My cousin does not get knock knock jokes...

Her: "Knock knock!"
Me: "Who's there?"
Her: "I am."
Me: "...." 投稿されました １年以上前

Let me tell u a story about a porcupines balls! THEIR SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm new to Fanpop. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT! ._.
I'll take this answer...AND ERASE IT!
I'll take this test...AND WRITE IT! o_o
I'll take this world...AND CHANGE IT!
I'll take a song...AND SING IT! O_O
I'll take this pancake...AND FRY IT!
I'll take this post....AND POST IT! @_@ 投稿されました １年以上前

On this プロフィール and my new one I have a dedicated medal for random...it's a sign. :D 投稿されました １年以上前

No longer will I wish... No longer will I want... From now on... I will. 投稿されました １年以上前

She's Emo?
you'd cut to if you've gone through what she has
She's Anorexic?
you'd be too if あなた were called fat everyday
She's a whore?
she made one mistake and it cost her her reputation
She's Loud?
she's invisible at ホーム and wants to be heard
She's a Geek?
she just wants to go far to help her poverty ridden family
She's ugly?
tell me, whats the definition of beauty?
あなた don't know their story?
don't Judge <3 投稿されました １年以上前

Check it out, guys. I just invented my own version of 'Simon Says.' It's called 'Lelouch vi Britannia Commands.'
Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? 投稿されました １年以上前

“It's not because I want to make out with her.”
“Hold on.” He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. “I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
I'm currently 読書 this book. Looking for Alaska, a.k.a. obviously a better 愛 story than Twilight. 投稿されました １年以上前

Be sure to check out my "Barak Obama Messes up Bigtime" video series on goanimate.com! My ユーザー名 is MLP: RMM. I only have two episodes so far, but I'll make もっと見る really soon. Hope あなた find it hilarious! :D 投稿されました １年以上前

link 投稿されました １年以上前

And methodically knocking people's hats off--then,I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. 投稿されました １年以上前

Overtime? What the heck is that?! 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm officially ticked off. My brothers, being the complete assholes that they are, decided to change my desktop background to the scariest クモ, スパイダー pic that they could find. Me, being an arachnophobic, promptly screamed like a little sissy. My mother got worried and ran into my room to find me splashing my computer screen with Holy Water saying. "Die demon!!! begone あなた shadow fiend from the deepest reaches of hell!!!!" 投稿されました １年以上前

Mind blowing question: Do あなた like waffles?
WOW!! What?? Total mind fuck, dude! That really made me think!
Nice. 投稿されました １年以上前

heyyy all ... would i get a hi back ? 投稿されました １年以上前

link 投稿されました １年以上前

Bob Saget 投稿されました １年以上前

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper...... "nope.avi" 投稿されました １年以上前

Oh my God, I found back my ZZ 上, ページのトップへ albums... Be back in a week, guys. 投稿されました １年以上前

A ‘blessing’ is a herd of unicorns. :33 投稿されました １年以上前

虹 Monkeys 投稿されました １年以上前

I´m going to ディズニー on Ice tomorrow!!!!! I feel like a child :P. 投稿されました １年以上前

Seriously why is that people get all pumped up when they think someones likes them? I mean jeez. I think someone likes me and I like someone as well but I don't fucking blow a gasket または freak out to the point where it is insane. Even if they are in 愛 do あなた really need to be so overly dramatic about it? This has always irked me to no end. This is also the reason why I fucking hate soap operas. >.> 投稿されました １年以上前

Michael Jackson had a meeting in one of the Twin Towers on the morning of 9/11. But he missed it, because he overslept. 投稿されました １年以上前

The greatest recorded number of children one mother gave birth to was 69 投稿されました １年以上前

I found a picture of Keith Harkin in drag, my life is complete. 投稿されました １年以上前

if ui could meet any one before u die who would it be 投稿されました １年以上前

If あなた want to sleep faster decorate your bedroom as a classroom. 投稿されました １年以上前

So my boss ask me to ディナー with her, and then when we had are dinner. She 発言しました I'm fired for late due paper work that so forgot! Then that was not the best part, she wanted to be with me. 投稿されました １年以上前

Hello, My Name is Taylor May Brown. I Have a Developing Fanpage. Those who support undiscovered musicians, particularly Singers, please ファン me. Club Name is Mazu Sakura, which is my stage name. feel free to ask me any question.
Thanks,
Taylor 投稿されました １年以上前

虹 nerds :P 投稿されました １年以上前

WOO! I have answered 100 correct ランダム questions! 投稿されました １年以上前

could u ppls add my cousin? link 投稿されました １年以上前

Y’all need to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husband 投稿されました １年以上前

Spooky,spooky skeletons,send shivers down your spine.. 投稿されました １年以上前

Onee もっと見る 月 until I'll be in the same room with Keith Harkin.

