I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if あなた do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鮫, サメ Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
もっと見る than 99% of 鮫, サメ attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if あなた are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that あなた can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person 次 to あなた with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as あなた spot a shark- furiously stab the person 次 to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as あなた can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every 鮫, サメ has a theme song. If あなた here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a 鮫, サメ has got you. At this late stage あなた are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the ビーチ do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 鮫, サメ Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
もっと見る than 99% of 鮫, サメ attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if あなた are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that あなた can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person 次 to あなた with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as あなた spot a shark- furiously stab the person 次 to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as あなた can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every 鮫, サメ has a theme song. If あなた here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a 鮫, サメ has got you. At this late stage あなた are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the ビーチ do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to 確認 this. With The Last Of Us and other new 音楽 releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
Are あなた embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to 表示する her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all あなた got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute 赤ちゃん were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days