I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you. I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?
Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?
Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the オーブン on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my 一覧 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let あなた know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything または eating anything あなた might spit it または something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ほうき late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the ベイ, 湾 they'd be bagels.
What a キッス means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I 愛 you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like あなた a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let あなた go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt あなた everysecond he's not at your side hug あなた every chance あなた get &stays with you...
Found this on Google 1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS または If あなた find a シャツ store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!" 2. go to the 食 court and go to a fast 食 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 表, テーブル 歌う elmo's world theme. 3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as あなた can "I 愛 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 日 AND NIGHT!" 4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until あなた see an old lady/guy...