Die Potato! 投稿されました １年以上前

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." 投稿されました １年以上前

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. 投稿されました １年以上前

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at あなた like 'wtf' 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm everything あなた know
あなた wonder friend または foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when あなた 飲み込む 投稿されました １年以上前

Have あなた any idea why a raven is like a 書く desk? 投稿されました １年以上前

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! 投稿されました １年以上前

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... 投稿されました １年以上前

"If あなた are what あなた eat, I could be あなた によって morning." 投稿されました １年以上前

Who even is the founder of this club 投稿されました １年以上前

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." 投稿されました １年以上前

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for ミサイル deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. 投稿されました １年以上前

omfg i wrote a whole 記事 on raging butt sex and emailed it to a ランダム chick XD 投稿されました １年以上前

heyo got a 100 fans:) 投稿されました １年以上前

So i went to the 林檎, アップル store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault 林檎, アップル dosen´t have windows. 投稿されました １年以上前

WAFFLES! 投稿されました １年以上前

"Misery goes great with pie!" 投稿されました １年以上前

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into 宇宙 on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" 投稿されました １年以上前

GET TO WORK 雌犬 投稿されました １年以上前

Boop bwoop bloop 投稿されました １年以上前

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN 投稿されました １年以上前

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O 投稿されました １年以上前

BENCHES! 投稿されました １年以上前

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; 投稿されました １年以上前

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My 愛 and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. 投稿されました １年以上前

A girl with a broken heart, call her ドレイク, ドレーク 投稿されました １年以上前

That moment when あなた lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later あなた find it and u realized it was in the same spot あなた left it. 投稿されました １年以上前

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" 投稿されました １年以上前

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their ホーム into a chandelier. 投稿されました １年以上前

Ah, あなた think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded によって it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and によって then it was only tasty! 投稿されました １年以上前

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! 投稿されました １年以上前

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a ランダム screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... 投稿されました １年以上前

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others によって how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like または dislike. 投稿されました １年以上前

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something あなた don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. 投稿されました １年以上前

I write here 投稿されました １年以上前

Faninig 投稿されました １年以上前

Hello? 投稿されました １年以上前

No 投稿されました １年以上前

Is it alive 投稿されました １年以上前

ランダム ウォール 投稿されました １年以上前

So 投稿されました １年以上前

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! 投稿されました １年以上前

And when the 日 is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that あなた left on my heart. 投稿されました １年以上前

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
デン gurl teks deep breff. デン gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** 投稿されました １年以上前

The less we know, the better we feel. 投稿されました １年以上前

When my お気に入り tv 表示する character dies first, I am sad. 次 I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. 投稿されました １年以上前

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? 投稿されました １年以上前

On YouTube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up 投稿されました １年以上前

to my 108 ファン i 愛 あなた all! 投稿されました １年以上前

I was watching this tv 表示する called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked または underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" 投稿されました １年以上前

You thought あなた might be a ghost, あなた didn't get to heaven but あなた made it close.~ 投稿されました １年以上前

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ 投稿されました １年以上前

People what about 食 chain?..... Pass the ウォール chain

ピザ 投稿されました １年以上前

Ok, I have a question. So, 次 Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? 投稿されました １年以上前

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! 投稿されました １年以上前

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one 日 he comes ホーム laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the 林檎, アップル ジュース to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the ジュース on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" 投稿されました １年以上前

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he 発言しました “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 クロス da rode. she gut hit によって da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her もっと見る デン 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM 投稿されました １年以上前

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." 投稿されました １年以上前

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* 投稿されました １年以上前

Hello! First of all I just wanna 広告 a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... 投稿されました １年以上前

Secondly, does anyone watch YGOTAS and Glee? I'm thinking of 書く a crossover because my "list of fanfiction ideas" is getting too overcrowded and I'm really confused and in need of advice. Has anyone written a fanfic before? 'Cause the paragraphs in fanfiction are a lot different to ones in books... Yes I really don't know what I'm saying.
I don't know why but need help! Panic! 投稿されました １年以上前

my friend is making fun of me cause I have a new found lander/ French Canadian accent 投稿されました １年以上前

The Decepticons shall be turned into the Pit, and all the トランスフォーマー that forget Primus.
Optimus is the only way to salvation.
But as for the Constructicons, the Combaticons, the Insecticons, as for the Stunticons, Predacons and Terrorcons, and all Seekers, their lot shall be in the acid lake, which is inside Unicron.
In flaming plasma takinng vengeance on them that not know Primus, and obey not the orders of Optimus Prime. 投稿されました １年以上前

