"Yeah", he responded with a sly grin, following her gaze to the metal restraints on the polished wood surface. " Oh that reminds me! I almost forgot to pack them, thanks!" Smiling he strides over to his dresser, grabs the cuffs and pockets them on the designated flap on his ベルト before leaving off to go to work. He is a police officer, sworn to uphold the law and serve the citizens. God bless america.1年以上前
That irritating moment when あなた sit down and get comfortable for ten minutes, only to see the pop コーン, トウモロコシ あなた made on the other side of the room... that あなた were going to eat...that you'll have to eventually get up and get before your cat eats it, thus causing あなた to re-do the whole getting comfortable process all over again.
When I was little, I thought sex was just キス while あなた were naked. I had just gotten out of the shower, and I kissed my dog on the head. Then I remembered I was naked, then ran downstairs crying screaming that I just had sex with the dog.
["I have a cousin, his name is Biggus Diccus" *uncontrollable sniggering* "Stop laughing! What is so funny about that?! I owder あなた to stop laughing!" *laughing stifled badly* "whight, that's bettew. Now... my cousin has a wife あなた know. Hew name, is...festilbanderpop, the fish-queen of dragenostapopldop
投稿されました 1年以上前
Shizuo is a name... and if あなた anger this particular guy, creature..beast, whatever he is... Yup, one fine trip to the hospital...if you're lucky. o_o1年以上前
It's interesting.. I hardly talk, yet people always talk to me. I could just be sitting there, eating lunch..and a whole stampede of people come over and sit down. They start chatting about their lives... Their family history... Th slush they snorted up their nose last week.. Why..? I don't even know these people. ._.
投稿されました 1年以上前
wow! あなた must be generating some hidden invisible awesomeness! i wish i were you! i used to go and try ot talk to people at least occasionally, but now i just try to accept my loneliness1年以上前
i just beat the slender game & made it through the 安全, 安全です and sound song julia sheer's version without crying! YEAH! 2 VICTORIES IN ONE NIGHT! WHOO! hahaha! lol!
投稿されました 1年以上前
In this crazy world of choices I've only got a few Either you're coming with me, または I'm coming with あなた Cause I finally found, I finally found you... <333
投稿されました 1年以上前
Well... I might just start spending もっと見る time here on ファンポップ again. TM is gone, so I can't waste my time there anymore. I can't believe it actually shut down... ;~; I had so much fun there. Is ファンポップ still fun?
投稿されました 1年以上前
It find it's mostly fun if あなた get into new fandoms または make new friends. Like literally go out of your way to do it. または talk to existing friends. But other than that. It's not as much fun as it used to be.1年以上前
I'm posting some questions, sorry if it seems like trolling, but I'm pretty sure most of the people who come here are bored. if i get too many complaints, I'll stop and delete.
投稿されました 1年以上前
It says the last ランダム update was 2 hours ago. The fuck happened to this place? Every 2 秒 it had a new update and now it's every 2 hours? This place is like a ghost town. :/
投稿されました 1年以上前
I can't believe I am related to my cousin. Not only does he hate gays and lesbians,he thinks I am one because I defended them AND he wants me to shut up about gay rights after listening to his ideas. WTF? I...just ロスト faith in him. First he can't respect opinions and now this? Oh my gosh...
投稿されました 1年以上前
Listen. Looks can kill. There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse または a stare can kill someone. So if あなた glare at someone, あなた can't complain if they kill you!
投稿されました 1年以上前
あなた like one direction? that's good for you あなた like justin bieber? thats' cool that's how あなた respond to ウォール posts about things あなた don't like not kill yourself immediately its okay guys it's not the end of the world
投稿されました 1年以上前
Well everyone, I have to go visit my "dad" today. I likely won't be back on until Monday, because it's impossible for me to be on the internet without them stalking me & watching whatever I do on the internet. ;A; So I would just rather not be on here while I'm over at a madhouse like that.
Soo... I'll see あなた all again on Monday!
投稿されました 1年以上前
He is suspended, but was he trollin'? He has a few funny 記事 up there... Larry Potsmoker, My Fuckin Little Pony... Please don't tell me people reported him for just THAT...1年以上前
I thought it was Friday when I woke up... but, it was only Thursday. THURSDAY. I ripped my calendar to shreds, threw it in a trash compactor, threw the bits into an oven..and then threw the ashes over a water fall. Was that a bit over kill?
投稿されました 1年以上前
Hit like if yo 尻, お尻 can peep it n' コメント if yo 尻, お尻 know what tha fuck it ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................💩......................................................................................................................................................................................................
投稿されました 1年以上前
Hit like if あなた can see it and コメント if あなた know what it ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................💩......................................................................................................................................................................................................
投稿されました 1年以上前
I wear sunglasses in doors.. I don't even know the point of that. I do it anyway though...I don't understand myself! How am I supposed to understand anything else?! *Gives up hope.*
投稿されました 1年以上前
The perfect addition to your safari-themed bathroom, this giraffe-shaped toilet-paper holder is a great way to symbolically suffocate nature’s beauty with the convenience of the modern world. The metal giraffe quietly cries out “No! No, I can’t breathe!” as あなた emotionlessly drop roll after roll of Charmin Ultra-Butt down onto his neck, sealing his fate.
投稿されました 1年以上前
Well hello there! My name is Shnigidigatobugudigutnik. Won't あなた help me in my famous mating call dance? It goes something like this: du dudu du du dudu du du *repeats 3 times* *hits wall* There is a ウォール there C:
投稿されました 1年以上前
"Everywhere あなた look , everywhere あなた go. There's a ハート, 心 A hand to hold onto. Everywhere あなた look There's a face of somebody who needs you. " Ah, I miss that show...1年以上前
Beautiful games that deserve もっと見る attention. Personally, I think Okami is an even better story than FFX. Okamiden is the best 3DS game yet.
投稿されました 1年以上前
Ahem. *Clears throat.* Why does everyone call me Shizu-chan? Calling me Shizuo is actually easier and it's my actual name.. *Shakes head.*
投稿されました 1年以上前
I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know the amount of ミルク I like. They don't know how much cereal I want. They don't know me. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.
投稿されました 1年以上前
バラ are red, 愛 is shit, I hope everyone dies on the Apocalypse except me, So I can stab a tree, And I hate Rebecca Black, Valentine's 日 is dumb, I hate everything, This is a poem, Except it's not, I don't fucking 愛 you.
Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man—living in the sky—who watches everything あなた do, every 分 of every day. And the invisible man has a special 一覧 of ten things he does not want あなた to do...And if あなた do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of 火災, 火 and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send あなた to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time...But He loves you.
投稿されました 1年以上前
I got into some kind of internet political argument recently and the guy was all like "Look little girl, I am a well educated Danish....!" Me: Hahaha~ What!?! *thinks about it for a second* Ohhh......*facepalm* The nationality type of Danish, ..............not the pastry. :/
投稿されました 1年以上前