiptoe through the tulips. 投稿されました １年以上前

Life is like a game of cards. The hand あなた are dealt is determinism; the way あなた play it is free will. 投稿されました １年以上前

I have so much chaos in my life, it's become normal. あなた become used to it. あなた have to just relax, calm down, take a deep breath and try to see how あなた can make things work rather than complain about how they're wrong. 投稿されました １年以上前

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet. 投稿されました １年以上前

音楽 washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. 投稿されました １年以上前

The harder the conflict, the もっと見る glorious the triumph. 投稿されました １年以上前

If you're going through hell, keep going. 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた can't クロス the sea merely によって standing and staring at the water. 投稿されました １年以上前

Life is 10% what happens to あなた and 90% how あなた react to it. 投稿されました １年以上前

The holidays are only overwhelming because it's crunch time. It's like everyone trying to get last-minute things in before the New 年 starts. 投稿されました １年以上前

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. 投稿されました １年以上前

I like how innuendo-filled ランダム is tonight 投稿されました １年以上前

At long last, I finally created my own background image for my ファンポップ profile! 投稿されました １年以上前

My new phone is rose ゴールド and I have a kawaii theme for it and I'm going to make one of those obnoxious decoden cases for it and prove my superior kawaii skills. 投稿されました １年以上前

Thought Id watch the world burn and told my coworkers during a conversation that I really think the Megaman games are poorly designed. 投稿されました １年以上前

Calling your man "daddy" または "sir" is for amateurs. Step it up a bit and say "Lieutenant". 投稿されました １年以上前

Maybe if we told all of those so called smart people that it's called linguistic minimalism, they'll start using plain English for once 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた see, all world leaders are stupid.

If we wanted world peace, all we have to do is emphasize production on Snicker bars then have everyone eat it at once

Duh. Idiots. 投稿されました １年以上前

When a short person waves at you, it is called a microwave.(,, ･∀･)ﾉ 投稿されました １年以上前

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 投稿されました １年以上前

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting. 投稿されました １年以上前

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 投稿されました １年以上前

Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. 投稿されました １年以上前

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. 投稿されました １年以上前

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. 投稿されました １年以上前

愛 is a holy affection. 投稿されました １年以上前

Make your lives a masterpiece, あなた only get one canvas. 投稿されました １年以上前

ily 投稿されました １年以上前

Fried chicken..
あなた and me tonight
🤤 投稿されました １年以上前

So here we go again... this is gonna be one of those sleepless nights. O.O Gotta translate about 3 materials, then write about 5 もっと見る pages until the morning and make some small measurements... and I have this strong will to complain about it here just because I can. I`m so close to the finish line, but my anxiety is getting the best of me again. Why it`s always the important moments... ヽ(ಠ_ಠ)ノ 投稿されました １年以上前

I was walking behind a shitbox honda civic in the walmart parking lot when the little 雌犬 driving it started it up with me right behind it. His shitty 尻, お尻 fucking aftermarket exhaust was so loud it almost made me jump out of my boots
Then the little 雌犬 had the nerve to laugh at me.
If I ever see him again I'm bashing his fucking face in 投稿されました １年以上前

I can feel a change, a change in the wind
I could change your heart, if you'd let me in
Do あなた believe, we'll do incredible things
Soar above all with incredible wings
All I need is all that あなた can give

Faith, in the smallest amount
Giving me your power where it counts
I can make your greatest wish come true if あなた believe
If あなた put a little faith in me... 投稿されました １年以上前

OH MAN I wheezed so much listening this. I just stopped laughing after like 5 mins of laughter holy shit lmfao

link

Look at this. 投稿されました １年以上前

i'm in 愛 with their Al Mariachi 投稿されました １年以上前

OMG!!!

28th of May(TODAY) is celebrated as "National Masturbation Day"

o_o

eeehhhhh I can't believe such things exists.

Guys are あなた gonna celebrate it? ewww *Coughs* 投稿されました １年以上前

Expecto Patronum!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Just a tip I thought up and felt it would be helpful for others to hear as I was getting ready for bed

If あなた ever find yourself drowning, open your mouth up and begin drinking the water. あなた cand drown if there is no water 

That is all, have a nice 日 投稿されました １年以上前

Who watches the Nexfilx 表示する , Kakegurui!!!???😎 投稿されました １年以上前

This club needs mouth to mouth resuscitation 投稿されました １年以上前

In two weeks... 投稿されました １年以上前

Does anyone have experience with camping? And によって this, I mean: Tent, sleeping bag, and all that shit. Because that's what I'll be doing with my Dad in 3 weeks. I asked him if he ever went camping, and he said, "Yes". And also 発言しました that he ironically planned a camping trip, and told me I had plenty of time to decide if I wanted to go. And I actually think this would be fun, but I've never camped without a camper before. The place we're going to is on an island, in the middle of a lake. 投稿されました １年以上前

Congratulations, TheLefteris24. あなた have got a best answer in one of my 前 questions. Best of luck for the new contests. 投稿されました １年以上前

Eyes are the windows to the soul, and if あなた hurt someone's eyes the windows will break and their souls will just fly out! 投稿されました １年以上前

Stay thirsty, my フレンズ 投稿されました １年以上前

Pissing off sjws is so refreshing. I pissed one off apparently with my blog and I didn't have to say anything. I am just that good.

link 投稿されました １年以上前

Junko Enoshima is best Despairing Waifu. Period !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Today's winner of daily "Best Answer " contest is Zanhar1. Congratulaions, Zangelica. Also, she even got a best answer in one of my questions. Okay, guys. Let's see who wins the 次 round. Good luck! 投稿されました １年以上前

Maybe I like mystery books/movies so much because I'm fucking dumb and can't see the ending coming even if hints are dangling in front of my face. 投稿されました １年以上前

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

A girl I 愛 the most on フェイスブック liked my picture..............

