ランダム Article: Why men never get despressed?

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posted by paloma97ppb

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, または mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.

あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.

deathding, taytrain97 and 3 others like this

paloma97ppb Just saw it on a blog and on another spot and thought of posting it on here. :) [i]I do not own this.[/i]

Ale1152 Hey now, I'm a man but I'm depressed.

paloma97ppb ^ Aw I know. We all get depressed.

Ale1152 ^ Well, I've been depress for about 4 years now.

paloma97ppb ^ I'm sorry. I hope you get on soon. :)

yukikiyruu this is so true.....i am also depress today

darkkhorn19 My bipolarity is constantly making me change from depression to happiness, I should be happy, but something in me prevents it...

Shadowmarioking men and women both get depression, it matters on their current lifestyle and their past. Both genders are capable of getting depressed.

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Jeff and Jane the killer Fanfic Part 2

posted by vampirer04

{Sally's POV}

"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean によって 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...

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funny stuff

added by bvbmary15

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Most 人気 ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly 人気 with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming もっと見る common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us によって our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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50 things to do while your bored at school

posted by AzulFire

hetalia COZ I CAN XD

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes によって waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....