Me: Here, do my homework.
Chacho: What is it?
Me: Algebra. Enjoy.
Chacho: Here, then do this.
Me: What's this?
Chacho: Language. Have fun.
Me: Oh believe me, I will.

あなた know your school district is effed up when seniors willingly do eighth graders' homework, and when eighth graders are able and willing to do the seniors' homework. 投稿されました １年以上前

What's better クリスマス または ヘタリア day? 投稿されました １年以上前

Some guy cheated on a Math QUIZ. Huge binder on his desk, covering up his paper, 秒 to the front. lol The teacher stood there and waited for him to hand it in before ripping, scrunching it up, lecturing him and sending him to the office. Now I'm sort of scared for what'll happen in the 次 class.:S 投稿されました １年以上前

I HATE it when Parents go "when I was your age..." its really annoys me 投稿されました １年以上前

calling me ugly wont make u pretty calling me stupied wont make u smart 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm leaving fanpop. I know あなた guys don't give a fuck, but i'm announcing it anyways.

Bye everyone. =) 投稿されました １年以上前

I want to make a "Rules of the ランダム Spot" thing and post it in the 記事 but I'm afraid people will get offended. (Even if it would be a joke.) 投稿されました １年以上前

(•) (•)
•. (|) (|)

^I really have no idea what this is.I made it up.^_^ 投稿されました １年以上前

Today in History class we did a skit reenacting the Congress of Vienna. My teacher asked if any of us could do a British, Austrian, French, または Russian accent. I offered to do any, so I played the British person. And I was laughing my 尻, お尻 off afterward. In fact, I did a LOT of laughing, since we were focusing on ヨーロッパ and the Napoleanic Wars, and also Prussia.
THANK YOU, HETALIA. 投稿されました １年以上前

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

^New クリスマス classic. 投稿されました １年以上前

Aleksanda leshenko (a)<3 投稿されました １年以上前

Last night I shot an 象 in my pajamas. How it got there, I will never know. 投稿されました １年以上前

poof 投稿されました １年以上前

Hehe, Read This...

''It's Not My Fault I'm Fat, It Run's In My Family,''. ''Dude No-one Run's In Your Family''- Someone Who's Fat, And A Fat Person's Friend.

投稿されました １年以上前

I had a dream last night that there was a giant ヘタリア Thanksgiving, and Poland and Lithuania were making their forks "do it" the whole time.... da fuck? 投稿されました １年以上前

Friend: Maximum Ride Iggy または ヘタリア Iggy?
Me: (Shakes her によって the shoulders) IF あなた WERE MY FRIEND あなた WOULDN'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは i'm new here and don't know all of the rulez and that crap so could u guys help me? 投稿されました １年以上前

Jingle bells バットマン smells, Robin laid an egg, The Batmobile ロスト a wheel and the Joker got away!, Dashing thru the roof in a one horse open 木, ツリー busting out I go,Laughing all the way!

XD These were lyrics to the joker's version of Jingle Bells in one of the バットマン cartoons. To this 日 I think it's better than the original. XD And I like Batman. 投稿されました １年以上前

i'm tired .. 投稿されました １年以上前

If someone on the ランダム spot doesn't know what ヘタリア is, would they die? 投稿されました １年以上前

u guys have some funny stuff on here lol!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

nacht der untoten the windows broken god damn im scared (beware,beware) stuck in verruckt with the nazi troops i see the teddybear (beware im scared) shi no numa lights up the sky hellhound to my left i start to cry......when will this end .Crashed my plane things were never the same i got to find a way 2 get away im going insane i better board up ten bucks a pop stop take a look around boom headshot idk were 2 go i need a maxammo 3 bullets left wat me to write もっと見る of the song post on my page 投稿されました １年以上前

Would あなた rather have cake または プリン on christmas?
投稿されました １年以上前

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY

(HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH 投稿されました １年以上前

I JUST SAW THE WORLD PREMIERE OF MARRY THE NIGHT AND HOLY SHIT GAGA YOUR CREATIVE 投稿されました １年以上前

This thing called "startsearcher.com" is jacking up my internet browser. 投稿されました １年以上前

