...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the タイトル of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in もっと見る cash from the public. And mine is!
So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 質問 of them all.
What exactly IS clickbait?
Basically this.
Are あなた sure あなた want to download ObviousVirus.exe?
It's filled with capital letters, bold text, exclamation marks, obvious lies, and is topped off not with a cherry, but an image that promotes false advertising most likely photo-shopped または edited in some way. Heck, if you've been on the internet for as little as two hours, then chances are, you've seen something like this before.
But for today, we're going to do something that's a tad out of the ordinary. Avant-garde, if あなた will. Yes, I have fallen to the clickbait Gods, and have decided to come up with my own silly edited "leaks", "rumors", and "reveal" 画像 for your amusement. Hell, clickbaity 画像 in general are the topic of today, and I'm going to be making as many as I find suitable for my palette.
*In other words, I'll be creating them depending on how long I can stay awake. If ファンポップ still has an image limit, then that's also a factor to take in.*
*Also is totally not inspired によって Alpharad in any way, shape, または form. But seriously though, although I did get the general idea from him, I will put as much of a twist on it as I can to make it my own. Alright? Good!*
And now, without further ado, let's kick this party into high gear! (Also, I'm coming up with these ideas completely randomly, so expect to see some weird flippin' stuff. XD)
Lastly, I 編集 my 画像 with Pixlr.com! It is a fantastic free website that lets あなた do so many things with ridiculous ease. It's not Photoshop levels of good, but it's the best free service I can think of. So a very special shout-out to Pixlr.com for making this 記事 (and many of my thumbnails) a reality! And no, this isn't sponsored. XD
Project Número One: WILL SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TAKE OVER YOUTUBE!? :O
This is the first thing that came to my mind, for some reason. Sounds like I could make something good out of this, alrighty then! I think LGYCE is gonna like this one, eh fellas?
Just gotta get the obligatory エモ background...
Can't have clickbait without the overreacting faces! :D
編集 some things that あなた most likely don't care about, and...WE'RE DONE! Let's see what I came up with.
Also a shout-out to flamingtext.com! They're a great and easy way to get cool looking text if that's what あなた want. Also not sponsored. XD
Sha-boom! Totally flawless.
Phew! That took surprisingly long, but it looks even crispier than Kentucky's signature Krispy Fried Chicken! :D
...God, what is with all this SPONSORING!? But in all seriousness, I like how this one turned out. If you're one EXTREMELY gullible Sonic the Hedgehog fan, then you'll eat this one right up!
And no, we're done referencing KFC, for God's sake. We're movin' on! XD
Project Número Two: CONFIRMED LEAKS FOR NYARUKO-SAN IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 4!!!! :O
They don't pay me enough for this, ugh.
*They don't pay me at ALL. XD*
Also, if あなた don't know, Nyaruko-san is an アニメ character in a really good harem show. So, without further ado, let's get started on this one!
I went through a LOT of these for this one. Also, Nyaruko-san is best waifu. XD
Come on, あなた can't make a Sm4sh leak without going HERE.
God, I 愛 Flamingtext. Again, NOT SPONSORED!
Polish this beauty up a bit, and....VOILA!
There's a totally realistic leak for Sm4sh!
I put a tad もっと見る stuff into it since we're not trying to fool anyone with this anyway. I mean, if あなた honestly think that Nyaruko-san will make it into Sm4sh because of this, then あなた probably aren't as smart as あなた think あなた are.
But regardless, since the goal of this wasn't to look like it came directly from the game, I added some cute stuff such as the Nature Border and the little ちび Nyaruko-san in the middle there. <3
This was a very subjective one, if anything. But God did I 愛 that anime, Nyaruko: Crawling with Love. If you're into funny harems, you'll 愛 it, but I digress. We're movin' on!
Project Número Three: DONALD TRUMP ENDORSES BURGER KING!! :O
Man, I think of the weirdest shit....Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? But again, I digress.
This one actually looks quite funny, to be honest. Let's go!
Some easy stuff to do, あなた guys get the point.
So, have I ever told あなた guys about the time when I wrestled a peppermint? :D
God bless America! Wait, I just revealed where I live. OH NO.
Throw it all into the witch's cauldron, patch some stuff together, and....There we go!
God, this kills me. In a good way, though. XD
This one, like the others, was quite fun to make. Man, you'll be selling ALL the newspapers with this kind of entertaining (mis)information!
One last thing though. If someone walks up to you, is carrying a pitchfork and/or a torch, and has a look of "I want my money back" on their face, then あなた might wanna start running. But hey, that's the price あなた have to pay when あなた use clickbait!
...Or if your name is Rebecca Black and wrote a song called Friday.
Project Número Four: ULTRA-DANK SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SPEED-RUN!!!!! :O
If あなた don't know who Mario is, then I don't know what to tell ya. This one seems rather fun, as well as somewhat different due to it not falling under the Leaks, Rumors & Reveals categories. So, let's get to work!
The Overworld theme from this game is still stuck in my head.
To save myself from dying to Fanpop's image limit, I'm gonna cut the editing process short for this one. I just needed some PNG's, some MLG stuff, and a Hell of a lot of things that are indeed very dank. This image shall only be for the most hardcore of tryhards. Are あなた ready? I sure wasn't. XD
It's beautiful....
This one surprisingly didn't take too long, and it turned out nice. Well, at least if your definition of nice is WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. XD
Project Número Five: PERSON RUNS MILE IN UNDER A MINUTE!!!! NEW RECORD CONFIRMED FT. KANYE WEST FOR SOME REASON
This one looks....Promising, to say the least. Let's get to it laddies!
Gotta have something to run on! *Whistles*
I could've sworn I 発言しました a PERSON....Ah, screw it. That is the rule of clickbait, lies!
Totally a human. And yeah, this website is great.
Fix some stuff up here, 編集 together.....VOILA! If this doesn't make the front page, nothing will.
For those who actually cared, his mile time was about as long as it took あなた to blink just now.
Perfect. Stunning. I even got Kanye West in there with that totally a quote from Kanye West! :D
Oh, and a hot アニメ chick because why not. That's a staple of the Clickbait Art, at least if your gender qualifies as male. But anyway....
This concludes my very first Art Of Clickbait article! It's almost 4:00 in the morning as I write this, and I gotta say, this was one of the most fun 記事 I've ever made, and I am very proud of it, as utterly stupid as that may sound.
But here's the exciting part. I'm going to make this into a series that I'll make a new 記事 for every three weeks, always on a Friday. And I want あなた guys to コメント below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your request to the best of my ability. I'll start the 記事 off though, as I have some ideas as well, but yeah.
I'm really looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to everyone's feedback! Please be nice to each other in the コメント below, and don't forget to ファン this 記事 and Share it with a friend if あなた really enjoyed it!
Special Thanks To...
*Flamingtext.com for the edited text fonts/styles.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Google Images, duh.
*Pixlr.com for my main 情報源 of editing.
*Alpharad for inspiring me to do something admittingly similar, but again, everything I write is completely done によって me. I changed it up as much as I can, and I think I did a good job!
*Nyaruko-san for giving me the idea for this 記事 in the first place. I was wondering what it would be like if she was in Super Smash Bros 4, and then it hit me! The idea of this series started because of the best アニメ waifu ever, hah.
*And you, for reading!
Again, don't forget to ファン and コメント down below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of 次 time! It can be literally anything so long as it's deemed appropriate, so get thinking fellas. See ya in three weeks! I made it that long so it gives me ample time to deal with life and manage my personal things.
Sayonara!
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your 机, デスク または forehead.
2 = If あなた have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 次 上, ページのトップへ Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 次 to them at lunch, but at lunch say あなた were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves ピザ every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If あなた have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's 次 上, ページのトップへ Model every day.
8 = Ask them every 日 to sit 次 to them at lunch, but at lunch say あなた were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves ピザ every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
によって Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives あなた happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he または she will never turn his または her back on you...... または betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on あなた and stick its self to greed.
あなた cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
あなた can never again.
He/she will leave あなた disappointed and let あなた down.
Why should あなた look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When あなた have God with his 愛 all wrapped around you.
によって Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives あなた happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he または she will never turn his または her back on you...... または betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on あなた and stick its self to greed.
あなた cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
あなた can never again.
He/she will leave あなた disappointed and let あなた down.
Why should あなた look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When あなた have God with his 愛 all wrapped around you.
あなた just shut the door i fell like もっと見る when あなた say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do あなた make sure to 愛 me even though i'm shy do あなた ever ever ever think to try? do あなた think of me? when あなた say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when あなた say hi well than あなた won't be mine! yes this is 愛 but does it hurt? when i cry? when あなた say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i 愛 you! why would say means things why would あなた say the stuff that stings why would あなた say that word when i know あなた much? i don't think i would be with あなた if i knew a thing または two about your life あなた backstabbing ナイフ i trusted あなた and yet あなた still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた 愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs あなた a lot.
Don't あなた 愛 her?
I do...
I 愛 my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she ストール, 盗んだ our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine 日 in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing または whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the 記事 is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ファンタジー is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ドラゴン now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
または there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ファンタジー is not a crime
Find your 城 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads あなた to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my ファンタジー is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ドラゴン now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a 城 in the sky
または there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ファンタジー is not a crime
Find your 城 in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads あなた to the moon 'cause..."
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1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate または 愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または 愛 it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name または talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his 音楽 every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask あなた if あなた have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i 愛 justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate または 愛 whatever he does even if they hate it または 愛 it
