ランダム Article: Why men never get despressed?

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posted by paloma97ppb

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, または mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.

あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

deathding, taytrain97 and 3 others like this

paloma97ppb Just saw it on a blog and on another spot and thought of posting it on here. :) [i]I do not own this.[/i]

Ale1152 Hey now, I'm a man but I'm depressed.

paloma97ppb ^ Aw I know. We all get depressed.

Ale1152 ^ Well, I've been depress for about 4 years now.

paloma97ppb ^ I'm sorry. I hope you get on soon. :)

yukikiyruu this is so true.....i am also depress today

darkkhorn19 My bipolarity is constantly making me change from depression to happiness, I should be happy, but something in me prevents it...

Shadowmarioking men and women both get depression, it matters on their current lifestyle and their past. Both genders are capable of getting depressed.

The 25 Ways To Annoy Nathan Explosion (From Dethklok)

posted by Dethklokrox90

1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men または Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a ランダム button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells あなた to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy くま, クマ with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it もっと見る than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...

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A.N.T. FARM RIP-OFF OF VICTORIOUS!

posted by RustyandJuneP

Hey, I Was Watching That New 表示する Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia 記事 About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old 音楽 prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia 記事 about Victorious:

"The 表示する follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks

Anyone Get Me, あなた Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!

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Pedo...and フレンズ

added by Darkshine

I watched too much Miraculous to see something else here

added by Mollymolata

Source: EA (Machinima from Remi Marocellini)

Nik's 上, ページのトップへ 10 Games of 2021 (yes, only ten)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last 年 when I 発言しました that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had もっと見る variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of もっと見る to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...

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Rob Dyke/Gavagan Quotes:

posted by Canada24

#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."

#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, あなた know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what あなた got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!

#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...

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Our Friend Power 5 Review: One of the funniest films of all time!

posted by whatsupbugs

Our Friend Power 5 is a 1989 Korean film, that was inspired によって the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. It's a science-fiction comedy. The film was virtually-unknown in America, until a YouTuber, named Phelan Porteous, reviewed the film. Because of his review, I became interested in seeing the film. After watching the film four times, I figured it was time I finally review it.

The Plot

Princess Yesular is a female turtle, from another planet, who is accompanied によって four カメ bodyguards. Yesular has a wand, that has magical powers. An evil rat, named Shark, wants the wand, so he and his...

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Herd Mentality

added by fire_dragon77

In-Indie - Morphies Law: Remorphed

posted by Windwakerguy430

Let this indie タイトル be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if あなた play a game weeks または even months in advance before あなた actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse または for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.

So to elaborate, I am not a ファン of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...