Then you'll hear about it non-stop x) 投稿されました １年以上前

That moment,when somebody posts in the background information that,he/she doesn't want あなた to answer,and あなた answer anyway. 投稿されました １年以上前

ello 投稿されました １年以上前

the もっと見る posts i see that say "THE LETTER U DOESN'T CARE ABOUT *insert something here*" the もっと見る i realize how done i really am with most of the users here
no offense 投稿されました １年以上前

I need to stop typing "Sigh" So much, because now I'm actually starting to say "Sigh" instead of actually sighing ._. 投稿されました １年以上前

Rainbows and Ponies.Rainbows and Ponies.Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies.
Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Rainbows and Ponies. Chocolate. 投稿されました １年以上前

Okay, why is ファンポップ going on a banning spree? First they ban me, and now the ban Beast. Who's next? 投稿されました １年以上前

Alot of people eat sunflower seeds with out the shell. but I eat em all its a waste time to pull the seeds out anyway 投稿されました １年以上前

Skinny = anorexic. Thick = obese. Virgin = too good. Non-virgin = slut. Friendly = fake. Quiet = rude. This is our society. 投稿されました １年以上前

Hooollyyyy shit earthquaaaaake!

Just ran outside in my pjs xD 投稿されました １年以上前

What is this deal with Pitch Perfect?! It's annoying, I can't believe ファンポップ bribed ファン to 登録する the club for the cap. Curious, how many of あなた guys joined the club just to get the cap? xD 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは can あなた guys try to answer my 質問 i need help (the 質問 about my friend) 投稿されました １年以上前

So I decided to give it a try to MLP:FiM and I just watched the first 3 episodes and i gotta say..they are adorable! 投稿されました １年以上前

That akward moment When
あなた know the amount of shoes
A member of Mindless Behavior (Princeton)
Has in their closer..........Wanna know the answer.....? It's 54....! e.o I'm a stalker FORREAL! 投稿されました １年以上前

handsome chuckle 投稿されました １年以上前

I decided to come back to Random. 投稿されました １年以上前

im back u frickers 投稿されました １年以上前

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BUNNEH IS PISSING ON MY BEBROOM WINDOW AND THE PEE IS BLUE O_O AHHH NOOOOOOOOOO IT HAS A GUN RUN 雌犬 RUN 投稿されました １年以上前

I saw a bishop today. That guy was an impostor, he never moved diagonally even once. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm watching Batman: The Animated Series and I can't help but wonder....how can they not notice that chin? It's bigger than my Prius! 投稿されました １年以上前

I have かぼちゃ, カボチャ pie and I don't even like pie.

e_e stupid Canadian Thanksgiving.

Although, the whipped cream is an upside, hehehehehehehhe 投稿されました １年以上前

PETA
PETA what are あなた doing
PETA
STaPh
For those of あなた who don't know, here go look at it:
link 投稿されました １年以上前

Sebastian, make me pie. 投稿されました １年以上前

Pie............. 投稿されました １年以上前

Whenever I hear about an extremely unfortunate event, I feel terrible about the other person, the even worse part is that I don't know what they feel like since my unfortunate events aren't nearly as unfortunate. It almost makes me WANT to have something utterly terrible happen to me just so I can feel the same pain that they felt. So that I can be wise with my own mistakes and misadventures. 投稿されました １年以上前

Dear drive-thru employee that コメント on other 食 in my car,Congrats for being the biggest tool ever. 投稿されました １年以上前

Yeah i'm bored
BUT......While i'm here HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me :) xD i'm so old....... 投稿されました １年以上前

They killed the dog......they killed the damn dog....they killed him with an ax... O_O 投稿されました １年以上前

Everyone, check out this awesome text :P

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Me: * on the phone talking to a bartender* Hello, sir, is there a Hugh, last name, Jass there?

Bartender: Here, let me check. * to everyone in bar* Is there a Hugh Jass in here? Anybody? A Hugh Jass?

People In The Bar: * laughing hysterically*

Bartender: * to me* Hey!

Me: * laughs, then hangs up* 投稿されました １年以上前

OH MY GOD. I have ruined myself. I saw "gasps" くま, クマ in the big blue house rule 34.................................................. I am now slightly mentally unstable... 投稿されました １年以上前

Apparently, ファンポップ does not consider me to be a fan. I was the first one to answer a poll, and it had what I picked but it 発言しました "0 ファン picked". It's true! I am a Nobody! 投稿されました １年以上前

So sorry for not being online for the past few days, I was at my "dad's" place & I don't like to use internet there because of my two little half brothers.
But anyways... I turned 14 yesterday! I had my birthday party yesterday, and it was awesome!
Just... yesterday was just awesome. :D 投稿されました １年以上前

Shivers down my back, messages sent によって my ハート, 心 that understands 投稿されました １年以上前

