HAHAHAHATOLHAHAHAHA 投稿されました １年以上前

I often wish I was もっと見る active, not just browsing 質問 and not answering them. Like answering lots of 質問 with stupidly funny answers, and serious ones when needed. I really wish I was the old me. 投稿されました １年以上前

dont take someone for granted または someone will come along and appriciate what あなた didnt
ランダム quote that made me think.... 投稿されました １年以上前

質問 OF THE DAY: What is your お気に入り Spongebob episode?? Mine is the face freeze one!! Follow me, I follow back!! I will especially follow any directioners!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Hi guys! please 登録する my contest(: its posting pics of bands check out the details here link thanks 投稿されました １年以上前

Buying Robo Crates for 2 weps each 投稿されました １年以上前

We bring only death , snd leave only carrion.. it is a message even a human can understand..

Sons of Fuegan 投稿されました １年以上前

It's RIOT PIE !!!! :DDD 投稿されました １年以上前

Selling Anger for 3 ref and Big Elfin Deal for 1.33 投稿されました １年以上前

There are few who deny at what I do I am the best
Another place another time
My situation never changes または very little
Everyone says we've come such a long, long way
When I was young, my mind would always wander away
Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
What あなた see is what あなた get
When lightning strikes and we are sleeping
It's the winning side
May the memories not be forgot

ランダム song lyrics! 投稿されました １年以上前

What good is it to live with nothing left to give?~ Forget but not forgive, not loving all あなた see ~ ♪♫ 投稿されました １年以上前

HASHTAG # 投稿されました １年以上前

Fun fact: Deadmau5 isn't a DJ... He also wouldn't be caught dead spinning discs... Ha, ha, ha! 投稿されました １年以上前

There was once a lonely sugar cookie
It was very sad
It soon met a oatmeal cookie
They became the best of friends
Then some people joined the dark side
'cause they wanted some fresh cookies
whoo the クッキー got eated によって the ninja warriors
who one the quidditch world cup
Then the deatheaters came and
barty crouch jr. cast the dark mark
which I will get as a tattoo
the end for cooky now!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Normal people watching Alien: Ew that's so gross
Me: Lol. A mouth inside a mouth... looks like...MOUTHCEPTION.
YEEEAAAAAAAH (⌐■_■) 投稿されました １年以上前

*playing Spyro: 年 of the Dragon again (AFTER ALL THESE FRIKKIN' YEARS)*

-is at the first boss fight-
Me: Oh yeah, that's why I loved this guy so much, he sneezes FUCKIN' FIRE!! xD 投稿されました １年以上前

psycho with a ナイフ 投稿されました １年以上前

So I just found myself a new hobby...

It's called Benedict Cumberbatch.

OMG WHAT IS THIS I CANT EVEN...............?!?! &)_/38$+#839294/!/&73:2+!!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

for all that did not know I am a magical waffle with lazer powers 投稿されました １年以上前

so I typed in 'boob gum' on Google and found an 記事 from 2005 about how 日本 had rose flavored chewing gum that enhanced your breast size 投稿されました １年以上前

My 日 can go from good to the horrible in a flash whenever I remember something idiotic that I did/said in middle school. 投稿されました １年以上前

Me: ZOMG!! My PlayStation 1 just came in the mail!!

*turns on the PSX after hooking it up*
*old school intro screen plays on the tv*

Me: Best spent twenty euros ever. 投稿されました １年以上前

Look I actually changed my アイコン あなた can all gasp in shock now 投稿されました １年以上前

Just got my dedicated patch thingy :D 投稿されました １年以上前

Gay, Bi, Ugly, Fine, Rich, Poor, Skinny, Fat, Black, White. We are all human. 'Don't judge' 投稿されました １年以上前

Man, the video game spot sure is dead...-_-'
Someone help me revive it? :3 投稿されました １年以上前

There are two things stuck in my head right now: Lt. Aldo Raine's speech from Inglorious Basterds and "I'll Make a Man Out of You" 投稿されました １年以上前

*looks out the window*
*sings* This ain't nothing but a Winter Jam... nah nah, na-ah nah nah nah, o-ooh...

