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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your レポート cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good レポート card. (Sugar sees her レポート card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日付 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my レポート card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my レポート card, again. But I can swap my レポート card with Ella's. I could just クロス out and switch our names on our レポート cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her レポート card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your レポート cards signed によって your parents. Goodbye.

(One 時 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did あなた get your レポート card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's レポート card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my レポート card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her レポート card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best レポート cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her レポート card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a レポート card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure あなた Ella did not got a 0.0 on her レポート card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's レポート card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real レポート card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank あなた so much. I hope this student gets grounded.

(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your レポート card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's レポート card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. あなた actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake レポート card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ディナー with fun and excitement.

(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are あなた all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped レポート cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real レポート card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe あなた swapped レポート cards and got a 0.0 on your real レポート card! I just spent $1000 dollars for あなた at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! あなた are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!

Notes:
*Ella's real レポート card コメント read: Ella has been the sweetest エンジェル in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real レポート card コメント read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority または instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 動画 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class または Sugar repeating the same grade 次 year.
Are there even true friendship until now?
によって Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives あなた happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he または she will never turn his または her back on you...... または betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on あなた and stick its self to greed.

あなた cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
あなた can never again.

He/she will leave あなた disappointed and let あなた down.

Why should あなた look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When あなた have God with his 愛 all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the タイトル - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where あなた need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn によって the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something あなた wear on the ビーチ - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number あなた have to memorize - 7

Something あなた do before going to ベッド - Sleep

Something あなた put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights によって Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 年 old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the オレンジ 通り, ストリート lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a 机, デスク from her school. Apolla looked around even もっと見る and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
あなた just shut the door i fell like もっと見る when あなた say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do あなた make sure to 愛 me even though i'm shy do あなた ever ever ever think to try? do あなた think of me? when あなた say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when あなた say hi well than あなた won't be mine! yes this is 愛 but does it hurt? when i cry? when あなた say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 愛 you! why would say means things why would あなた say the stuff that stings why would あなた say that word when i know あなた much? i don't think i would be with あなた if i knew a thing または two about your life あなた backstabbing ナイフ i trusted あなた and yet あなた still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた 愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
あなた can only live once, but if あなた do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom または dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two フレンズ already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, 愛 a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking 尻, お尻 so happily
Supernova, bend あなた over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking あなた right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock あなた outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when あなた go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying ランダム stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some ランダム application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. あなた have no means to do so. あなた cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien あなた know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom 発言しました and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did あなた do that?"I asked."You need to come to the 木, ツリー house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the 木, ツリー house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the 木, ツリー house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ファンタジー is flying
It's a 城 in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ドラゴン now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
または there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ファンタジー is not a crime
Find your 城 in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads あなた to the moon 'cause..."
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah 発言しました bounding out the door.The girls met 12 年 old Henry at a ピーカン tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah 発言しました opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate または 愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または 愛 it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one 日 he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One 日 when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth 妖精 take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the ソファー, ソファ with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 月 later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! あなた are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey あなた bums want simethin または are あなた goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do あなた hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what あなた did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand または a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of あなた and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor によって floor, and once あなた find what あなた are looking for, あなた can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling あなた what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The フレンズ laugh and without hesitation 移動する on to...
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