There once a man named Hairy Pickle. Who lived in a town with all people called Hairy Pickle. But in that town was one man not named Hairy Pickle, So they hung him によって his Hairy Pickle! XD
投稿されました 1年以上前
i live to be ランダム that is the 説明 of my life! from Arizona to LA it is like a dream i am filming the movie Crazy,Stupid 愛 NOW and is COOL cant wait for the release :D thanks to all fans! HAHA i rock
投稿されました 1年以上前
people of the world today in school my teacher left the class for 1 hr and everyone started trowing pencils at eachother and the teacher walked in and 17 people got detencion lol :0
投稿されました 1年以上前
link NASTY VIDEO!I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND ITS 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP!My COUSIN AND I ALMOST PUKED!DX NASTAY!!THOUGHT IT WAS2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP OF CHOCOLATE!
投稿されました 1年以上前
i 愛 randomness and being an エンジェル for victoria secret! I 愛 ALL あなた BUYERS TOO and all あなた who came to the angles 表示する with all of us and Heidi Klum from MS candice S (an Angel)
投稿されました 1年以上前
I 愛 ALL あなた ファン out there please come to my opening of the sleazy tour on feb 15 in oregon and enter to win a 500$ shopping spree with me! (available at retail shops only which means the money goes further) 愛 ケシャ
投稿されました 1年以上前
あなた know, when we're alone and I'm talking out loud it is kind of for your benefit, I already know the things that I am saying. -Outsourced
投稿されました 1年以上前
ugh, hate it when that happens! :( i did that once when it was snowing, i screamed and shouted "OW! HOT!" and they were like : Hot? its freezing cold.. and i wont go on... yea xD1年以上前
OMG O.o, I was full on 歌う 'Grenade' earlier and screaming it into the fone waiting for my sister to answer, no one was ホーム and I was walking down the hallway (Still yelling) and then BAM my mum's bf was right there in the lounge room and... I had a giggle fit XD
投稿されました 1年以上前
Me: こんにちは Josh, I know who your mom is! Josh: Who? Me: TAYLOR! *makes :3 face* Josh: Ewww Shes black! Cameron: Dude, あなた need a lesson on life. Taylor: Whos talkin bout me? Josh: YOUR MOM! Me: Oh dude, thats not somethin nice to say to your mom! Taylor: WHAT THE?!? *stares at me* Cameron: RUN BEFORE THAT NIGGA GETS YA ANNIE! Me: Dude, now あなた need a lesson on life. Cameron: Sorry. *sits down*
投稿されました 1年以上前
Smart people aren't nerds, People that wear black aren't "emo", Most blondes aren't dumb, Not all boys like Black Ops, Not all girls are obssesed with hair.
Boyfriend: Make a C with your right hand. Girlfriend: Okay.*makes a C* Boyfriend: *smiles and makes C with his left hand, placing it opposite of hers* Girlfriend: A heart? Boyfriend: No. My stomach, and its empty. Make me a sandwich.
投稿されました 1年以上前
Once I found David archuleta's ファン number And I called it And he picked up...but I hung up on him cause I panicked...so now every time I try to call him he spent pick up.and I'm still mad at myself
投稿されました 1年以上前
I just beat my cat up with a noodle. That outta teach her to quit scratching my feet.
By the way it's the pool noodle, if it was an actual noodle it'd get stuck to her nose, leaving me to quite a site to laugh at. Yeah right now there is just ランダム things laying around my house :p
投稿されました 1年以上前
O_O WHY ARE あなた STARING AT ME?!? Its not my fault I have Ophthalmophobia (fear of being stared at)!!!! SO STOP STARING!!.......wait.........what were we talking about again?....*Shrugs* oh well O_o
投稿されました 1年以上前
ロスト your pen=no pen No pen=no notes Nonotes=no study No study=Fail Fail=no diploma No diploma=no work no work=no money no money=no food no food=you get skinny あなた get skinny=then あなた get ugly Ugly=no love no love=no marriage no marriage=no children no children= alone alone=depression depression=sickness sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, あなた will die.. :P
投稿されました 1年以上前
Omg Guys ! I Have This App On My Phone, Youhh Put Your Index Finger On The Lense And It Measures Ur ハート, 心 Rate. So I Was Bored And I Used It And It 発言しました '98' Then I Started Thinkinq Bout My Ex And Me And I Look Down At My Phone And It Was '140' ! Haha I Was Like Wtf ? O.o lol
投稿されました 1年以上前
What I Would Want To Be This Week : A Talk 表示する Host Person Thinqy (; I Could See It Now ! * Me Talkinq To Lindsy Lohan* Me: How Was It For あなた ? Playinq A 'Straight' In So Many Movies Lindsy: .......... Ahh Yes, That Wud Be Interestinq (x
投稿されました 1年以上前
would あなた 登録する my I.H.Y club?its for if あなた hate something and/or nobody listens to your complains then come here and talk as much as あなた want here's the url link
投稿されました 1年以上前
Yay, get to see some of my fam tomorrow, ビーチ on tuesday. Umm... Thinking of something for wednesday, prolly hang with フレンズ and sleeping at my mates on thursday :) Had to share it <3
投稿されました 1年以上前
A guy broke into my appartment last week, he didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives によって every night and changes the channels... Sick bastard
投稿されました 1年以上前