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Gears of War having 2020/2021 relevance

posted by Canada24

This may be a stretch, but hear me out..

I've been marathoning the whole series, I managed to get them all for a bargen at some anique store shortly before the latest lockdown.. And there's something going on in them.. An highly contagious and airborne pendemic.. Imusion Pendemic. Obviously this is far worse and もっと見る 'openly evil' than the whole covid thing. It's a living parasite who nearly rules the whole planet, and only recently got destoried when they all finally realized ''this ain't car gas it's a parasite''..

Far as I can tell there's a strong history behind this thing. Nobody knows...

Looking back

posted by ruhani_noor

As I looked back on a seemingly unending journey I commenced years ago, I found myself in an ocean of memories. The days that I hurt the most, became my 情報源 of strength for the cruel and real world. The days I laughed now seem like a distant dream and I no longer remember the faces of those who made me smile. The dreams that I chase has come this far and now I already see it as a part of my life. My dreams are daunting but are the only thing that keeps me going.
A lot of あなた may be wondering によって now as to what this person here is even talking about... well it's just my escape from the reality that I am 書く here. I am certainly not sad または depressed just someone who loves to 愛 but don't know how to express letting others misunderstand. while the best thing about this site remains the secret of my identity.

Requirements for the essay. 書く algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. 書く algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should 表示する that its 作者 knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when 書く an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; あなた answer 質問 such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; あなた get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can あなた get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are 赤ちゃん ugly at first?
CANADA24; あなた try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; あなた take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

Is...

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A 一覧 of Sites あなた Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなたリンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as あなた are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let あなた see us cry, unless we want あなた to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if あなた are interested. But we will later deny it または make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot または sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for あなた (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if あなた don't like what we wear...

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posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられてによって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - 上, ページのトップへ 20 一覧

posted by spunkyonyx

1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth または Dare 質問 Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth または dare Questions

Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?

Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?

Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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100 Reasons why あなた愛 her

posted by milorox18

1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....

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TRUTH & DARE 質問 (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do あなた have a crush on?

If あなた had to 日付 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity あなた would want to make out with

Name five people あなた hate and why あなた hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have あなた ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If あなた did, what did あなた do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have あなた ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have あなた had your first kiss, if あなた have, were was it and who was it with?

Have あなた ever seen a parent naked?

Have あなた ever seen 動物 reproducing?

Have あなた stalked anyone,...

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15 Random, Fun Things to Do In the Rain!

posted by j1edwardcullen7

1. Go outside, and if あなた see someone, take the ランダム person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic キス scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger シート, 座席 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why イヌ only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 歌う in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

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20 ways to know if a guy loves あなた ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if あなた notice him staring a lot at あなた ..like もっと見る than 5 times in the same 日 .(unless あなた got a stain on your shirt)
2- if あなた and him were in the same area , he would be with あなた in every where あなた walk to ( like a party または a コンサート ..etc)
3- he would sit 次 to あなた in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream または laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to あなた hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if あなた drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, あなた answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, あなた say “is that so?”
5. If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher あなた did not turn in your homework because あなた were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When あなた walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - 上, ページのトップへ 20 一覧

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, または to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get あなた in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly によって giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 次 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - あなた may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin キャップ and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do あなた find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 愛 the 秒 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and あなた actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

バラ are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

バラ are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

バラ are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And 表示する me your tits

バラ make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And あなた愛 it up the shitter

バラ are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

バラ are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

バラ are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

バラ are shit
Violets are crap
表示する me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

バラ are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And 飲み込む it down

バラ are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a サークル, 円 that had its two sides gently compressed によって a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...