HOLY SHIT, FEAR FACTOR IS BACK. BRB FREAKING OUT. 投稿されました １年以上前

gonna see how big my post is using all of the characters remaining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gfkahfkdlhgj thjakfh;kdlahtkjlah jkdshtl;gk hkdjaklt hkajfhjskthjakhdalsktjklajgsaklthks jhfajsk; bthukjghja;glkhatjald;fjklsa hglka; thr;jhek;arht ao;rtjhioa; htireo; hdjks;h tb;hajkty; gjkl;g fjadilg'jilg'sijt'sugreio dfhjkl;ghdfk jl hdk;nklvhdj;h jkg hlig h; jkl ajgadkhal;tji aejgnkldcjdalkfg hajghdlfkajgfnjldag;drjogiklnergfijklmewfdijklneflwdpojlkmgsdviojlknrgdijklnergfijklnregfijklgmr,fijlkmr 投稿されました １年以上前

WOAH What the Holy Roman Empire happened to the YouTube layout?! One 分 it's normal and then I go to click on a video and BOOM it goes all weird... 投稿されました １年以上前

My friend sent me this.
link
WTF?!?!?! 投稿されました １年以上前

Uptown, downtown, all around the world we're gonna jump now, jump now ,cause we need もっと見る popcorn!! xD

link 投稿されました １年以上前

HELLO!!! LADIES AND GENTS LEND ME YOUR EARS!!! today (in america) its december 1st!!!! national creeper day!!! so all あなた kids go out!!! have fun!!! if あなた see a pretty girl あなた dont know put your arm around her!! if あなた see an old lady tackle hug her!!! It's a free for all!! use your best moves to act like the biggest freak a freak can be!!!........*bows* thanks for listenning

sincerly, creeps truely 投稿されました １年以上前

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk... wait a sec, why don't I just GTA myself a car!?! jeez! 投稿されました １年以上前

ヘタリア and Assassin's Creed crossover=THIS happens.
link 投稿されました １年以上前

i think i might have synesthesia. all letters and numbers have a color. i can look at a group of Colors（色） and tell あなた what letters they are. (weird right?) (i have also never told any body this because i thought it was normal.) 投稿されました １年以上前

My hair hurts.
Like another person said, im COMPLETELY serious. 投稿されました １年以上前

HI! 投稿されました １年以上前

Lately, for some reason, the numbers 5 and 7 give me a slight headache when I see them.
I'm being completely serious. 投稿されました １年以上前

So..this is the ランダム club. What does everyone here? :) 投稿されました １年以上前

it was the perfect disease we had 投稿されました １年以上前

Is It Normal To Sit On A sofa In Four Layers In Front Of A 火災, 火 Thats On With The Heating Blazing All The Way? I'm Too Warm! =( 投稿されました １年以上前

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and あなた can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter によって istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. 投稿されました １年以上前

Skyward Sword...Has a lot of of Fan-service

.____.

What surprised me was the Zelda strip tease...Dx DO NOT WANT! 投稿されました １年以上前

People need to realize that if they see people on the internet talking about something that makes no sense to them, it's much もっと見る likely that they're out of the loop, NOT the other people. >.> 投稿されました １年以上前

At lunch we took a piece of paper and wrote "(Our name) was here" all over it and taped it to the bottom of the table. Not only did I write my name, but I also did Spencer Hastings, Nikita, Feliciano Vargas, Lara Croft, and Ezio Auditore.

Everyone stared at me like "Seriously, bitch? Seriously?" 投稿されました １年以上前

oh god guys............ i stayed after school today to study, and i relized i left ma fone in ma locker and my locker is 次 to the deans office so i go and as im leaving, i.see.a.dog.with.a.cone.over.its.head. i almost exploded but instead i fell on the ground and the dean came out and she was like 0_0 and i was like *`_`* 投稿されました １年以上前

I saw a tumble weed blow across the road, that's when I realized we were driving in the middle of no where. 投稿されました １年以上前

thinking of something to post XD
投稿されました １年以上前

I'm so sick of ignorant people. One girl 発言しました "Men are a dum stupid eace, they are jerks. " ಠ_ಠ Men isn't a race. Not every guy is a jerk. NOT freaking every guy thinks the same way. I swear SOME girls want people not to judge them but YET they are judging dudes. ಠ_ಠ WTF is that? And the dudes judge women. That isn't cool either. God I Can't stand ignorant people.

