Exorcist : I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you.

Me: I didn’t call you.
Demon : I did. 投稿されました １年以上前

Do あなた ever think to yourself how ミルク is the condiment for cereal, much like how あなた put ketchup on your burger? 投稿されました １年以上前

Ever had a friend where あなた just want to give him a break because he's just being a jerk, and he just keeps going on and on so あなた have to physically close him out? I'm trying to break the conversation but he just won't shut up. I get your having a shitty 日 but don't fucking take it out on me. 投稿されました １年以上前

When あなた just want to be a jokester and everyone else is serious. 投稿されました １年以上前

With the memes circling around, I start to wonder if we are approaching WWIII? 投稿されました １年以上前

What is up, my epic famsquad! It's ya guy, AhllahExStation, back at あなた with another epic video! We ordered an epic child slave off of the Dark Web at 3 in the morning. Guys, this is so weird, guys! Are あなた ready, fuckboy? I sure am, bitchboy. But before we start the video, don't forget to hit that subscribe button, absolutely annihilate that like button, and be sure to enter your parents credit card info for a chance to win epic merch. My face on your titties. Let's do it, famboys! 投稿されました １年以上前

Can we petition to turn the name of ファンポップ to Fampop? We gotta do it, famclub 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm the only エモ gal in my fam. It's funny cuz some dayz I'd listen to a lot of hardcore 音楽 alone in my room most of the 日 and my lil sis is like "Are あなた depressed?" and Id get up ラップ my arms arms around her and be like "No I'm just a tired zombie." then playfully tickle her ^^ 投稿されました １年以上前

Fuck, the only thing I hate about the New 年 is people treat it like the Fourth of July. Fireworks and firecrackers are going to be going off for ddaaaaaayyys -_- 投稿されました １年以上前

Gees I received on 30. Dec. of 2019 a medal and today I saw I received another medal again. How cool is that? 投稿されました １年以上前

Made a Discord for ファンポップ users to have a LIVE connection~<3 link 投稿されました １年以上前

Starting the New 年 with a quadra kill with Aatrox is pretty nice lol. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy New 年 #2020 🎊🎉🍾 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy new 年 everyone!

link 投稿されました １年以上前

And 2020 has already come for me!

🎆 A HAPPY NEW 年 TO EVERYONE !!!! 🎆 投稿されました １年以上前

Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Something I don't know! Something I don't know! 投稿されました １年以上前

鍬 鍬 鍬 🎅 !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know, deadmau5 does have a few good songs and remixes. 投稿されました １年以上前

The French have 与えられた us many good things. French fries, French toast... 投稿されました １年以上前

And don't think we don't know how to WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd 'em out. 投稿されました １年以上前

Imma Jersey Devil 投稿されました １年以上前

🍀🍀🍀🎇Happy🎆New🎇Year🎆2020🎇in advance!🍀🍀🍀 投稿されました １年以上前

Wooooooooooooop 投稿されました １年以上前

My prediction for the future of YouTube: Every YouTube channel will become a reaction channel! 投稿されました １年以上前

Everyone knows midnight is the fun time for wicked, scary shit ;) 投稿されました １年以上前

Everyone's talking about Marriage Story and how awesome Adam Driver's 芝居 was in that movie(which I personally think was actually oscar worthy if oscars actually meant anything)), but come on now, the best realistic showcase of anger in a movie?

It was pretty solid yeah, but like, has no one even seen Tobey Maguire's scene in Brothers?

Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher anyone?

I'd even go as far as to put Christian Bale in American Psycho during that one scene at the asian laundry mat. 投稿されました １年以上前

what is it marry crismas 投稿されました １年以上前

what is dive ores please answer. no one knows what it is my mom is not telling me 投稿されました １年以上前

merry crust 投稿されました １年以上前

joyeux noël, ouais!

