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Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your レポート cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good レポート card. (Sugar sees her レポート card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and 日付 for your Student of the 年 award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my レポート card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my レポート card, again. But I can swap my レポート card with Ella's. I could just クロス out and switch our names on our レポート cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her レポート card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your レポート cards signed によって your parents. Goodbye.

(One 時 Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did あなた get your レポート card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's レポート card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my レポート card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her レポート card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best レポート cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her レポート card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a レポート card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure あなた Ella did not got a 0.0 on her レポート card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's レポート card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real レポート card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank あなた so much. I hope this student gets grounded.

(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your レポート card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's レポート card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. あなた actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake レポート card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration ディナー with fun and excitement.

(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are あなた all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped レポート cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real レポート card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe あなた swapped レポート cards and got a 0.0 on your real レポート card! I just spent $1000 dollars for あなた at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! あなた are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!

Notes:
*Ella's real レポート card コメント read: Ella has been the sweetest エンジェル in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real レポート card コメント read: This has been the worst 年 that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority または instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate 動画 on the computers. I recommend either Special 日 Class または Sugar repeating the same grade 次 year.
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1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take あなた on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And あなた often find yourself repeating EVERY line...
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posted by Directioner3300
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no フレンズ または anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
I 愛 Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical 閲覧数 to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST フレンズ FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", によって pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my パスワード for ファンポップ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the コメント and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up によって itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind あなた once あなた get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a 秒 thought,it wasn't until the fifth 年 that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months 前 i was ホーム alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As あなた have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose あなた can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google 画像
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm もっと見る of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the 人気 website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays あなた had to do in a week...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as あなた can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the 人気 children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public 音楽 performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage 音楽 festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built によって Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity によって destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who ストール, 盗んだ the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to 登録する Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's フレンズ GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies によって sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my ハート, 心 with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made によって a god that lived in...
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Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
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Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣


NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡


Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did バットマン say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a モル, ほくろ have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A アヒル, 鴨 walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The アヒル, 鴨 doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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