Men Are Just Happier People-- What do あなた expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.. The world is your urinal.. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, または mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.
あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 秒 flat. あなた know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. あなた can open all your own jars. あなた get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he または she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are もっと見る than enough. あなた almost never have strap problems in public. あなた are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. あなた only have to shave your face and neck.
あなた can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. あなた can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. あなた can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. あなた have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes あなた think 'Hey, I don't care what あなた think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, または stupid. They are three very different things, and if あなた don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are もっと見る reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out ランダム things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, または stupid. They are three very different things, and if あなた don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are もっと見る reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out ランダム things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a 火山 flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell あなた 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I 愛 animals
2.I own tons of マンガ and アニメ dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 愛 書く my マンガ series *it's not famous*
6.i 愛 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 愛 the stars
10.i 愛 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my フレンズ on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink によって putting チョコレート and bubble gum
The End
I hope あなた enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I 愛 animals
2.I own tons of マンガ and アニメ dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i 愛 書く my マンガ series *it's not famous*
6.i 愛 going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i 愛 the stars
10.i 愛 to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my フレンズ on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink によって putting チョコレート and bubble gum
The End
I hope あなた enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A 狐, フォックス has been unmasked as the mystery thief of もっと見る than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities 発言しました Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's デン and found a trove of 履物 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 発言しました a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 意地の悪い女, ヴィクセン ストール, 盗んだ them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's デン and found a trove of 履物 down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," 発言しました a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a 意地の悪い女, ヴィクセン ストール, 盗んだ them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