Translation of french: Merry Christmas, y'all 投稿されました １年以上前

Merry クリスマス ya filthy animals, and a Happy New Year! 投稿されました １年以上前

As childlike as I am, I’ve stopped being happy to wake up at the crack of dawn just to open gifts. Screw that shit, I’d rather sleep in as much as possible. But with my aunt being how she is, she won’t let me. 投稿されました １年以上前

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ 投稿されました １年以上前

Wait, SpongeBob. We're not cavemen. We have technology. 投稿されました １年以上前

2020 be the New 2010 man I was like 11 that time 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy クリスマス Eve. I hope あなた all have a wonderful day. Thank you, my friends, for having the クリスマス spirit in your ハート, 心 all 年 round. あなた make everyday shine brighter. 投稿されました １年以上前

....I'm so fucking bored -.- 投稿されました １年以上前

If any of あなた feel like no one notices you, then あなた should know that last night I got locked out of my workplace while working outside because everyone assumed I went ホーム with the rest of the crowd. I freaked the lead out when she saw I was still there - she'd already turned off the lights and everything lmao 投稿されました １年以上前

I can't believe I can't have my 木, ツリー up this 年 because me and the rest of my household knows that Skye is gonna try and destroy it. She is gettin really destructive and ripping up everything she can get her teeth and nails in. She thinks she can chew on everything she sees. She recently wrecked my mom's 愛 シート, 座席 couch. And that's not all. It's gettin out of control. Well she is half lab. I'm not the only one without a 木, ツリー up, am I? 投稿されました １年以上前

˛˚⛄˛*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.🔔*˛°.˛*.˛°˛.*★Merry*★* 。*˛.
˛°_██_*.。*./ ♥ \ .˛* .˛。.˛.*.★* Christmas*🎁 。*
˛. (´• ̮•)*.。*/♫.♫\*˛.* ˛_Π_____.˛* ˛*🎄🎄🎄
.°( . • . ) ˛°./• '♫ ' •\.˛*./______/~＼\. ˛*.🎄。🎄˛* ˛.*。
*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.｜田田 ｜門｜╬╬╬╬╬*🎄🎅
in advance to あなた all!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Alright so first and foremost, I'd like to give a big thanks to the following peeps: zanhar1, BlindBandit92, 2ntyOnePilots, Karoii-chan, CokeTheUmbreon.

Thanks for well-wishing. It made having to where these itchy fucking casts a little もっと見る bearable XD Now I gotta leg-drag-walk around as 3/8ths of a Christopher Reeves for almost nine damn weeks. NINE. uuuugh.

But on the bright side, I'm as free as a bird now! No もっと見る being waken up for IVs xD YES! 投稿されました １年以上前

Let's End Trump's Era The Big Way! #Impeach 投稿されました １年以上前

Well Yesterday night was fun my bro and his weird friend Andrew who lives 次 door were playing video games on my console in my room. My little sister who got done cleaning offered them a tray of cookies. Andrew made fun of her calling her a house maid and a cuntling. because she likes to clean and help out all the time. So000oo the 2 had a hilllllllarious fight!!!! To the point where she hit Andrew with the tray. She REALLY hates him coming over lol XD 投稿されました １年以上前

Friday the 13th was originally Freyja's 日 but Christians 発言しました "lmao guess what heretics" and painted it as a 日 of evil to push fear onto the image of Pagans
So, happy (late) Friday the 13th, sluts 投稿されました １年以上前

I spent four hours editing a ランダム meme for the end of the decade
That's right, Crazedsitcomfan. You're not the only one who can 編集 a series of pictures together
There's a new kid in town 投稿されました １年以上前

Fear is my bitch. Imma strong! 投稿されました １年以上前

Check out the 2019 Game Awards if あなた want to throw away two and a half hours of your life with garbage advertising, Kojima filling the scene, shitty movie plugs, and MAYBE get twenty 分 of stuff あなた actually care about 投稿されました １年以上前

Hope everyone was 安全, 安全です yesterday. From bad luck and/or Jason. What's Friday the 13th doing in December anyway? 投稿されました １年以上前

My life has been positively affected によって the kindness and thoughtful sentiments of my フレンズ on Fanpop. Thank あなた for making me see life through a もっと見る optimistic viewpoint. 投稿されました １年以上前

