Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, または mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.
あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.
あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest あなた all 登録する in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest あなた all 登録する in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If あなた die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What あなた call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what あなた call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope あなた like them :)
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
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ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, つ星 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
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HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST 星, つ星 ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
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Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 質問 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 本 do あなた read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d あなた go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the ゴシック style!
Reporter:What do あなた like to hum または sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with もっと見る wise words.
a wise man once 発言しました (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 発言しました a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my フレンズ the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope あなた do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 発言しました befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see あなた in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once 発言しました (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 発言しました a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my フレンズ the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope あなた do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 発言しました befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see あなた in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if あなた 愛 アニメ and Twilight,
then あなた are going to 愛 this!
-They are making an アニメ series of the saga!
もっと見る and もっと見る the rumor of an アニメ Twilight 表示する is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight アニメ until 2013!
Sent in によって (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests あなた could try
1: Ask really stupid 質問 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so あなた can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them あなた know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask あなた for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as あなた can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid 質問 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so あなた can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them あなた know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask あなた for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as あなた can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's