Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, または mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.

あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.