I know her since 2015 but we never talk much. I call her ディズニー Princess and she asked me to call her シンデレラ instead which means she loves my attention, right?

Guys, she is like GODDESS OF BEAUTY

I can send あなた her link, if あなた wanna see her.....

Should I talk to her more? 投稿されました １年以上前

so, I am going to post 質問 now and then. あなた guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if あなた have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave コメント as well. It will be engaging and fun. 投稿されました １年以上前

I should just quit my 日 job and become a trucker full time

I would if that wouldn't take me away from my husband so much 投稿されました １年以上前

Would あなた rather die a hero または live long enough to see yourself become the villain? 投稿されました １年以上前

My vision level is 53,000 !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

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wow 100% totes me rn #relatable #wowihavebeenawakefortoolongandnowiwanttoshitpostonthewall 投稿されました １年以上前

Please sign the petition

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And do check the 9 秒 video at the top

I am crying and shivering right now. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm in ベッド and I don't remember how I got into bed... 投稿されました １年以上前

Loved the Infinity War movie. It was much different than the comics, but MCU has been altering the story from the start...so I don't mind. It's the result of yaers of story building. 投稿されました １年以上前

Whenever I played Ubisoft's South Park games, the characters keep calling me "Nu Kid" for some reason. 投稿されました １年以上前

Aaaargh, it`s 4:30 in the morning, but I`m still up pulling an all-nighter. Weirdly enough, that`s only 秒 time it has happened this semester. 投稿されました １年以上前

I can’t believe I even tried to be nice to noRAP. あなた guys were right. He deserves to be shit on. I’m fucking tired of being nice to someone and then being spat on. From now on, I will destroy anyone who crosses me so they don’t have a chance to do it to me または anyone else again. I’ve had it! 投稿されました １年以上前

I talked to an old trucker at a truck stop this morning. He was a real nice guy, asked me when the baby was due, talked about his days as a farm hand. It's easy to assume an old bearded tattooed trucker is scetchy as hell but he was just super nice

I mean, I'm pretty sure he was looking at my tits the whole time, but what can I say, I don't blame him 投稿されました １年以上前

The child who is not embraced によって the village will burn it down to feel its warmth 投稿されました １年以上前

My God, I had so many message in my 受信箱 it has taken me 2 hours to reply to them all--mostly because they are really long messages. And I still have a few to go. I just hope these people still want to talk to me after all of this time lmao! 投稿されました １年以上前

As soon as I finish cooking breakfast, the boys and I are going to load up the truck and I'll be back on the road. I got my お気に入り metal playlist, short shorts, and absolutely no bras because I'm getting fucking comfy in my own キャビン 投稿されました １年以上前

Silence 投稿されました １年以上前

I finally got my stupid fucking husband to talk. He's upset because his Thunderbird won't shift into 4th gear and he can't afford to fix it
Okay, I do feel a little bad for him because that car is important to him, but seriously, all this for that? I'd fucking slap him if that weren't straight up abuse 投稿されました １年以上前

I can't hear あなた I'm in the skyyyy! 投稿されました １年以上前

It's official, I'm going to take a truck to Kansas City tomorrow. I'm just going to leave, I won't tell my husband because if he can give me the silent treatment I can do it to him too 投稿されました １年以上前

I know this is a far shot, but maybe here is someone who has worked with Jira? 投稿されました １年以上前

Yesterday, I had a Deer Tick crawling through my arm hair. For once, I’m glad to be hairy in certain places 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Gemini season! ♊ 投稿されました １年以上前

ITS THE TWENTYFIRST TODAY... ya know just sayin’ |-/ 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know what, I'm going to work today whether my dad wants me to または not. I need to spend もっと見る time taking care of the ranch boys and less time thinking about how much I want to die 投稿されました １年以上前

I really want one of those stupid fucking ピンク Ouija boards but they don't make them anymore and they're expensive when あなた actually find them for sale. 投稿されました １年以上前

Akashi, bruh. amirite? 投稿されました １年以上前

Man, this Davis stuff is really exhausting! Thank god I can chill out here with Wanta to relax.. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am my お気に入り character. 投稿されました １年以上前

I had been listening to old early 2000's エモ 音楽 all week and it made me want tacos and so now I'm eating tacos in an old ガー シャツ and I'm glad to know that 2008 never really died. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am Riley, the ultimate guardian of the クッキー :3
These are my treasure, along with the ice cream too... 投稿されました １年以上前

So, the Cake was really a lie in the end huh? 投稿されました １年以上前

Ever become so tired to the point were あなた feel like a zombie? 投稿されました １年以上前

I 愛 how we have one thing in the アップデート right now. I feel like it represents the activity level on the site very accurately. 投稿されました １年以上前