Good afternoon. I'm not really sure how to put this out there because this site is hella weird, but due to a request, I've been told to just put what needs to be put here. I don't know who here is フレンズ with Plastic Sundae, but I'm here to inform あなた all that he won't be here for a few days due to an accident at 1 of his occupations involving overexertion. He's been a bit sick for the past few days, and I'm not allowing him to do much もっと見る until he gets better. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Friday 13th everybody! 投稿されました １年以上前

Everybody please be 安全, 安全です today. Hope y'all don't have any bad luck on this day. And watch out for you-know-who 投稿されました １年以上前

When あなた have a LoL friend and あなた just want to play LoL with him but he hears your voice and suddenly all he wants is to cam with me または hear my voice so he can get off. He's not even gay. C'mon dude, stop being horny and just play LoL. The only thing I'm feeling right now is the urge to パンチ him. He was actually fun to play with but now he doesn't play LoL with me anymore. This is BS. 投稿されました １年以上前

Man looking back at the archive of this site it was crazy active every 秒 of the 日 in 2009. 投稿されました １年以上前

I FINALLY updated my profile, and I’m SUPER happy with it.
Take a look. Totally sick if I say so myself! 🤘🤘🤘 投稿されました １年以上前

Thank あなた God
And Thank あなた too, Satan 投稿されました １年以上前

Thank あなた trolls 投稿されました １年以上前

I worry about the 日 I have a child, not because having a child terrifies me (It does though), but the idea of hearing my kid say he wants to be a Youtuber または a Let's Player when he grows up would genuinely upset me
If あなた have kids または younger relatives of any kind, siblings, nephews, whatever, and they wanna be a Youtuber, please make reconsider 投稿されました １年以上前

A person's life is a continuous stream of change; one can't judge a person based on a momentary situation. What really matters is how we connect to each other and how we treat one another with patience, compassion and honesty. 投稿されました １年以上前

Does anybody know a jerk usernamed NoNoobs? 2 months ago, he went on my ウォール and just randomly called me a fool and 発言しました I'm gullible. He called me that in my 受信箱 too. Yes I know it was a while back but still. I don't know who he think he was to just come on my page (and 受信箱 me) and call me a fool and gullible. Who is he and what's his problem with me? Is he a troll? Is he like this to everyone? All I wanna know is who he is and what that was all about. That's all I'm asking. 投稿されました １年以上前

I want to see Motley Crue but the tickets are crazy expensive. :v Granted it's only the presales so maybe gen admission will be reasonably priced. 投稿されました １年以上前

クリスマス be comin! And ma lil sis is getting stuff set up like crazy! Ayeeeeee XD 投稿されました １年以上前

So to like, get your like, free v-bux on Fortenight, we're gonna like, not charge you, but we like, need a card """"on file."""" 投稿されました １年以上前

Anybody plays League of Legends? Idk, I'm playing 上, ページのトップへ lane way too much that I kinda want to change my ユーザー名 that lets me geek out about Darius and Garen. Best rivalry match ever, two very fun characters, just a good time. 投稿されました １年以上前

t-t-t-t today junior XD 投稿されました １年以上前

For my peeps here that like reading, if you're interested in something not only good to read but also different, then I'd definitely recommend checking out some of Zan's stuff :D I think I'd read a novel if she wrote one.

Also, pray for Nuri's filling xD Type "F". 投稿されました １年以上前

Wish people didn't come to a fast 食 restaurant and order sick as hell ended up witnessing one dude not make it and vomit. Like nasty. I was done that day. 投稿されました １年以上前

"A 日 in the life of" aka "Filming myself doing everything I need to for a 日 so it doesn't look like I'm doing nothing for another three weeks" 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは guys.
I think it’s about time I say something to all of you, seeing as I’ve been here 4-ish years now. XD
I’m transgender. Female to male. Probably not much surprise there, because it’s clear that I’ve never been fully stable identity wise. But yeah. Just putting that out.
Closet = empty!

