Holy shit, one of my favourite bands is a decade old.
Holy shit, pokemon is 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm almost 20 years old.
Holy shit, I'm going to be getting married.
Holy shit, I'm going to need a house.
Holy shit, I'll need a job.
Holy shit, when the fuck did this happen?
Holy shit, when did I get out of middle school?
Holy shit. 投稿されました １年以上前

Here are the lyrics:

Just one 日 in my life
So I can understand
Fighting just to survive
But あなた taught me I can
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are
We are the lucky ones
We are, we are

Winner gets cake. 投稿されました １年以上前

Why am I watching Bigfoot videos? 投稿されました １年以上前

Coooooookie crisp! :D 投稿されました １年以上前

If there's one thing people dislike is being critically analyzed. Most people can't handle criticism on themselves. And that is what causing the world go backwards to a degree. People want to get better and make everything better but there's a shitton of people who don't actually work to achieve those goals または realize/admit they make alot of mistakes. 投稿されました １年以上前

Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury?
あなた could surf inside a チョコレート tube.
Ride your board across the wave forever.
Get wiped out and never get a bruise
And if a 鮫, サメ came up and tried to bite you
あなた could say 'I'm チョコレート - I invite you'
Wouldn't it be nice? 投稿されました １年以上前

Mado kara sotto asa hi ga nobite
Madoromu matsu ke ni koboreteku yo

So yo fuku kaze heya e to maneite
Komorebi ni kimi no negao
Yasashikute (Euforia)

Itsumo no arifureta asa dakedo
Azayaka ni irozuiteru yo
Sore wa kimi to meguri aeta kiseki
Hitori janai kimi to issho ni iru kara 投稿されました １年以上前

'Romeo!'

'ROMEO!!!'

'Juliet...'

'Romeo...'

'Because of you, for the first time, I felt... the joy of falling in 愛 with someone. I'm happy, Juliet. I'm happy that I lived in a world with あなた in it...'

'Romeo...'

'Juliet. I can't speak your name again. I can't see あなた any more...Julie...'

'Nooooo!!!'

*Wonderful violin track plays in background*

This, boys and girls, is why romantic アニメ is sooo damn good. XD 投稿されました １年以上前

One of the categories thats appeared on my netflix reccomendations is "Foreign films with a strong female role".
That's so oddly specific.
In what scenario would thay ever be helpful?
"What do あなた want to watch today, hun?"
"A foreign film with a strong female lead!"
"I mean I was thinking like Rugrats または somethin-"
"NO! IT HAS TO BE A FOREIGN FILM WITH A STRONG FEMALE ROLE! I will not settle! We will watch a foreign film with a strong female and that's FINAL!" 投稿されました １年以上前

If someone has weird looking cleavage, does it count as an uncanny valley? 投稿されました １年以上前

Guess the song these lyrics came from:

I won't break down tonight

I feel it for the first time

I feel it for the first time

Winner gets リスペクト and cake! 😊 投稿されました １年以上前

もっと見る power! *grunt* 投稿されました １年以上前

When,
Look for a ride and あなた need to get high my friends,
Spend all your time just walking around instead,
Like black バラ it's somebody to hold for them,
for them.

Let's
Go outside got nothing to hide for free,
Can't seem to see the forest from the trees,
草 is always greener but how do あなた know we'll see,
We'll see 投稿されました １年以上前

Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
あなた pull me apart
Can't get started
Chemical heart
Every time I get started
あなた pull me apart

Forgotten,
Maybe things are better on the other side undone,
Better off wishing for the stars to kill the sun,
Like packed rows that nobody can hold no one, no one... 投稿されました １年以上前

may i have ur attention please?
may i have ur attention pleas?
will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
i repeat will tha real slim jim pleas stand up
we're gonna have a problem here
u all act like uve never seen an asian b4

im tha slim jim
tha real slim jim
all あなた other slim jims r lookin 2 thin
tha real slim jim pleas stand up
pleas stand up
pleas stand up

...guess tehres a slim jim in all of us
fuck it lets all stand up 投稿されました １年以上前

Well maybe i'm just too young
To keep good 愛 from going wrong

Oh... lover, あなた should've come over
'Cause it's not too late

Well I feel too young to hold on
And i'm much too old to break free and run
Too deaf, dumb, and blind to see the damage i've done
Sweet lover, あなた should've come over
Oh, 愛 well i'm waiting for you

Lover, あなた should've come over
'Cause it's not too late 投稿されました １年以上前

Lonely is the room, the ベッド is made, the open window lets the rain in
Burning in the corner is the only one who dreams he had あなた with him
My body turns and yearns for a sleep that will never come

It's never over, my kingdom for a キッス upon her shoulder
It's never over, all my riches for her smiles when i slept so soft against her
It's never over, all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over, she's the tear that hangs inside my soul forever 投稿されました １年以上前

Sometimes a man gets carried away, when he feels like he should be having his fun
And much too blind to see the damage he's done
Sometimes a man must awake to find that really, he has no-one

So i'll wait for you... and i'll burn
Will I ever see your sweet return
Oh will I ever learn

Oh lover, あなた should've come over
'Cause it's not too late 投稿されました １年以上前

Looking out the door i see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners
Parading in a wake of sad relations as their shoes fill up with water
And maybe I'm too young to keep good 愛 from going wrong
But tonight you're on my mind so あなた never know

When I'm broken down and hungry for your 愛 with no way to feed it
Where are あなた tonight, child あなた know how much i need it
Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run 投稿されました １年以上前

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Good morning.