Hey! How is everyone? 投稿されました １年以上前

I know I’ll never marry Keith Harkin, または 日付 him, または hug him, または even meet him.
I know all that, but it doesn’t stop me from relying on this false hope that I’ll fall in 愛 with one of them, get married to them, have children, and be happy. Even though that will never happen. It doesn’t stop me. Nothing will, nothing can. This microscopic glimmer of hope gives me a reason to wake up everyday. It makes me think I’m one 日 closer to them. 投稿されました １年以上前

Open the gates and seize the day, don't be fraid and don't delay. Nothing can break us, no one can make us give our rights away. Arise and seize the day! 投稿されました １年以上前

Please 登録する my ファン club. It’s called ITF, PuffyCheaks1 & Callie2899 投稿されました １年以上前

Is it me または ファンポップ is glitchy? 投稿されました １年以上前

hello :) 投稿されました １年以上前

In around two または three days, it will be the one 年 anniversary of the ヘタリア invasion of the ランダム spot. Does anyone remember that, heh? To think, I remember the 日付 but didn't participate in it... 投稿されました １年以上前

Is it weird that I'm 14 and I still 愛 Spongebob....? 投稿されました １年以上前

man, i haven't been on in a while, huh? ファンポップ is REALLY glitchy today. 投稿されました １年以上前

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of あなた already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm so fukin boooooored -__- 投稿されました １年以上前

Am I the only one who's highly disturbed によって the fact that there's 7 年 olds dating now? 投稿されました １年以上前

I support obsessive fangirlness :D 投稿されました １年以上前

LGBTQ PRIDE!! 投稿されました １年以上前

so ive gotta theory, the people who wrote the song friday were trying to be funny and see how hated rebecca black would be then they decided to take it farther and write my jeans, but since im pretty sure twighlight came first they decided they needed to 上, ページのトップへ the horribleness of the 本 and 映画 によって making the songs! yeah im pretty sure thats what happened! feel free to コメント about what あなた think!! 投稿されました １年以上前

im listing to a german radio station on itunes..... what has this world come to??? 投稿されました １年以上前

RED ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

PLEASE!!!
I just checked my dearest friend's wall. Its been spammed with vial comments. Please! My friend is on the brink of suicide, she really needs support. I know some of あなた already have, but she really needs help. She wont eat, Im really scared... Please help her!!!

link

I will be forever greatful. Please. Help her. 投稿されました １年以上前

Wings, Beer, Sports?

How about Pizza, Soda, アニメ 投稿されました １年以上前

what happened?
I just fought with my friend who i havent seen in 7 months 投稿されました １年以上前

Look into my eyes
And tell me what あなた see
Is there anyone there?
あなた point your finger and
Blame the world on me
Do あなた really care?
Alone
So あなた talk to yourself..
Alone
If あなた listen to your mind it yells~~
Take us back to where we belong...
Where the simple songs and the
Days last forever.......
Where all あなた have to do is dream, life's not as bad as it seems
And we all stand together
As long as あなた don't let it all pass あなた by
It'll be Alright~ 投稿されました １年以上前

thing i will do someday1. buy a horse and name it " thunder takes the lead" and enter it in a race.2. try to shut a revolving door.3. make vanilla pudding. put it in a mayo jar and eat it in public.4. buy a 鸚鵡, オウム and teach him to say: "help i've been turned into a parrot.5.go to australia, locate 42 wallaby way, sydney6.get a walk in closet, デザイン the inside to look like narnia.7. run into a store, ask what 年 is it, when someone 回答 yell "yes it worked!!" and run out cheering. 投稿されました １年以上前

tw: sauce 投稿されました １年以上前

isn't it weird how we're all people? 投稿されました １年以上前

When I was little, くま, クマ in The Big Blue House used to scare me xD 投稿されました １年以上前

"You 投稿されました something pony-related on a general media website.
Stop shoving your fandom down my throat!"
- Anti-brony logic. 投稿されました １年以上前

Hmmm......................

I'm going to quit ファンポップ and close my account.....

Only because....................

ファンポップ has もっと見る violence then any other website i have been to........

Plus ファンポップ has gotten boring.....

In my opinion..........

I'm closing my account in 2 hours......

To all my enemies.........

Enjoy ファンポップ without me. 投稿されました １年以上前

ベーコン pancakes
Makin' ベーコン pancakes
take some ベーコン and i put it インナ pancake
ベーコン パンケーキ that's what it's gonna make
BACON PANCAKE!!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

okay so the guy ive been talking about lately is a total no good-trashy-jerkface-jackwagon-scumbag-loser that i might not like for a while now. and thanks to his twin sisters boyfriend everything happened. im kinda embarassed. UGH! 投稿されました １年以上前

Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing...
So how many of you guys aren't dead yet? 投稿されました １年以上前