Love, ya dude Jayson 投稿されました １年以上前

I just started watching for the first time Wednesday. I binge watched to the end of season 2, and let me just say that I fucking 愛 this show! I don't even know how I never really heard of it that much up until now, and I'm glad I decided to give it a shot :D 投稿されました １年以上前

If あなた like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain~ 投稿されました １年以上前

Wowie... been ages since I was here. Hope everyone is doing well 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy thanksgiving, y'all

French: Bonne action de grâce, ça va

Chinese: Gǎn'ēn jié kuàilè, nǐ huì

Japanese: Shiawasena kansha-sai, ya' ll

Korean: jeulgeoun chusu gamsajeol, najung-e

Mongolian: talarkhlyn ödriin mend khürgeye 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm thankful for my wonderful friends. Thank あなた for everything. Happy Thanksgiving. 投稿されました １年以上前

"Will あなた marry me?" is a marriage proposal.

"Will, You, Marry, Me" is a foursome proposal.

"Will, あなた marry me." is a time traveler spoiling the future.

"Will you, Marry me " is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy 食 日 mother fuckers! I hope ya'll all have a great 日 today with family または whoever you're spending the holiday with! 投稿されました １年以上前

"God has the most toxic fanbase. " - Satan. 投稿されました １年以上前

愛 annoyin my bestie I like to head down to my basement and blast my electric ギター to scare her awake.When she stays over lol 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm going out for a trip to a state that shaped like a dick. So I am going to be even less active on this site than usual. 投稿されました １年以上前

I never really realized how some names are common as fuck until I hung out with three フレンズ with the same damn name XD 投稿されました １年以上前

When people talk shit to appeal to other people, it's really a sad sight to see XD Embarrassing, really. 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは everyone :( are あなた guys Karis New internet friends? :( this is her little sister kari keeps making me do most of the house work :( 投稿されました １年以上前

Wanna know what sucks about being sick? Not knowing where あなた got it from? 😒

How many of あなた feel the same? 投稿されました １年以上前

Hazbin Hotel is amazing and anybody who appreciates dark humor should check it out. 投稿されました １年以上前

Yeeeeah, I still can't get behind FoTWD. There's not enough "CorrrAL! " in my opinion xP 投稿されました １年以上前

...

Drainage. That's all I can say. 投稿されました １年以上前

The best revenge ever is success. 愛 someone for their heart. Not their things. A good ハート, 心 is bigger than anything. Don't pain for those who may leave you. Use pain to earn success that defines あなた 投稿されました １年以上前

Stay Rockin & Rollin! 投稿されました １年以上前

Watch out! Scientists will try to prove あなた wrong または say otherwise just to show-off how know it all they are. 投稿されました １年以上前

When あなた want to text/message someone but the last convo was awkward :/ 投稿されました １年以上前

Bored 投稿されました １年以上前

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! <3 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは guys I got a new acount 👍🏻 (I used to be melody Bryant) 投稿されました １年以上前

Oh god, work in an 時 and I haven't even began to rub my eyes xD ffFFUCK. 投稿されました １年以上前

How to annoy a friend (the right way XD):

Scenario 1: Take things too literally
"That shit was good!"

"You eat shit?"

"No I–"

"You nasty mother fucker!"

"Sonuva 雌犬 I–"

"YOU EAT IT UP LIKE GROCERIES!"
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Scenario 2: Answering in song/reference

"Yo, I'm on 13th Street, where あなた at?"

"Tokio Hotel ."

"What? No forreal though, where あなた at?"

"The wrong side of heaven–"

"I ain't callin あなた no もっと見る bruh damn."

"–the righteous side of hell 投稿されました １年以上前

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell あなた why it isn't. 投稿されました １年以上前

Dark as shit in ma house Good time for some creepypasta. :D 投稿されました １年以上前

I remember I had a ピザ delivery job once in my teens along with my friend. One of the people I was delivering to were damn hella creepy. I got used to it while my friend not so much. Lets just say she quit faster than あなた can say. She hated going to certain houses. 投稿されました １年以上前

Pretending not to be manic like...
Ahahaha scuz the wild look in my eyes I uhhhhh had coffee 投稿されました １年以上前

Ugh...slept so hard that I think my 枕 gave me a conCUSHION...

...Where's the door, I'll 表示する myself out XD 投稿されました １年以上前