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Have あなた ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, または that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful 記事 I plan on making. または yet another 月 long project that may または may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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Avatar: The Last Airbender is a 表示する that came out in 2005. Not counting ランダム clips and the 2010 film, I didn't start watching the 表示する until 2020. あなた might be wondering why it took me so long to watch the 表示する and I don't really have a good excuse. The 表示する came out when I was a kid and back then, I was very quick to judge shows and films based on their visuals. Avatar: The Last Airbender's visuals didn't interest me and neither did the character designs. Even when I was a kid, I was never really a big ファン of kid characters. I did have exceptions, like the cast of Ed, Edd and Eddy. Also,...
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I do think that あなた probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add もっと見る to the 一覧 when I find もっと見る sites I think あなた should probably avoid. So if anyone sends あなた リンク to the following sites, あなた have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad によって the name of the URL but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS あなた ARE A SICKO I ADVISE あなた NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as あなた are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let あなた see us cry, unless we want あなた to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if あなた are interested. But we will later deny it または make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot または sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for あなた (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if あなた don't like what we wear...
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posted by sarabeara
THIS 一覧 ISN'T MINE. It belongs to "thatboyandrew" on youtube. This 一覧 is from his original video. If あなた haven't seen the video, here's the link:

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NOTE: This is JUST a joke. I did not come up with this list. I just thought I'd post it for fun.

60) Latifah
59) Shaniqua
58) Latoya
57) Laquisha
56) La'Kisha
55) La'Tanya
54) Rohandra
53) Bon'Quisha
52) Sha'Tanya
51) Toprameneesha
50) La'Quishria
49) Bonifa
48) Shataniana
47) Levondia
46) Bufanaquishria
45) La'Quishraniqua
44) Barbeesha
43) Mo'Nique
42) Abduiniana
41) Fo'Landra
40) Kisha
39) Bon'Qui Qui
38) V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
37) Sha'Nay Nay
36) Tay Tay
35)...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated によって you.
I was so 魔法にかけられて によって your beauty that I ran into that ウォール over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime あなた passed by, just so I could stare at あなた a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. エンジェル Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying または you'll get some action faster than a pit ブル on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all あなた want even if she is the kind who will out chug あなた in ビール and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names あなた never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth または dare Questions

Truth または dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth または dare questions, which will help あなた to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream あなた have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality または feature あなた would like to change about yourself?

Do あなた have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend または boyfriend's friend?

Do あなた think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 愛 flirts.
3. A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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1. I 愛 the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I 愛 the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I 愛 the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I 愛 the way あなた look at me.

5. I 愛 how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I 愛 the way I can’t imagine a 日 without あなた in my life.

7. I 愛 the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I 愛 the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I 愛 the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I 愛 how I know you’ll always be there when I need あなた to be.

11....
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posted by Feathershine
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Who do あなた have a crush on?

If あなた had to 日付 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity あなた would want to make out with

Name five people あなた hate and why あなた hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have あなた ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If あなた did, what did あなた do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have あなた ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have あなた had your first kiss, if あなた have, were was it and who was it with?

Have あなた ever seen a parent naked?

Have あなた ever seen 動物 reproducing?

Have あなた stalked anyone,...
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1- eye contact , if あなた notice him staring a lot at あなた ..like もっと見る than 5 times in the same 日 .(unless あなた got a stain on your shirt)
2- if あなた and him were in the same area , he would be with あなた in every where あなた walk to ( like a party または a コンサート ..etc)
3- he would sit 次 to あなた in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream または laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to あなた hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if あなた drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, あなた answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, あなた answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, あなた answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, あなた say “is that so?”
5. If あなた so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher あなた did not turn in your homework because あなた were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When あなた walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a クーラー that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 一覧 is on my 机, デスク for the part あなた would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 一覧 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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