It's really weird to think that I'm two decades old. 投稿されました １年以上前

the moment when あなた are in your best mood
あなた realize everyone in your house is sound asleep xD time for ピザ lol 投稿されました １年以上前

Thank GOD Dragon-88 is gone.. 投稿されました １年以上前

If were to die.. I would try at least ONE joint, for my bucket list 投稿されました １年以上前

My hair is like brown and curly cotton candy. 投稿されました １年以上前

would あなた rather sing in front of people または eat the world's hottest chili?

i 愛 spicy 食 so i don't have a problem xD 投稿されました １年以上前

somebitch walked into the gun store and was all like ayo where tha glocks at and i was like dood glocks arent even real and he was like oooooooooooo 投稿されました １年以上前

I use to say Michael De Santa was the most likeable GTA character ever..

But seeing it now.. All he scream at people, before he kills them.. And than tell people he feels bad about it. But he doesn't LOOK like he feels very bad about it.

Seriously.. Play the game again, and tell me that Michael doesn't strike あなた as a crazy serial killer, that would be hiding in a dark ally.. 投稿されました １年以上前

God Cat Noir can hit me with his extending shaft anytime he wants. 投稿されました １年以上前

Why did the ベルト get arrested? 投稿されました １年以上前

Alvin and the Chipmunks. 投稿されました １年以上前

How do astronomers organize a party? 投稿されました １年以上前

It seems like there もっと見る people on ファンポップ lately 投稿されました １年以上前

When an Eメール doesn't change to read, then あなた mark it manually but it still shows up on the side as still having 1 unread mail. 投稿されました １年以上前

This is a party post. Who wants to party?! 投稿されました １年以上前

My cat is in heat. Must listen to Mozart's works with volume up. 投稿されました １年以上前

Well when ur on the brink of death there's only one word that helps, MAAARTHA jk 😂 投稿されました １年以上前

what if your 受信箱 on ファンポップ reached one million messages? xD 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm the kind of guy who works out for 30 分 and then goes "I did good today. I'm gonna eat a bunch of doughnuts to celebrate!" 投稿されました １年以上前

I am Going to hurt someone. My friend emailed me because I had to stay ホーム again. Well a kid stabed her. Now I am going to stab him. 投稿されました １年以上前

Do あなた guys think it's okay to use another アイコン (which contains slight spoilers)? 投稿されました １年以上前

Good bye, people. I'm on a leave again. I won't be back before a 年 または so. Just like always. When I return, who knows which users will I see again.... tatta. :) 投稿されました １年以上前

do あなた guys want もっと見る of my アンケー ランダム things - pick one? if it's boring または something let me know 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm so tired I could eat a horse...wait what? 投稿されました １年以上前

A married Man died before SEX.His Wife cut his Penis,filled it with cement & fixed it in the wall. Every night she used to go to the ウォール & get satisfied herself. Oneday her neighbour saw this..!He made a hole in the wall, removed the husbands penis & put his own penis in place of that.. & waited his turn for sex.The lady came with a knife...cut his penis & said..."Darling today we are shifting to our new house..!"Moral,,,, don't put your dick everywhere 投稿されました １年以上前

Just ロスト my voice. I have to go to school but I am not aloud to talk at all. I AM GOING TO DIE TODAY! 投稿されました １年以上前

I am dieing right now. I am sick and it does not help that I am always outside. 投稿されました １年以上前

people x soft drinks are bad
me x buys big 尻, お尻 pepsi 投稿されました １年以上前

;-; Guys I was going to make another fun Hunger Games Simulator for this club like I did in the past since its been a while and everyone seemed to have enjoyed it ;-;

But ;-; Despite having the code a week 前 ;-; The website deleted my and forgot my code that had all the fun events that could have happened and made it fun ;-;

If あなた guys like, I could try to make it again ;-; 投稿されました １年以上前

I often like to think that somewhere in my ancestry there is royalty. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today I played a prank and wrote my friend's name on my test and he got an A plu- oh.. huh.. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy National Siblings Day! 投稿されました １年以上前

Praise Kek !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

i had a girl sleep in my ホーム am i not allowed 2 b gay now do i lose my gay card 投稿されました １年以上前

I played a prank on my friend comeron okay so this is how it went:
I walked up to a kid she hates and told him she liked him and told him to ask her out. He did but like 5 times. She thinks he likes her but it was me. I am also going to prank her によって giving her a stuffed animal that my dog has played with before. 投稿されました １年以上前

Just told my friend how many kids bully me. I regret it now. 投稿されました １年以上前

Why is the human race so ignorant that we must fear and destroy what we don't understand? I don't get that. I say rather than fearing the unknown, we should study it. I think we as a whole should expand our horizons. If knowledge is power, then why can't we wield it? I think that we could benefit greatly from 質問 much better than judgments. My 質問 is... Do あなた crave knowledge? 投稿されました １年以上前

Requesting target , mail order pizza. I repeat, target is the pizza. Over. Over. 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた are not a drop in the ocean あなた are the entire ocean
In a drop 投稿されました １年以上前

