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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your レポート cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good レポート card. (Sugar sees her レポート card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日付 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my レポート card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my レポート card, again. But I can swap my レポート card with Ella's. I could just クロス out and switch our names on our レポート cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her レポート card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your レポート cards signed によって your parents. Goodbye.
(One 時 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did あなた get your レポート card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's レポート card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my レポート card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her レポート card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best レポート cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her レポート card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a レポート card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure あなた Ella did not got a 0.0 on her レポート card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's レポート card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real レポート card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank あなた so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your レポート card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's レポート card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. あなた actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake レポート card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ディナー with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are あなた all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped レポート cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real レポート card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe あなた swapped レポート cards and got a 0.0 on your real レポート card! I just spent $1000 dollars for あなた at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! あなた are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real レポート card コメント read: Ella has been the sweetest エンジェル in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real レポート card コメント read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority または instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 動画 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class または Sugar repeating the same grade 次 year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your レポート cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good レポート card. (Sugar sees her レポート card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日付 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my レポート card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my レポート card, again. But I can swap my レポート card with Ella's. I could just クロス out and switch our names on our レポート cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her レポート card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your レポート cards signed によって your parents. Goodbye.
(One 時 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did あなた get your レポート card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's レポート card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my レポート card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her レポート card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best レポート cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her レポート card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a レポート card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure あなた Ella did not got a 0.0 on her レポート card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's レポート card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real レポート card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank あなた so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your レポート card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's レポート card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. あなた actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake レポート card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ディナー with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are あなた all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped レポート cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real レポート card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe あなた swapped レポート cards and got a 0.0 on your real レポート card! I just spent $1000 dollars for あなた at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! あなた are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real レポート card コメント read: Ella has been the sweetest エンジェル in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real レポート card コメント read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority または instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 動画 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class または Sugar repeating the same grade 次 year.
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected によって wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited によって one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit または other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that あなた have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers または water witches. Someone who can locate water または ロスト object with a rod または wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see または sense aura, または energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week あなた eat または want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 または 10.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say あなた eat チョコレート 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number によって 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the 前 result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that によって 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current 年 (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If あなた haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming あなた were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 または 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one または two digits will be the number of times per week あなた eat または want チョコレート (the number あなた specified in the first step).
8 pieces of チョコレート a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. あなた wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. あなた can tell me if あなた ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
At the end of series 3, あなた never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 次 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well あなた know that face または a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If あなた don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 次 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well あなた know that face または a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If あなた don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------