Sorry for the rant but I needed to let this out. 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは こんにちは hey! 投稿されました １年以上前

How to survive with my friends: Don't tell them everything about Hetalia, don't let them near Sharpies, and don't tell them your race.

Because now I can't get the "Korita 愛 Child" off of my arm.

That pairing doesn't even make SENSE. 投稿されました １年以上前

Dear god, I'm not a ファン of JB, but honestly he gets too much hate.
For no reason whatsoever.

He sounds like a girl?
Yeah, sure I don't think he's done with puberty yet. And plus, most of his songs wouldn't sound right if he didn't sound like that.

He's ugly?
I didn't know あなた were supposed to hate someone because they're not attractive.

His fans?
...I'll give あなた that.

But his songs are aimed at young girls, I suppose.
Hurr durr.
Thus end my pointless... rant? |3 投稿されました １年以上前

i dont get why some people think its against the law for girls to play guitar!! it gets on my nerves! im a girl and i play guitar! no big deal!
投稿されました １年以上前

im a tomboy so what i play mw3 shit im the mw3 クイーン if u think your better then me im gunna go bc 投稿されました １年以上前

That awkward moment when, in Health class, あなた watch a video of a British chef (yeah...) giving a 20 分 long speech about how unhealthy America is.
And then あなた have to write a reflection on what あなた thought of it.

This actually happened today... 投稿されました １年以上前

im sexy and i know it 投稿されました １年以上前

Hurrrr~ It's my birthday :D 投稿されました １年以上前

Is ファンポップ glitching on anyone else? 投稿されました １年以上前

Like if u find 6 in 5 sec :
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999969
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999 投稿されました １年以上前

Morals and values fly out the window this time of year. Tis the season to be nice and all that Blah Blah Blah. My dad fought over a Bratz doll with another grown man ಠ_ಠ Truly messed up. *at least he didnt get pepper sprayed* 投稿されました １年以上前

these damn exams! they are gonna kill me!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

According to the british government we can't say Merry クリスマス now we have to say Happy Holidays. We can't call it a クリスマス tree, it's now called a Holiday tree?
Because it might offend those who are not originally from the UK. If あなた don't like our "Customs" and it offends あなた so much then LEAVE OUR COUNTRY I will help あなた pack. They are called customs and we have our traditions and our opinions If あなた agree with this...please post this as your status!! Not racist but i agree with this. 投稿されました １年以上前

Bruno Marz Sketch

Bruno- I wanna be a Billionare
Girl- I am, is that why your with me?
Bruno- Hirl your amazing, just the way あなた are
Girl- Hehe
Bruno- I think I wanna marry you
Girl- Do something crazy for me to 表示する it
Bruno- I'll catch a Grenade for ya
Girl- Ok lets get married
*Girl gets shot down によって grenade
Bruno- Oh well
*Moves onto 次 girl

=D Hehe =D 投稿されました １年以上前

*When I saw Prussia smile.* DAT SMILE. :L 投稿されました １年以上前

Tylor; Lets watch HetaOni!
Me; Challenge Expepted.
*Watches it.* *After one second.*
Me; .... D: Challenge denied. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Birthday Ian Hecox.

あなた adorable bastard <3 投稿されました １年以上前

link

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! O_o 投稿されました １年以上前

(Listening to the old song New York, New York) Well this is a happy, cheerful song, isn't it? 8D
(Listen to the cover my お気に入り band did) Err....erm....I uh...okay then...O_o 投稿されました １年以上前

Lulz.
The subs on the HetaOni 動画 refuse to work.
I was destined not to watch it.
ಠ_ಠ     投稿されました １年以上前

...Silent 丘, ヒル 3 has some creepy shiz... 投稿されました １年以上前

Germany: (To Italy) Wait a minute! Why do I have to sleep with you?!
Me: Because fangirls are watching...

