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474 Things To Do When You're Bored

- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a ベッド of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 枕 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether または not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, 秒 of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by bubbletl
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that あなた are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the ベッド holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say あなた know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors によって your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as あなた can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by Tamar20

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky バッジ Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks あなた what あなた mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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posted by Bananaaddict
Okay, though あなた can't necessarily tell によって the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever 前 (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where あなた press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if あなた do not have permission from 発言しました company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that あなた give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by chattycandy
"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand によって a stream with a stick in my hand, while the 魚 swim によって in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and あなた have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," または "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like あなた for a minute, and then forget あなた afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are あなた doing something?" または "Have あなた eaten already?" are the first usual 質問 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So あなた have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! こんにちは girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did あなた know キス is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken スープ actually makes あなた feel better. 94% of boys would 愛 it if あなた sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 上, ページのトップへ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult あなた when they like you! 89% of guys want あなた to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. チョコレート will make あなた feel better! Most...
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posted by spunkyonyx
If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".

3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.

5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.

9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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1.Turn on your お気に入り 音楽 または tv show,your お気に入り song makes あなた want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones または instant messaging あなた will get to carried away and before あなた know it あなた will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang または fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if あなた put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be もっと見る room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. あなた could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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posted by CourtneyFan17
1. Would あなた get back with your last ex if あなた could?
Probably not

2. What color シャツ are あなた wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would あなた キッス anyone on your フレンズ list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do あなた have a 'thing' for someone on your フレンズ list?

5. How many people on your 上, ページのトップへ フレンズ 一覧 do あなた know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do あなた want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do あなた have a good relationship with your parents?

8. What name would あなた want besides the one あなた have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would あなた ever make out with someone of the...
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1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's カート
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can あなた tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The ジョイスティック is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her もっと見る attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do あなた say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are あなた boys all in the same band?
A3: Do あなた guys all play for the Green ベイ, 湾 Packers?

Q: How do あなた make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by karpach_13
Blonde Cop

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her 財布 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do あなた have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known あなた were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. あなた have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets あなた a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If あなた want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if あなた are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get
to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as あなた see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal によって conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what あなた think."

7. Claim that あなた must always wear a bicycle ヘルメット as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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