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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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Good truth または dare Questions

Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?

Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?

Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do あなた have a crush on?

If あなた had to 日付 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity あなた would want to make out with

Name five people あなた hate and why あなた hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have あなた ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If あなた did, what did あなた do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have あなた ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have あなた had your first kiss, if あなた have, were was it and who was it with?

Have あなた ever seen a parent naked?

Have あなた ever seen 動物 reproducing?

Have あなた stalked anyone,...
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1)"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on フェイスブック is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I ロスト my phone, can あなた call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my 一覧 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let あなた know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything または eating anything あなた might spit it または something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ほうき late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the ベイ, 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 愛 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to あなた say, "Why don't あなた speak もっと見る clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask あなた say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing シャツ sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation によって saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall または any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way あなた laugh as あなた wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt または Uncle. If あなた dare, hug them.
5. While passing a ランダム stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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I never thought I would be doing a 一覧 like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this 一覧 with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please コメント but be polite. Also, always コメント because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag あなた down to his level and beat あなた with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I ストール, 盗んだ a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make あなた a Christian any もっと見る than standing in a ガレージ makes あなた a car.
6. We live in a society where ピザ gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side によって side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now あなた understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got スプリット, 分割 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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posted by ShadowFan100
Chapter 1: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 1: A Feral Encounter

Taju found himself standing in a forest. It was night, almost pitch black. There were no visible stars または clouds. No noise could be heard anywhere. The whole area around him seemed be completely void of life. But as he kept walking, he began wondering where he was. How he got there. He couldn't seem to remember.
"The forest always creeped me out, how did I even get here?" Taju asked himself.
But as he continued walking through the empty-looking forest, he began to notice something glowing in the distance. He was confused, as he had never...
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BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have もっと見る good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..


2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...
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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last 年 when I 発言しました that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had もっと見る variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of もっと見る to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as あなた are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let あなた see us cry, unless we want あなた to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if あなた are interested. But we will later deny it または make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot または sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for あなた (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if あなた don't like what we wear...
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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....
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