Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Have あなた ever received strange messages here? 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell あなた something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Guys the アイコン contest is back. I think uploading 画像 work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give または take. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Who got the apples? 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 投稿されました ·5 か月前

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell あなた never to go with strangers
But あなた know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells あなた to go with them, maybe go with them
あなた may find yourself on a fun adventure 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? 投稿されました ·5 か月前

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

こんにちは girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What あなた currently have in your mouth is art 投稿されました ·5 か月前

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I just ate dark チョコレート and coffee two 苦い things just like life in 2020

XD 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that あなた try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right または damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Sup, minions. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) 投稿されました ·5 か月前

My friend 発言しました that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope あなた all have a lovely creampie 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Reasons why パスタ is the superior food:

Reason #1: it just is xD

.....no, i'm not sorry. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Stop fapping and answer my new questions. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Who's idea was it to give hurricanes names lke Jerry, Andrew, and Sandy.. ''Yeah, my house was destoried によって 'Jerry''. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I swear it would be awesome to be a bird. I'd be all like,

FLAP MY MUTHA FUCKIN WINGS,
flap, flap flap flap–
FLAP THESE MUTHA FUCKIN' WINGS,
flap, flap, flap flap–
WORMS IN THE GROUND TASTE LIKE SOME GREENS,
flap, flap flap flap
NOT A PIGEON BUT I SHIT ON DREAMS
Flap, flap flap flap

And then I hit a green Mario pipe and die. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I'm gonna destroy your boyhole
With the power of my Stand, 『R A M R A N C H』 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Gonna leave this here: link 😂 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Good morning folks. Actually, it's already technically afternoon. XD 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I'm watching GRAVEDGR @ Rampage 😎🔥 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Man, that was a good calzone from Marco's. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Is he gone *holds a water gun* 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Anyway, I'll continue my streak of weirdness tomorrow. I should probably go to bed. XD 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Like, last year, used to drive the work バン and make DBZ noises while doing so. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

Why do I write the things that I do? In all honesty, I have no idea. I guess I really am an A-class weirdo. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I spin, jump, and get apples. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

I am Calypso, and I thank あなた for playing Twisted Metal. 投稿されました ·5 か月前

あなた know that moment when あなた want to relax but あなた end up stressing yourself more?

XD 投稿されました ·5 か月前

あなた people haven't lived the true gamer paradise until あなた experience Hot Chick Heaven like my homie, Guptil89 投稿されました ·5 か月前

*repost*

The whole "accept me as I am" shtick is severely taken advantage of.
Imagine an over 490+ lb man/woman going, "If あなた really love/care about me then me you'd accept that I've picked up this weight from years of not taking care of myself.".

雌犬 nah, あなた better accept this サラダ and three 年 subscription to weight watchers because I know あなた miss actually seeing your legs let alone your feet. Put the fucking grease down and take care of yourself goddamn 投稿されました ·6 か月前

When it ain't that bad, It could always be worse
I'm runnin outta gas, hardly anything left
I hope I make it ホーム for work
So tired of being so tired🎶 投稿されました ·6 か月前

WUBBA WUBBA DUB DUB!!! 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Dreamtime is back on Gmail.. So turns out she never actually left 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Finished fasting 日 of Arafat.
Feels good^^ 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I woke up this morning. My computer crashed, and most of my stuff has been gotten rid off... 😒 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I think this should be 年 of the duck. Any 年 should be about ducks. Why? Because ducks are awesome. Now, I shall waddle off to go pick little bits of stuff out of the river. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Hey, here's a horrifying concept for you
Growing もっと見る BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- on 上, ページのトップへ of the BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る- あなた already have inside your body
I refuse to elaborate any further. Whatever あなた can come up with is far worse than me giving あなた the satisfaction of an answer 投稿されました ·6 か月前

So, is uploading 画像 just not working in forums, または is it elsewhere too? 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I finally got a new phone, but now I can't use it cause nobody knows my damn appleID, and it won't sync to my computer 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Okay,for some reason uploading 画像 on your プロフィール gallery works when あなた are in Microsoft Edge XD 投稿されました ·6 か月前

The Ocean Feeds によって Afewseconds/COLA/Sundae

Tides rise high overhead
Legs fail to imitate fins
Blue jaws devour me. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

So I discussed the inability to アップロード 画像 for one day
And then the website fucking crashes for seven hours straight when I plan on getting real work done
Yeah, this is the quality I've stuck around for six years for 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I've been here a long time.. And I keep seeing that guy, Crazedsitcomfan, every time I view anywhere on fanpop. And their always asking dumb questons.. kinda weird 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I couldn't give a single solitary uniquely lone existing picture posting pancake burning over toasted pot smoking pan bending pen breaking clustered glory fuck from last week right now.

It feels great😂 投稿されました ·6 か月前

One of these days, I want wagyu. (Good thing I can find some here in Texas.) 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Finish what あなた start!
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a チョコレート cake.

I feel better already. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

If meat is murder...
.
...then is cake battery? 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I only drink on days that start with "T"
Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

So a pirate walks into a bar and sits down 次 to a man.
The man says, How did あなた get your peg leg?

