The following dumb laws are, または were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before あなた go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if あなた bail off and do something stupid または try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
* オレンジ Lavaburst
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー 林檎, アップル cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー 林檎, アップル cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our フレンズ and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if あなた sometimes feel sad または depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to あなた sorry, but if your in any other country, then あなた still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When あなた think of チョコレート everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other 記事 like this so here's another one.I hope あなた enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks によって (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a お茶, 紅茶 party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals によって say "would あなた like to 登録する us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the ピンク fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good または I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
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one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
もっと見る famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 線, レイ cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
もっと見る famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy 線, レイ cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz