Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.
...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the タイトル of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in もっと見る cash from the public. And mine is!
So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 質問 of them all.
What exactly IS clickbait?
Basically this.
It's filled with capital letters, bold text, exclamation marks, obvious lies, and is topped off not with a cherry, but an image that promotes false advertising most likely photo-shopped または edited in some way. Heck, if you've been on the internet for as little as two hours, then chances are, you've seen something like this before.
But for today, we're going to do something that's a tad out of the ordinary. Avant-garde, if あなた will. Yes, I have fallen to the clickbait Gods, and have decided to come up with my own silly edited "leaks", "rumors", and "reveal" 画像 for your amusement. Hell, clickbaity 画像 in general are the topic of today, and I'm going to be making as many as I find suitable for my palette.
*In other words, I'll be creating them depending on how long I can stay awake. If ファンポップ still has an image limit, then that's also a factor to take in.*
*Also is totally not inspired によって Alpharad in any way, shape, または form. But seriously though, although I did get the general idea from him, I will put as much of a twist on it as I can to make it my own. Alright? Good!*
And now, without further ado, let's kick this party into high gear! (Also, I'm coming up with these ideas completely randomly, so expect to see some weird flippin' stuff. XD)
Lastly, I 編集 my 画像 with Pixlr.com! It is a fantastic free website that lets あなた do so many things with ridiculous ease. It's not Photoshop levels of good, but it's the best free service I can think of. So a very special shout-out to Pixlr.com for making this 記事 (and many of my thumbnails) a reality! And no, this isn't sponsored. XD
Project Número One: WILL SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TAKE OVER YOUTUBE!? :O
This is the first thing that came to my mind, for some reason. Sounds like I could make something good out of this, alrighty then! I think LGYCE is gonna like this one, eh fellas?
編集 some things that あなた most likely don't care about, and...WE'RE DONE! Let's see what I came up with.
Also a shout-out to flamingtext.com! They're a great and easy way to get cool looking text if that's what あなた want. Also not sponsored. XD
Phew! That took surprisingly long, but it looks even crispier than Kentucky's signature Krispy Fried Chicken! :D
...God, what is with all this SPONSORING!? But in all seriousness, I like how this one turned out. If you're one EXTREMELY gullible Sonic the Hedgehog fan, then you'll eat this one right up!
And no, we're done referencing KFC, for God's sake. We're movin' on! XD
Project Número Two: CONFIRMED LEAKS FOR NYARUKO-SAN IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 4!!!! :O
They don't pay me enough for this, ugh.
*They don't pay me at ALL. XD*
Also, if あなた don't know, Nyaruko-san is an アニメ character in a really good harem show. So, without further ado, let's get started on this one!
Polish this beauty up a bit, and....VOILA!
I put a tad もっと見る stuff into it since we're not trying to fool anyone with this anyway. I mean, if あなた honestly think that Nyaruko-san will make it into Sm4sh because of this, then あなた probably aren't as smart as あなた think あなた are.
But regardless, since the goal of this wasn't to look like it came directly from the game, I added some cute stuff such as the Nature Border and the little ちび Nyaruko-san in the middle there. <3
This was a very subjective one, if anything. But God did I 愛 that anime, Nyaruko: Crawling with Love. If you're into funny harems, you'll 愛 it, but I digress. We're movin' on!
Project Número Three: DONALD TRUMP ENDORSES BURGER KING!! :O
Man, I think of the weirdest shit....Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? But again, I digress.
This one actually looks quite funny, to be honest. Let's go!
Throw it all into the witch's cauldron, patch some stuff together, and....There we go!
This one, like the others, was quite fun to make. Man, you'll be selling ALL the newspapers with this kind of entertaining (mis)information!
One last thing though. If someone walks up to you, is carrying a pitchfork and/or a torch, and has a look of "I want my money back" on their face, then あなた might wanna start running. But hey, that's the price あなた have to pay when あなた use clickbait!
Project Número Four: ULTRA-DANK SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SPEED-RUN!!!!! :O
If あなた don't know who Mario is, then I don't know what to tell ya. This one seems rather fun, as well as somewhat different due to it not falling under the Leaks, Rumors & Reveals categories. So, let's get to work!
To save myself from dying to Fanpop's image limit, I'm gonna cut the editing process short for this one. I just needed some PNG's, some MLG stuff, and a Hell of a lot of things that are indeed very dank. This image shall only be for the most hardcore of tryhards. Are あなた ready? I sure wasn't. XD
This one surprisingly didn't take too long, and it turned out nice. Well, at least if your definition of nice is WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. XD
Project Número Five: PERSON RUNS MILE IN UNDER A MINUTE!!!! NEW RECORD CONFIRMED FT. KANYE WEST FOR SOME REASON
This one looks....Promising, to say the least. Let's get to it laddies!
Fix some stuff up here, 編集 together.....VOILA! If this doesn't make the front page, nothing will.
Perfect. Stunning. I even got Kanye West in there with that totally a quote from Kanye West! :D
Oh, and a hot アニメ chick because why not. That's a staple of the Clickbait Art, at least if your gender qualifies as male. But anyway....
This concludes my very first Art Of Clickbait article! It's almost 4:00 in the morning as I write this, and I gotta say, this was one of the most fun 記事 I've ever made, and I am very proud of it, as utterly stupid as that may sound.
But here's the exciting part. I'm going to make this into a series that I'll make a new 記事 for every three weeks, always on a Friday. And I want あなた guys to コメント below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your request to the best of my ability. I'll start the 記事 off though, as I have some ideas as well, but yeah.
I'm really looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to everyone's feedback! Please be nice to each other in the コメント below, and don't forget to ファン this 記事 and Share it with a friend if あなた really enjoyed it!
Special Thanks To...
*Flamingtext.com for the edited text fonts/styles.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Google Images, duh.
*Pixlr.com for my main 情報源 of editing.
*Alpharad for inspiring me to do something admittingly similar, but again, everything I write is completely done によって me. I changed it up as much as I can, and I think I did a good job!
*Nyaruko-san for giving me the idea for this 記事 in the first place. I was wondering what it would be like if she was in Super Smash Bros 4, and then it hit me! The idea of this series started because of the best アニメ waifu ever, hah.
*And you, for reading!
Again, don't forget to ファン and コメント down below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of 次 time! It can be literally anything so long as it's deemed appropriate, so get thinking fellas. See ya in three weeks! I made it that long so it gives me ample time to deal with life and manage my personal things.
Sayonara!
...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the タイトル of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in もっと見る cash from the public. And mine is!
So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important 質問 of them all.
What exactly IS clickbait?
Basically this.
It's filled with capital letters, bold text, exclamation marks, obvious lies, and is topped off not with a cherry, but an image that promotes false advertising most likely photo-shopped または edited in some way. Heck, if you've been on the internet for as little as two hours, then chances are, you've seen something like this before.
But for today, we're going to do something that's a tad out of the ordinary. Avant-garde, if あなた will. Yes, I have fallen to the clickbait Gods, and have decided to come up with my own silly edited "leaks", "rumors", and "reveal" 画像 for your amusement. Hell, clickbaity 画像 in general are the topic of today, and I'm going to be making as many as I find suitable for my palette.
*In other words, I'll be creating them depending on how long I can stay awake. If ファンポップ still has an image limit, then that's also a factor to take in.*
*Also is totally not inspired によって Alpharad in any way, shape, または form. But seriously though, although I did get the general idea from him, I will put as much of a twist on it as I can to make it my own. Alright? Good!*
And now, without further ado, let's kick this party into high gear! (Also, I'm coming up with these ideas completely randomly, so expect to see some weird flippin' stuff. XD)
Lastly, I 編集 my 画像 with Pixlr.com! It is a fantastic free website that lets あなた do so many things with ridiculous ease. It's not Photoshop levels of good, but it's the best free service I can think of. So a very special shout-out to Pixlr.com for making this 記事 (and many of my thumbnails) a reality! And no, this isn't sponsored. XD
Project Número One: WILL SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG TAKE OVER YOUTUBE!? :O
This is the first thing that came to my mind, for some reason. Sounds like I could make something good out of this, alrighty then! I think LGYCE is gonna like this one, eh fellas?
編集 some things that あなた most likely don't care about, and...WE'RE DONE! Let's see what I came up with.
Also a shout-out to flamingtext.com! They're a great and easy way to get cool looking text if that's what あなた want. Also not sponsored. XD
Phew! That took surprisingly long, but it looks even crispier than Kentucky's signature Krispy Fried Chicken! :D
...God, what is with all this SPONSORING!? But in all seriousness, I like how this one turned out. If you're one EXTREMELY gullible Sonic the Hedgehog fan, then you'll eat this one right up!
And no, we're done referencing KFC, for God's sake. We're movin' on! XD
Project Número Two: CONFIRMED LEAKS FOR NYARUKO-SAN IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 4!!!! :O
They don't pay me enough for this, ugh.
*They don't pay me at ALL. XD*
Also, if あなた don't know, Nyaruko-san is an アニメ character in a really good harem show. So, without further ado, let's get started on this one!
Polish this beauty up a bit, and....VOILA!
I put a tad もっと見る stuff into it since we're not trying to fool anyone with this anyway. I mean, if あなた honestly think that Nyaruko-san will make it into Sm4sh because of this, then あなた probably aren't as smart as あなた think あなた are.
But regardless, since the goal of this wasn't to look like it came directly from the game, I added some cute stuff such as the Nature Border and the little ちび Nyaruko-san in the middle there. <3
This was a very subjective one, if anything. But God did I 愛 that anime, Nyaruko: Crawling with Love. If you're into funny harems, you'll 愛 it, but I digress. We're movin' on!
Project Número Three: DONALD TRUMP ENDORSES BURGER KING!! :O
Man, I think of the weirdest shit....Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? But again, I digress.
This one actually looks quite funny, to be honest. Let's go!
Throw it all into the witch's cauldron, patch some stuff together, and....There we go!
This one, like the others, was quite fun to make. Man, you'll be selling ALL the newspapers with this kind of entertaining (mis)information!
One last thing though. If someone walks up to you, is carrying a pitchfork and/or a torch, and has a look of "I want my money back" on their face, then あなた might wanna start running. But hey, that's the price あなた have to pay when あなた use clickbait!
Project Número Four: ULTRA-DANK SUPER MARIO BROS 2 SPEED-RUN!!!!! :O
If あなた don't know who Mario is, then I don't know what to tell ya. This one seems rather fun, as well as somewhat different due to it not falling under the Leaks, Rumors & Reveals categories. So, let's get to work!
To save myself from dying to Fanpop's image limit, I'm gonna cut the editing process short for this one. I just needed some PNG's, some MLG stuff, and a Hell of a lot of things that are indeed very dank. This image shall only be for the most hardcore of tryhards. Are あなた ready? I sure wasn't. XD
This one surprisingly didn't take too long, and it turned out nice. Well, at least if your definition of nice is WHATEVER THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. XD
Project Número Five: PERSON RUNS MILE IN UNDER A MINUTE!!!! NEW RECORD CONFIRMED FT. KANYE WEST FOR SOME REASON
This one looks....Promising, to say the least. Let's get to it laddies!
Fix some stuff up here, 編集 together.....VOILA! If this doesn't make the front page, nothing will.
Perfect. Stunning. I even got Kanye West in there with that totally a quote from Kanye West! :D
Oh, and a hot アニメ chick because why not. That's a staple of the Clickbait Art, at least if your gender qualifies as male. But anyway....
This concludes my very first Art Of Clickbait article! It's almost 4:00 in the morning as I write this, and I gotta say, this was one of the most fun 記事 I've ever made, and I am very proud of it, as utterly stupid as that may sound.
But here's the exciting part. I'm going to make this into a series that I'll make a new 記事 for every three weeks, always on a Friday. And I want あなた guys to コメント below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of! You'll not only get a shout-out in the article, but I'll create your request to the best of my ability. I'll start the 記事 off though, as I have some ideas as well, but yeah.
I'm really looking フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to everyone's feedback! Please be nice to each other in the コメント below, and don't forget to ファン this 記事 and Share it with a friend if あなた really enjoyed it!
Special Thanks To...
*Flamingtext.com for the edited text fonts/styles.
*Online-image-editor.com for making some things easier on me.
*Google Images, duh.
*Pixlr.com for my main 情報源 of editing.
*Alpharad for inspiring me to do something admittingly similar, but again, everything I write is completely done によって me. I changed it up as much as I can, and I think I did a good job!
*Nyaruko-san for giving me the idea for this 記事 in the first place. I was wondering what it would be like if she was in Super Smash Bros 4, and then it hit me! The idea of this series started because of the best アニメ waifu ever, hah.
*And you, for reading!
Again, don't forget to ファン and コメント down below on what あなた want me to make a clickbait image of 次 time! It can be literally anything so long as it's deemed appropriate, so get thinking fellas. See ya in three weeks! I made it that long so it gives me ample time to deal with life and manage my personal things.
Sayonara!
Yeah あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing ジャンク in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz あなた know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
フレンズ - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her ランダム symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
フレンズ - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her ランダム symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
フレンズ - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her ランダム Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
フレンズ - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His ランダム Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know もっと見る than あなた all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
フレンズ - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her ランダム sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
こんにちは everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that ベース によって Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a ファン club about u and make the 記事 their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then によって all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends ハロウィン eve. または U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and 上, ページのトップへ me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. あなた can stuff a 枕 with the ラット 毛皮 on the ソファー, ソファ alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. あなた don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 映画 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If あなた want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 映画 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If あなた want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES