...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the タイトル of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in もっと見る cash from the public. And mine is!
So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 質問 of them all.
What exactly IS clickbait?
Basically this.
Are あなた sure あなた want to download ObviousVirus.exe?
It's filled with capital letters, bold text, exclamation marks, obvious lies, and is topped off not with a cherry, but an image that promotes false advertising most likely photo-shopped または edited in some way. Heck, if you've been on the internet for as little as two hours, then chances are, you've seen something like this before.
But for today, we're going to do something that's a tad out of the ordinary. Avant-garde, if あなた will. Yes, I have fallen to the clickbait Gods, and have decided to come up with my own silly edited "leaks", "rumors", and "reveal" 画像 for your amusement. Hell, clickbaity 画像 in general are the topic of today, and I'm going to be making as many as I find suitable for my palette.
*In other words, I'll be creating them depending on how long I can stay awake. If ファンポップ still has an image limit, then that's also a factor to take in.*
*Also is totally not inspired によって Alpharad in any way, shape, または form. But seriously though, although I did get the general idea from him, I will put as much of a twist on it as I can to make it my own. Alright? Good!*
And now, without further ado, let's kick this party into high gear! (Also, I'm coming up with these ideas completely randomly, so expect to see some weird flippin' stuff. XD)
Lastly, I 編集 my 画像 with Pixlr.com! It is a fantastic free website that lets あなた do so many things with ridiculous ease. It's not Photoshop levels of good, but it's the best free service I can think of. So a very special shout-out to Pixlr.com for making this 記事 (and many of my thumbnails) a reality! And no, this isn't sponsored. XD
Project Número One: WILL SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TAKE OVER YOUTUBE!? :O
This is the first thing that came to my mind, for some reason. Sounds like I could make something good out of this, alrighty then! I think LGYCE is gonna like this one, eh fellas?
Just gotta get the obligatory エモ background...
Can't have clickbait without the overreacting faces! :D
編集 some things that あなた most likely don't care about, and...WE'RE DONE! Let's see what I came up with.
Also a shout-out to flamingtext.com! They're a great and easy way to get cool looking text if that's what あなた want. Also not sponsored. XD
Sha-boom! Totally flawless.
Phew! That took surprisingly long, but it looks even crispier than Kentucky's signature Krispy Fried Chicken! :D
...God, what is with all this SPONSORING!? But in all seriousness, I like how this one turned out. If you're one EXTREMELY gullible Sonic the Hedgehog fan, then you'll eat this one right up!
And no, we're done referencing KFC, for God's sake. We're movin' on! XD
Project Número Two: CONFIRMED LEAKS FOR NYARUKO-SAN IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 4!!!! :O
They don't pay me enough for this, ugh.
*They don't pay me at ALL. XD*
Also, if あなた don't know, Nyaruko-san is an アニメ character in a really good harem show. So, without further ado, let's get started on this one!
I went through a LOT of these for this one. Also, Nyaruko-san is best waifu. XD
Come on, あなた can't make a Sm4sh leak without going HERE.
God, I 愛 Flamingtext. Again, NOT SPONSORED!
Polish this beauty up a bit, and....VOILA!
There's a totally realistic leak for Sm4sh!
I put a tad もっと見る stuff into it since we're not trying to fool anyone with this anyway. I mean, if あなた honestly think that Nyaruko-san will make it into Sm4sh because of this, then あなた probably aren't as smart as あなた think あなた are.
But regardless, since the goal of this wasn't to look like it came directly from the game, I added some cute stuff such as the Nature Border and the little ちび Nyaruko-san in the middle there. <3
This was a very subjective one, if anything. But God did I 愛 that anime, Nyaruko: Crawling with Love. If you're into funny harems, you'll 愛 it, but I digress. We're movin' on!
Project Número Three: DONALD TRUMP ENDORSES BURGER KING!! :O
Man, I think of the weirdest shit....Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? But again, I digress.
This one actually looks quite funny, to be honest. Let's go!
Some easy stuff to do, あなた guys get the point.
So, have I ever told あなた guys about the time when I wrestled a peppermint? :D
God bless America! Wait, I just revealed where I live. OH NO.
Throw it all into the witch's cauldron, patch some stuff together, and....There we go!
God, this kills me. In a good way, though. XD
This one, like the others, was quite fun to make. Man, you'll be selling ALL the newspapers with this kind of entertaining (mis)information!
One last thing though. If someone walks up to you, is carrying a pitchfork and/or a torch, and has a look of "I want my money back" on their face, then あなた might wanna start running. But hey, that's the price あなた have to pay when あなた use clickbait!
...Or if your name is Rebecca Black and wrote a song called Friday.
Project Número Four: ULTRA-DANK SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SPEED-RUN!!!!! :O
If あなた don't know who Mario is, then I don't know what to tell ya. This one seems rather fun, as well as somewhat different due to it not falling under the Leaks, Rumors & Reveals categories. So, let's get to work!
The Overworld theme from this game is still stuck in my head.
To save myself from dying to Fanpop's image limit, I'm gonna cut the editing process short for this one. I just needed some PNG's, some MLG stuff, and a Hell of a lot of things that are indeed very dank. This image shall only be for the most hardcore of tryhards. Are あなた ready? I sure wasn't. XD
It's beautiful....
This one surprisingly didn't take too long, and it turned out nice. Well, at least if your definition of nice is WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. XD
Project Número Five: PERSON RUNS MILE IN UNDER A MINUTE!!!! NEW RECORD CONFIRMED FT. KANYE WEST FOR SOME REASON
This one looks....Promising, to say the least. Let's get to it laddies!
Gotta have something to run on! *Whistles*
I could've sworn I 発言しました a PERSON....Ah, screw it. That is the rule of clickbait, lies!
Totally a human. And yeah, this website is great.
Fix some stuff up here, 編集 together.....VOILA! If this doesn't make the front page, nothing will.
For those who actually cared, his mile time was about as long as it took あなた to blink just now.
Perfect. Stunning. I even got Kanye West in there with that totally a quote from Kanye West! :D
Oh, and a hot アニメ chick because why not. That's a staple of the Clickbait Art, at least if your gender qualifies as male. But anyway....
This concludes my very first Art Of Clickbait article! It's almost 4:00 in the morning as I write this, and I gotta say, this was one of the most fun 記事 I've ever made, and I am very proud of it, as utterly stupid as that may sound.
But here's the exciting part. I'm going to make this into a series that I'll make a new 記事 for every three weeks, always on a Friday. And I want あなた guys to コメント below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your request to the best of my ability. I'll start the 記事 off though, as I have some ideas as well, but yeah.
I'm really looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to everyone's feedback! Please be nice to each other in the コメント below, and don't forget to ファン this 記事 and Share it with a friend if あなた really enjoyed it!
Special Thanks To...
*Flamingtext.com for the edited text fonts/styles.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Google Images, duh.
*Pixlr.com for my main 情報源 of editing.
*Alpharad for inspiring me to do something admittingly similar, but again, everything I write is completely done によって me. I changed it up as much as I can, and I think I did a good job!
*Nyaruko-san for giving me the idea for this 記事 in the first place. I was wondering what it would be like if she was in Super Smash Bros 4, and then it hit me! The idea of this series started because of the best アニメ waifu ever, hah.
*And you, for reading!
Again, don't forget to ファン and コメント down below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of 次 time! It can be literally anything so long as it's deemed appropriate, so get thinking fellas. See ya in three weeks! I made it that long so it gives me ample time to deal with life and manage my personal things.
Sayonara!
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a 分 then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no フレンズ または anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 発言しました goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 次 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset または lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my パスワード for ファンポップ and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the コメント and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.
that being 発言しました i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my パスワード so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if あなた see some retarded post made によって me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if あなた don't believe me then find your choice.
