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I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth または dare Questions

Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?

Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?

Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 情報源 of entertainment that's basically Japanese カートゥーン often inspired によって manga, または Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 愛 every one I see. And this 一覧 is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from アニメ I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers あなた know.
12.Strangers あなた don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 削除 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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posted by XxLalasaysxX
Here are my 一覧 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let あなた know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything または eating anything あなた might spit it または something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the ほうき late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the ベイ, 湾 they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are もっと見る likely to become serial killers.

Everything あなた see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are もっと見る likely to dream when あなた are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If あなた tear off paper from bottles, あなた are sexually...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a 通り, ストリート named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle あなた with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then あなた can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the ビール gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket または コート if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub クイズ the other 日 I ロスト によって one point. The 質問 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other 質問 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that 林檎, アップル has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing ショップ that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 爆撃機 jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly 人気 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming もっと見る common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us によって our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 机, デスク and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid または a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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posted by Thecharliejay
Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If あなた keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a 一覧 of "pros" and "cons" to help あなた better understand why you're seeking 愛 または acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things あなた can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...
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So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite 表示する of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!



Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest カートゥーン in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my お気に入り show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...
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I kinda wanted to write this 記事 just to get this topic off of my chest. If あなた guys haven’t know already, which あなた should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I 愛 just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I 愛 Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I 愛 both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I 愛 how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with あなた guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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So a while back I made two 記事 about my お気に入り villains and why I like them specifically but what about the bad guys just makes them so enticing for me? Heck I may have even typed up an 記事 like this before, but with a years later with a new perspective, alongside an updated 一覧 of my 上, ページのトップへ 25 fictional villains, I decided that it's time to reveal why I like the bad guys so much.

Top 25

Some of them are refromed または simply played an antagonistic role but are not super evil. Won't state which ones are reformed because spoilers.

1. Azula (Avatar)
2. Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)
3. Bellatrix...
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There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the ホーム of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard あなた try, your browser won't allow あなた to enter the site. あなた see, to access this site, あなた must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 質問 is a New Moon night. あなた must be on your own in your ホーム with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will あなた be granted access to the site.

As...
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