The following dumb laws are, または were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before あなた go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if あなた bail off and do something stupid または try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
1.everyone around あなた has an attitude problem
2.your adding チョコレート chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything あなた say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive あなた crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and あなた just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to パンチ someone without a reason
12.if あなた start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if あなた were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give あなた 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so あなた know*
2.your adding チョコレート chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything あなた say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive あなた crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and あなた just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to パンチ someone without a reason
12.if あなた start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if あなた were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give あなた 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so あなた know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be 与えられた LIFE in prison without the possibility または parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet パイソン, python refused to eat it was 与えられた three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD 表示中 Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the パイソン, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the パイソン, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet パイソン, python refused to eat it was 与えられた three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD 表示中 Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the パイソン, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the パイソン, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf または date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the 次 time.....thank u all for 読書 this..and plz コメント ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
Like the タイトル says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My フレンズ 発言しました that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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