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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your レポート cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good レポート card. (Sugar sees her レポート card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日付 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my レポート card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my レポート card, again. But I can swap my レポート card with Ella's. I could just クロス out and switch our names on our レポート cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her レポート card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your レポート cards signed によって your parents. Goodbye.

(One 時 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did あなた get your レポート card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's レポート card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my レポート card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her レポート card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best レポート cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her レポート card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a レポート card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure あなた Ella did not got a 0.0 on her レポート card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's レポート card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real レポート card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank あなた so much. I hope this student gets grounded.

(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your レポート card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's レポート card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. あなた actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake レポート card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ディナー with fun and excitement.

(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are あなた all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped レポート cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real レポート card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe あなた swapped レポート cards and got a 0.0 on your real レポート card! I just spent $1000 dollars for あなた at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! あなた are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!

Notes:
*Ella's real レポート card コメント read: Ella has been the sweetest エンジェル in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real レポート card コメント read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority または instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 動画 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class または Sugar repeating the same grade 次 year.