(sigh) 投稿されました １年以上前

I hate people who コメント または post on your ウォール insulting あなた and when あなた tell them to shut the hell up they just say things like What did I so to you? I hate people like that. 投稿されました １年以上前

The keyblade is made of your ハート, 心 too,idiot. 投稿されました １年以上前

Anyone want an Apparatchik's Apparel? 投稿されました １年以上前

I still believe that a person doesn't die only once
but he dies gradually
When a friend goes away
a part dies
When the ones we 愛 leave
another part dies
When we get our dreams murdered
another part dies
and eventually the biggest death comes
to find all the dead parts
so he holds them and goes away.... 投稿されました １年以上前

Thumbs up if you're online. 投稿されました １年以上前

link 投稿されました １年以上前

Here comes another summer on Fanpop. 投稿されました １年以上前

what

link 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know what? Im so tired of people bitching and complaining about how people don't stand up for themselves または other people and here's what i have to say about it."If life gives あなた shit, あなた throw that shit right back into life's face and say 'go shit on someone your own size あなた damn fucker!' 'cause i,ma dance to my own beat, sing to my own style, and paint with my own colours, and ain't nobody gonna tell my that i'm a worthless piece of shit!"
STAND UP AND SPEAK OUT PEOPLE!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

ATTENTION !
SO あなた GUYS THINK THAT ENGLISH IS SOO EASY ?

Answer THIS WITH YES または NO

"________, I'm a monkey."

seee? I TOLD あなた ! :D 投稿されました １年以上前

nuke s nah there evil but i am evil ooo-rah 投稿されました １年以上前

i joined a hide and seek club at school today 投稿されました １年以上前

♬♩ La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-doo! ♫♪ 投稿されました １年以上前

where is 投稿されました １年以上前

鍬 du u spehl 投稿されました １年以上前

Powerpuff Girls contains a shit load of sex jokes: link 投稿されました １年以上前

It's ディナー time, my sister is going to make me eat, and I don't feel like I can 飲み込む anything. 投稿されました １年以上前

My neighbors manged to start a 火災, 火 in the rain its poring. 投稿されました １年以上前

I hate all. 投稿されました １年以上前

No one knows how someone else feels . 投稿されました １年以上前

My best friend got a fanpop! ^.^ She's awesome, so everyone should go ファン her. :D link 投稿されました １年以上前

There was finally some 質問 that I could give really good 回答 on, but everyone else already 発言しました what i wanted to say ahahahhaha fml 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know that felling of excitement when your best friend is coming and then suddenly, someone scolded あなた in the back and 発言しました " こんにちは ! who are あなた waiting ? I'm here ! " :\ embarrassing :D 投稿されました １年以上前

Who's bored? 投稿されました １年以上前

I get out of school in a week. Hell yeah. 投稿されました １年以上前

Fools are full of confidence and intelligents are full of doubt !! ...That's the problem . 投稿されました １年以上前

I've started a club for re-tellings of fairy tales, legends and classic stories. Please join. link 投稿されました １年以上前

My first act as a free person this summer is to eat a piece of pie. ~{^n^}!~ 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは Guys I got one!

Some people need a kiss

with a nuculear bomb..

to the face. 投稿されました １年以上前

Some people need a hug!

with a rope..

round the neck. 投稿されました １年以上前

Slap my hand 投稿されました １年以上前

alright this ADVENTURE TIME I'm going with finn and jake. 投稿されました １年以上前

Some people need a high five!

with a chair..

in the face. 投稿されました １年以上前

Just noticed that if あなた watch 'the human centipede' backwards, it's about a doctor who helps conjoined people separate and find happiness. 投稿されました １年以上前

Sometimes before it gets better
The darkness gets bigger
The person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger. 投稿されました １年以上前

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives あなた lemons, don't make レモネード - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the 日 it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do あなた know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible レモン that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson 投稿されました １年以上前

A baby laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds あなた will ever hear

Unless it's 3 am. And you're ホーム alone. And あなた don't have a baby. 投稿されました １年以上前

if あなた ever get a time when あなた don't know what to say, say macaroni then run away 投稿されました １年以上前

トースト 投稿されました １年以上前

Yes it's true....