Man 1: Good morning.

Man 2: Morning.

Man 1: Tell me, why do あなた say 'good morning', when あなた know perfectly well that it is the afternoon?

Man 2: Well, because あなた 発言しました it.

Man 1: *shakes head* Good afternoon.

Man 2: Good afternoon.

Man 1: Oh dear... good evening.

Man 2: Goodbye?

Man 1: No... 投稿されました １年以上前

Gooooooooodddddddddnight- aringdingdingdingdingdingding 投稿されました １年以上前

Boy, I'm glad that my uncle moved his darn shoes! That's great, because now I won't trip over them for the fourth time this week. 投稿されました １年以上前

How to Piss Off 8theGreat: A Lesson in 3 Parts.
1. Confuse the Victorian era with something that isn't Victorian, IE, adding a heavily Victorian aesthetic to a post WWI setting.
2. Write a mystery work that lazily references Sherlock Holmes in such a way that makes it obvious you've never read Sherlock Holmes.
3. Try to pass something off as Lolita fashion that simply isn't Lolita fashion.
Do your f*cking research. 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは guys! IdiotMan97 is now a Changed Man! あなた can PLZ STOP ANSWERING that 質問 now. 投稿されました １年以上前

Yeeyyy! Today is my birthdayy! 投稿されました １年以上前

Attention: The 質問 concerning IdiotMan97 will no longer be taking answers. Thnx for the suggestions but we both set our differences aside. 投稿されました １年以上前

#FoodIsLifeFoodIsLove 投稿されました １年以上前

Why don't あなた ask the kids at Tienanmen Square?
Was fashion the reason why they were there?

They disguise it, Hypnotize it.
テレビ made あなた buy it.

I'm just sitting
In my car and
Waiting for my

She's scared that I will take her away from there.
Dreams and her country, left with no one there.

Mesmerized the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded. 投稿されました １年以上前

OMFG! what was happening here? XD 投稿されました １年以上前

*looks at the users below*

link 投稿されました １年以上前

One day, my mom showed me a pair of socks to see if I thought they were black または blue, because it's sometimes hard to tell. She held them up and said, "Black または blue." I smirked and said, "Purple!" 投稿されました １年以上前

Introvert has the loudest mind.
Extrovert has the loudest mouth. 投稿されました １年以上前

link

link

Also these are great tbh.

Not uploading everything because it'll be time consuming but these are great tbh 投稿されました １年以上前

So while looking up ランダム bullshit with my sister. I find this:

link

And my sister had the most freaked out face. It was so hilarious I couldn't stop laughing for what it seemed to be 5 mins. 投稿されました １年以上前

*Gets officer skin for a character in a video game* *Gets told to fuck off several times while saying bad officer puns*

.....Life is good. 投稿されました １年以上前

"Why do あなた care what people think?
Are あなた hooked up to their leash?
あなた know anklebiters
Ate up your personality.

Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.

Fall in 愛 with yourself.

Because someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got.
Someday you’re gonna be
The only one you’ve got." 投稿されました １年以上前

some hearts are diamonds
some hearts are stone 投稿されました １年以上前

Do あなた remember that time 4 years 前 when あなた were
Extremely upset ? Does it really matter now? 投稿されました １年以上前

*Derping about on the ランダム club*

Bp: I still haven't written anything または come up with any ideas for anything to do with 書く yet... gosh darnit!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Ba bum tish! 投稿されました １年以上前

私はおっぱいが大好き 投稿されました １年以上前

exist?? 投稿されました １年以上前

I am a cybernetic warrior... I shall electrically discharge my volts upon your carapace... 投稿されました １年以上前

I consider myself very lucky to have a JOB
because after thirty years fifty per cent of the job will be 与えられた to ROBOTS which will led to great unemployment as machines are replacing humans . 投稿されました １年以上前

Forever alone :'( 投稿されました １年以上前

I totally agree with anything anyone says. 投稿されました １年以上前

私は日本語を学習です。 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy Valentine's day!

and if u r single just like me......be greatly happy, u
saved a lot of money to buy your favourite mangas! 投稿されました １年以上前

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PLATONIC VALENTINE AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TODAY/TOMORROW?! 投稿されました １年以上前

Welp. Happy Valentine for all of あなた who celebrate it. OuO 投稿されました １年以上前

あなた know shit gets real, when you're lazing around watching アニメ at a mate's, then, Nek minute, the ground starts shaking and Chch becomes Quake City again... the saddest part is how little it actually bothers me now. 投稿されました １年以上前

Finally at peace with my icon. #GodBless 投稿されました １年以上前

Do chickens know there chickens? 投稿されました １年以上前

I need a Valentine!! 投稿されました １年以上前

I still can't find any アイコン I like and it's driving me absolutely nuts. 投稿されました １年以上前

Me when I am trying to do something cool but fail:

link 投稿されました １年以上前

How many people that あなた get along with and consider フレンズ did あなた use to walk past as complete strangers, almost unaware of their presence..?