The pirate says, A 大砲, キャノン blew me leg straight off.

The man asks, How did あなた get your hook?

The pirate says, I ロスト it in a sword fight.

The man asks, How did あなた get your eye patch?

The pirate says, I was looking at the clouds and a seagull pooped in my eye. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

for blackie XD

Just pooped my pants.
Which is weird, because I don't even remember eating them. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

2020 is a weird year
5 years 前 i entered a bank in a mask and i got forced to quarantine for years, today i got praised for it.. weird times to be alive 投稿されました ·6 か月前

We should re-download 2020
Because it has a virus 投稿されました ·6 か月前

2020 has a new calendar out
January

February

Lockdown

December 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Knock, knock
*shouting thru door*
Just leave it outside, Thank you! 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Welp, I have internet again. What should I do with my regained power? 投稿されました ·6 か月前

When the words come up my throat
I learn to choke and 飲み込む my pride, say you're right all along
または you're gonna go off, gonna go off like a timebomb 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I'll finally go back to the college campus on the 24th. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

How'd most of my outlets in my room go out? 🤨 投稿されました ·6 か月前

ooga booga penis 投稿されました ·6 か月前

こんにちは so is anyone else having consistent issues with uploading 画像 to ANYTHING on this website?
Because this has been going on for days, possibly weeks now, and it's starting to become a real pain 投稿されました ·6 か月前

MY HAIR!
*cough cough*
MY LUNGS! 投稿されました ·6 か月前

あなた know, the thing. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Happy 35th anniversary She-Ra. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I'm gonna キャンセル that 雌犬 President Nixon on Twitter
Who's with me? 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I've come to collect あなた 投稿されました ·6 か月前

She just want to say hi.

link 投稿されました ·6 か月前

✨
Someone holds me 安全, 安全です and warm
馬 prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
✨ Far away, long ago
Glowing dim as an ember
Things my ハート, 心 used to know
Things it yearns to remember ✨ 投稿されました ·6 か月前

That feeling when you're giving a helping hand but it comes back fingerless. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Wonder if there's someone out there who gets his/her rocks off to Karens going on tangents? 🤔 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Guys I got a new metal for random!

Get in the line because I am ready to receive gifts *waits*
please don't give a microwave Windwakerguy430 lmao 投稿されました ·6 か月前

For the folks that were actually able to sleep, good morning! 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Good night everyone. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

The Good, The Bad, and the Fuck Ugly
My お気に入り movie 次 to Gilbert グレープ, ブドウ 2: グレープ, ブドウ Gets Gaped 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Twitter is truly a toxic place. Way too much dangerous thinking and the way people act...Idk, but Twitter doesn't feel like people under the age of 18 should ever use. I feel like they'll grow up with this screwed up mindset. Heck, its too toxic for me nowadays and I play League of Legends! If I wasn't sharing 任天堂 Switch content and looking at mice/rat pictures on there, I wouldn't touch Twitter at all. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

If one were to gape into the abyss
The abyss also gapes あなた 投稿されました ·6 か月前

So the doctor 発言しました that I should consult with a nutritionist about a diet of bananas and nuts.

I told him that that diet's for women and gay men and he looked at me like I had smacked his child and called his wife Richard.

Yes, this is a joke XD 投稿されました ·6 か月前

I changed my icon; it worked for me :) 投稿されました ·6 か月前

While I'm @ ppl. @Nuri How u add image? Mine is doing that glitch thing again where I can't add them 2 polls. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

@Ranty-cat Y u no have icon? How am I supposed to envision who u'd cosplay if u have no character to visualize あなた as!? Right now u are literally a white silhouette in my mind! 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Shows a message from Google while trying to アップロード image and prevents me from uploading. The message conveys that this site is outdated, unreliable and will soon be completely canceled. No one will be able to access this site anymore. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

"See? We got people from a lot of cities here. People are moving here to work!"

I dunno, Sergeant General Karen, I don't think people are intentionally coming here to work a near minimum wage box moving job.

t. former mail employee who accidentally levelled an order, put it in the storage bay, marked it as received, and never got in trouble kek. 投稿されました ·6 か月前

has ths club always been this active.. Feel like I'm part of a group now XD 投稿されました ·6 か月前

Hey, あなた ever read those fairy tales about how someone "died of a broken heart" because the 愛 of their life that they met at first sight was sent to far away lands?
Those people are pathetic
あなた let yourself go over some poor girl あなた met at the market for like a day. Get over it, simp. There's plenty of girls on Tinder 投稿されました ·6 か月前

''I will run, I will climb, I will soar
I'm undefeated, ooh
Jumping out of my skin, pull the chord
Yeah I believe it, ooh
The past is everything we were
Don't make us who we are
So I'll dream, until I make it real
And all I see is stars
It's not until あなた fall that あなた fly
When your dreams come alive you're unstoppable
Take a shot, chase the sun, find the beautiful
We will glow in the dark turning dust to gold
And we'll dream it possible
Possible, ooh
And we'll dream it possible'' 投稿されました ·6 か月前

“What is 次 to ecstasy?
Pain.
What is 次 to pain?
Nothingness.
What is 次 to nothingness?
Hell.” 投稿されました ·6 か月前