This man has no dick. 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは Stoopid 投稿されました １年以上前

There should be a ファンポップ app... -.- 投稿されました １年以上前

Hey,have あなた ever think that ALL are just a plan from the Lord and...our parents so they can make our life もっと見る difficult than it is already, huh? 投稿されました １年以上前

I don't really want to 移動する up north. Not only will I leave my friends,I don't even know anybody in my possible new school. I can't make フレンズ that easily. 投稿されました １年以上前

walk up to the club like whattup im a minor so the bouncer wont let me in 投稿されました １年以上前

I feel random, so PICKLES! 投稿されました １年以上前

idk why but for some reason now whenever i see the "xD" emoticon または anything similar to it i cringe deeply on the inside 投稿されました １年以上前

like my club! its called willowsmithlove 投稿されました １年以上前

OMG funny post 投稿されました １年以上前

Thumbs up to wish me luck got a tournament today and tomorrow :) 投稿されました １年以上前

Goodnight :) 投稿されました １年以上前

Ahh the wonders of procrastination. 投稿されました １年以上前

My friend only knows Japanese and is in the process of learning English. Today, she tried to tell me her legs hurt in English but instead it came out: I have a big headache in between my legs. 投稿されました １年以上前

Okay, uhm... so I had a bet with some friends, and uh... Okay, here goes...

Samara from Mass Effect 2 is hot as shit.
There, I frikkin' 発言しました it. Now where is that fucking beer? 投稿されました １年以上前

I have no rival, no man can be my equal 投稿されました １年以上前

質問 OF THE DAY: What is the worst movie あなた have had to watch at school???? For me it is West Side Story. What is the best movie あなた have watched at school??? I always loved Bill Nye the Science Guy....even though I hate science!!! If あなた コメント I will follow you...or あなた can just follow me! I always follow back!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

One to rule them all. 投稿されました １年以上前

Dragonborn, Dragonborn, によって his honor is sworn, to keep evil forever at bay.
And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout.
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray. 投稿されました １年以上前

Something my mom 発言しました about my tissues: "The 次 time あなた leave tissues on your chair I'll putt them in your mouth!" 投稿されました １年以上前

shhh! i'm playing at the library... 投稿されました １年以上前

Shut up. Just shut up! 投稿されました １年以上前

Kill All Peoples Around Me
Nobody Else Can Fuck Me 投稿されました １年以上前

well yiff my やおい and call me a shota 投稿されました １年以上前

It is super duper hot outside (Florida) 投稿されました １年以上前

I got an award in math today which is weird because I started of this 年 failing math 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy mothers day!!! Just want to say for those who ロスト there mother god is with her and with you!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Mother's 日 Everyone :') 投稿されました １年以上前

hehehehehahahahahohohoho..... 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm so sick today. 投稿されました １年以上前

lol あなた should try this.
At school lunch, sit 次 to your best friend. Wait for them to eat a bit. Start pointing at their meal with a strange expression on your face. When they notice, they'll eventually stop eating and 検索 for something in their food, no matter how many times あなた say it was a joke. Works every time xD 投稿されました １年以上前

ランダム funny Scene:

Guy: Do あなた want to be my sun?
Girl: *gasp* I would 愛 to! I loved あなた since Pre-K!
Guy: Ok, stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me!
Girl: *cries*
Guy: *troll face*

lol XD 投稿されました １年以上前

(Me 書く a novel)
Me: YAY!!!!
Little Brother: What?
Me: I finally finished a chapter in my novel!
Little Bro: What's so special about that?
Me: I've been working on this chapter for like four または five months now!
Little Bro: Whatever -leaves-
Me: Now on to Chapter two 投稿されました １年以上前