バラ are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what あなた think......
Its a Teabag 投稿されました １年以上前

Teacher: Today's topic is photosynthesis
Kids: Ok Sir
Teacher: So what is photosynthesis?
Kids: Today's topic 投稿されました １年以上前

Having been on this club, and even もっと見る so this cite, for as long as I have, I feel super old and archaic. I cant imagine what it feels like to be the fossils we are making oil out of like Zanhar and Blind. 投稿されました １年以上前

I was born to smother あなた with flowers. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today a kid walked up to me and 発言しました "are あなた my mother?" I replayed be saying "No, I am not あなた mom" he 発言しました あなた look like her are あなた sure あなた are not here. I 発言しました yes i am sure. Then he called ma fat and ugly and ran off crying. Then his mom came over to him and told him to say sorry but he did not. I guess I am not going to the mall any time soon. 投稿されました １年以上前

When a lady is pregnant, all her フレンズ touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters... 投稿されました １年以上前

I just got a surgery yesterday. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am losing my mind! all my so posed to be フレンズ are changing and making me feel bad. I am crying because I feel like I have to change with them. I am going to have a mental breakdown soon!! I cant even breath. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today I made フレンズ with my crush and twinklestar11 saw how strange it went. 投稿されました １年以上前

Wot if the 'wot if' meme never existed ?? 投稿されました １年以上前

I am done with everyone at school. Just got bullied for the 秒 time today. 投稿されました １年以上前

Have あなた ever felt invisible. I feel like that because I am so shy but yet bold when I get bullied cause words do cut deep and that only makes あなた stronger and to find out who あなた really are inside. Take it from me I am different because of what people say but あなた should not change. I bet あなた all are amazing talented people that need a best friend so that they can help あなた though the hardest times in あなた life.
コメント if あなた have a best friend AND If あなた get bullied and how they help you. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am so tired of getting picked on because I am not a girly girl like other people and don't like girly things. I am a fucking tomboy people. I wear all black and red *most of the time* but that does not mean I am going to cry and run away and act shy. Well I am shy but who really cares about that.I am tired of walking into school and getting bullied for no reason at all. 投稿されました １年以上前

Try to figure out what color a smurf will turn if あなた choke it. 投稿されました １年以上前

just because i 発言しました something nice doesn't give あなた the right to call me your friend all the sudden 投稿されました １年以上前

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS 投稿されました １年以上前

Today is the last 日 for pssas!! :) 投稿されました １年以上前

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish あなた were her..... 投稿されました １年以上前

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. 投稿されました １年以上前

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. 投稿されました １年以上前

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, あなた see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: 投稿されました １年以上前

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? 投稿されました １年以上前

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... 投稿されました １年以上前

I was high af at this gun ショップ where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired 投稿されました １年以上前

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll 回答 while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. 投稿されました １年以上前

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told あなた to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. 投稿されました １年以上前

if あなた were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops あなた know those were the best years even trolls were funny 投稿されました １年以上前

Whoever says イヌ can't smile never met my dog. 投稿されました １年以上前

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so ランダム rawr lol xD' phase. 投稿されました １年以上前

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if あなた can even consider that trolling. 投稿されました １年以上前

That moment when you're not active on a site and when あなた try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay あなた don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then あなた just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. 投稿されました １年以上前

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. 投稿されました １年以上前

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 投稿されました １年以上前

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. 投稿されました １年以上前

Boi. 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! 投稿されました １年以上前

Have あなた ever noticed once あなた "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany 分 were left and there was like 1 min left already. 投稿されました １年以上前

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting 次 week. I just want to put on my worn out trench コート and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm a new user here!

によって the way, if any of あなた have フェイスブック account, can あなた please like my page? :-)
---> link 投稿されました １年以上前

wot if it isn'tapril fools 日 投稿されました １年以上前

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 投稿されました １年以上前

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! 投稿されました １年以上前

April Fool's 日 is gay. 投稿されました １年以上前

i 愛 america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect または that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth 投稿されました １年以上前

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite 投稿されました １年以上前

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that ディズニー oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to 愛 I hate so much. They all suck man 投稿されました １年以上前

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. 投稿されました １年以上前

ピザ is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug 投稿されました １年以上前

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight 投稿されました １年以上前

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary 投稿されました １年以上前

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that 雌犬 Nu-13 now. 投稿されました １年以上前

That awkward moment when あなた leave a store without buying anything and all あなた can think is "act natural, you're innocent". 投稿されました １年以上前

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time 投稿されました １年以上前

#SaturdaySatire 投稿されました １年以上前

And あなた too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. 投稿されました １年以上前

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. 投稿されました １年以上前

1 魚 2 魚 red 魚 bloo 魚 投稿されました １年以上前

That moment when your battery is at 3% and あなた see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, あなた quickly コメント "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. 投稿されました １年以上前

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. 投稿されました １年以上前

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that もっと見る clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act もっと見る effeminate? 投稿されました １年以上前