(Smacked so hard for another HetaOni reference) 投稿されました １年以上前

link

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?! (Literally on the ground sobbing of laughter for some crazy reason) xDD 投稿されました １年以上前

Got my dedicated medal :) 投稿されました １年以上前

...Anyone up for a sudden-death 枕 fight?
//shot for bringing up HetaOni again 投稿されました １年以上前

I WAS ファン 12500~! 投稿されました １年以上前

MODERN WARFARE 3 ROCKS YA IM A GIRL SO WHAT *crosses arms* 投稿されました １年以上前

My apologies to everyone who was pissed off at the brief invasion. Especially to Heartisalone. 投稿されました １年以上前

Apologizing to all the people we pissed off.

But I have to admit, it was kinda fun for me. x) 投稿されました １年以上前

I'd also like to apologize to Someone_save_me. -w-' 投稿されました １年以上前

Ahaha humans scare me shitless. ;___; 投稿されました １年以上前

Well I think we're all done making passionate fools out of ourselves.
"Invasion" is over.
Hetaoni ファン we have one new member joining our ranks.

That's a win if あなた ask me.

Sorry Heart. 投稿されました １年以上前

*Looks at club updates,pictures,videos, etc..* So much HetaOni.......

........
Awesome -w- 投稿されました １年以上前

Something I wanna add before the HetaOni invasion completely dies:

I would have watched it if a certain some of あなた didn't decide to pressure me into it. In fact I had it on another tab the whole time~.

:3 投稿されました １年以上前

*feels stupid* what's Hetaoni I know apparently it has something to do with ヘタリア but what is it? I'm ロスト here XD 投稿されました １年以上前

Hey! People If あなた enjoy the ディズニー Pook-a-Looz Plush, then please 登録する my club, Pook-a-Looz!!!!!! And help me start create it! Thanks! (And plus if あなた 登録する I'll give あなた a リスペクト (if your in the 1st 12 people who join)) 投稿されました １年以上前

Dosen't anyone else think that Steve can be polite when he wants to be? I mean...
- He respects bathroom privacy
- And lets the others finish their conversation before killing them
:3 投稿されました １年以上前

I wonder how non-Hetalians are feeling right now. xD 投稿されました １年以上前

I am loving life~
Because for one day, maybe someone will get it when I say this:
BE THE PIANO, MATTIE! 8D 投稿されました １年以上前

HetaOni.

U mad, someone_save_me? x) 投稿されました １年以上前

Being pressured?

-Don't click on anything
-Ignore the ウォール posts. Unless あなた just wanna コメント opposing them.
-Picks? Psht.

I think あなた guys are failing.
Mmm. Nothing quite like being a rebel.

投稿されました １年以上前

HETAONI INVASION. 8D 投稿されました １年以上前

(Looks at the pick I just made) Lol. PRESSURE. 投稿されました １年以上前

I think we just started a HetaOni invasion によって accident because we're prssuring Heartisalone to watch it. 投稿されました １年以上前

*reply to lower wallposts*
Lolnope. 投稿されました １年以上前

THIS IS A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HEARTISALONE NEEDS TO WATCH HETAONI. ALL IN FAVOR, コメント BELOW.

Hahahaha. x) Peer pressure.... 投稿されました １年以上前

Heartisalone,

What's it gonna take to make あなた watch HetaOni?! 投稿されました １年以上前

WHY ARE ALL THE WALLPOSTS HETAONI RELATED AEOHFPEIJFPA;KSD.ASDS?????? 投稿されました １年以上前

(HetaOni 11 part 1)
Italy: Come at me, bro!
Steve: Challenge accepted.

That's what I try to imagine so that I won't burst into tears. 投稿されました １年以上前

コメント on HetaOni video: "Why the hell does everyone have states as names?"

Everyone: *EPIC FACEPALM.* 投稿されました １年以上前

I had an AWESOME dream last night. There was a character on Spongebob, Spongebob's new friend, based off a buncha ヘタリア characters. He had hair and eyes like Prussia, but had Russia's scarf thing and otherwise dressed like Germany.... He even 発言しました something about Belarus... It was weirder because he was drawn like an アニメ person on a 表示する about cartoon sea creatures..... 投稿されました １年以上前