Who knows. The person who will end up closest to あなた may just be the person あなた havent noticed yet. 投稿されました １年以上前

I survived the week of hell at school!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

This club is dying! *shocks ランダム with a defibrillator* DX 投稿されました １年以上前

UPDATE: HANDWRITING 本 ARE HERE! 投稿されました １年以上前

Soooo, recently I ordered these replicas of copybooks used in schools back in the 日 to teach handwriting. I'm super stoked. I can't wait until my handwriting looks like this- link
本 y u no ship faster? 投稿されました １年以上前

Imagine this:
You're walking on a checkerboard floor, everything around あなた is white. As あなた keep walking あなた notice pocket watches falling from the sky. あなた grab a watch and press a button. Suddenly, everything goes black and あなた wake up in your bed. Your mom giving あなた a strange look as あなた realize あなた had your arm extended. 投稿されました １年以上前

I am such trash 投稿されました １年以上前

WORD GAME ANYONE?

my word
Yesterday 投稿されました １年以上前

What would あなた do if I sang out of tune? 投稿されました １年以上前

Why is a raven like a 書く desk? 投稿されました １年以上前

Don't lie.

あなた ate that cookie, didn't you...? 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm hungry for some drama 投稿されました １年以上前

She 発言しました yes! 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm so sick of my current アイコン collection that I could stab my entire ファンポップ gallery または something drastic.
I'm getting unreasonably frustrated with アイコン oh my god. I really am. I mean I'm frustrated with everything at the moment BUT THE アイコン THING IS REALLLLY IRRITATING ME UGH
WHAT SORT OF アイコン DO I EVEN WANT
UGH
UGH 投稿されました １年以上前

omg. the super bowl was soo cool this year.

I mean-

There were Lucky Charms... Cherrios.... Fruity pebbles.

There were so many different famous cereals in that one huge super bowl that its insane.

I mean... I could go on forever about it. 投稿されました １年以上前

I want to be a drunk Irish man 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm gonna take better care of my teeth! I'm flossing! I'm making my own toothpaste! I'm serious!

*takes another sip of soda and eats another cookie* Mm..tho therious. 投稿されました １年以上前

"Want to hear a joke I made up?"

"Sure."

"What do あなた get if あなた クロス a cantaloupe with Lassie?"

"I give up."

"A melon-collie baby! Get it?? Hahahahaha!"

"He just doesn't want to face up to the fact that I'll be the life of every party." 投稿されました １年以上前

I just took a drink that's supposed to make あなた fall asleep...then I remembered that I had to do a rough draft for tomorrow....aaaaahhh 投稿されました １年以上前

Wtf is superbowl and should I care? 投稿されました １年以上前

"I was 読書 about how countless species are being pushed towards extinction によって man's destruction of forests."
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Uinverse is that none of it has tried to contact us." 投稿されました １年以上前

Deadpool is coming out on the 12th I am so siked!! 投稿されました １年以上前

アニメ please....stop being so messed up while I'm trying to watch you. 投稿されました １年以上前

"I made up a joke. A man is going for a walk, so he gets his dog and says: 'heel'. And the dog looks up at him and says: 'It takes one to know one, buster.'

"What's the matter with you? Don't あなた get it?"

"How did the dog learn to talk?"

"Ahhhh, what do 虎 know about sophisticated humor, anyway?" 投稿されました １年以上前

gay sex is sin.

as in sensational 投稿されました １年以上前

Wow....4 whole years of Fanpoo-ahem. Fanpopping.

Like sheesh...does not feel like it at all. 投稿されました １年以上前

Whoever thought it was a smart idea to put the "archive" button where Yahoo Mail's "Delete" button was....

**** you. 投稿されました １年以上前

wish the boring vegetables tasted like cheese ピザ 投稿されました １年以上前

Here's my take on high school reunions. If I haven't contacted あなた in the past twenty years, there's probably a reason. 投稿されました １年以上前

Me: あなた know what I wanna do? I wanna make YouTube videos.
Me: *sees current state of youtube*
Me: *backs away slowly* 投稿されました １年以上前

Today is my worst Friday ever. 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは こんにちは hey!!#! I just joined 投稿されました １年以上前

WHEN DID THEY MAKE SOUL EATER POP FIGURES!?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?! 投稿されました １年以上前

The Tale of the Late ピザ Delivery 投稿されました １年以上前

does anyone remember mistymaydawngo because that was me holy crap 投稿されました １年以上前

I wish for the Nile 投稿されました １年以上前

Zanhar115 wishes to dual Riku115. Riku115 should meet zanhar115 at the smiley face at the 上, ページのトップへ left hand corner of the banner によって sundown tomorrow. Do not attempt to send Riku116. That is cheating. 投稿されました １年以上前

I Peeled A レモン And Found An オレンジ Inside !!!! 投稿されました １年以上前