YESSSSS
次 月 IS MY 3rd 年 ANNIVERSARY WITH FANPOP!!!!!
NNDICISNXJSNZJWN 投稿されました １年以上前

If あなた hade two glasses of water would it be di di hydrogen monoxide, then with three it would be tri di hydrogen monoxide and increasing up into quad di hydrogen mionoxide? 投稿されました １年以上前

How can あなた end my affliction
If you’re the sickness and I’m the cure? 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた got the touch.......YOU GOT THE POWER 投稿されました １年以上前

in canada for thanksgiving we don't have turkey, we have moose. 投稿されました １年以上前

I wanna talk to someone DX 投稿されました １年以上前

I am SO bored 投稿されました １年以上前

Did anybody get a glitch this morning?For about an 時 ファンポップ was set out different and I couldn't work out how to use.It was dead weird. 投稿されました １年以上前

Foxy Grandpa 投稿されました １年以上前

My girlfriend deleted her ファンポップ account and we didn't have any other way of communicating ;-; looks like im single again 投稿されました １年以上前

Blah blah blah caitlin will あなた see this plzplzplzplz CAITLIN ARE あなた THERE?????
P 投稿されました １年以上前

I walk into sculpture class all pumped to glaze the clay bird skull that I made and I go to pick it up and I find out that the 雌犬 who ストール, 盗んだ my giant eraser last 年 wrote her name on my piece and started to glaze it. 投稿されました １年以上前

Remeber kids never do meth または else Trevor will fuck your girl and stomp あなた to death. 投稿されました １年以上前

Hi peoples I am an awesome octopus lololololololol WEALLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

dictator, dick-tater, dick tater tots? lol its a joke that i got from my フレンズ at school during my history class 投稿されました １年以上前

Maybe we're just sleepwalking 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm a leader,not a follower....unless We're in a dark place,then screw it. You're going first xD 投稿されました １年以上前

from this 日 on i own my father's gun 投稿されました １年以上前

.... I'M A BANANA!!! lol :D (guess where I got that from) 投稿されました １年以上前

Joker: Hi, Superman!
Superman: Time to kill あなた again! 投稿されました １年以上前

Yes I am a loner. But I feel もっと見る lonely being inside a crowded room with people I don't know instead of being によって myself.

^True Story. 投稿されました １年以上前

*Sigh* I missed this icon. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today is my birthday! Woo hoo! :3 投稿されました １年以上前

The student council at my school changed the ハロウィン dance to a sports dance and pretty much all of my フレンズ hat sports so we're protesting によって going to the dance as cheerleader zombies. 投稿されました １年以上前

Yolo McSwaggins 投稿されました １年以上前

Once upon A time
There was this Bunny
Named Ms. Chocolate.
Everyone liked her.
Then one day, while
Ms. チョコレート was
taking a walk in the woods
A hungry grizzly くま, クマ ate her.
(Becuz she was made out of chocolate)
Then the grizzly くま, クマ died.
THE END!!!!
Hope u enjoyed
XD XD 投稿されました １年以上前

Y'all got dem beautiful sexy icons. 投稿されました １年以上前

*a picture is moved in my house*

Me: *bumping into walls* "EVERYTHING'S CHANGED!!!" 投稿されました １年以上前

I am Riley, and I have Cookies! >:3 投稿されました １年以上前

What's a Nympho? 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは guys I'm at school, but I'm so bored! HELP ME!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

make me your friend please 投稿されました １年以上前

new here 投稿されました １年以上前

hey! Hi 投稿されました １年以上前

It's 2:44 am and at 2:30 a マウス fell in my hair and I screamed and I woke up my bf and I screamed some もっと見る and the マウス fell on my ベッド (so I flipped over my pillowed and turned down the sheets it touched) and I flicked it on my bf who was on the floor and he jumped in my ベッド and I prayed him out and 発言しました "Be a man!" And so I felt bad so now we r upstairs in the living room on the floor sleeping together and my parents laughed when I told them..eeeewww 😥😭😢😓😠😡 投稿されました １年以上前

That skull head........... 投稿されました １年以上前

Today is apparently "Try to answer this 質問 before it gets deleted" day. I failed every damn time. 投稿されました １年以上前