The following dumb laws are, または were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before あなた go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if あなた bail off and do something stupid または try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Alabama
In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable によって death.
Alaska
In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking sleeping くま, クマ for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
Arizona
In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the 通り, ストリート with a Native American.
In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.
Arkansas
A man can legally beat his wife, but not もっと見る than once a month.
In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-Day jail term.
California
動物 are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, または place of worship.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
In Pacific Groove, "molesting" 蝶 can result in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Colorado
In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to キッス a woman while she is asleep.
Connecticut
It is illegal to dispose used razor blades.
In New Britain, the speed for 火災, 火 trucks is 25 m.p.h. even when going to a fire.
In Hartford, it is illegal for a man to キッス his wife on Sunday.
Delaware
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of 食 and drink.
Florida
If an 象 is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Miami, it is illegal for a man to wear any kind of strapless gown.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.
Georgia
While Georgia operates its own lottery, it "protects" its citizens によって making it illegal to promote a private lottery.
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket on Sunday.
Hawaii
It is illegal to appear in public wearing only swimming trunks.
It is illegal to own a マングース without a permit.
Idaho
あなた may not 魚 on a camel's back.
Illinois
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.
According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".
Indiana
Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Iowa
State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed ピアノ player.
In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 分 before attending a fire.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Kentucky
It is illegal to remarry the same man four times.
Louisiana
In New Orleans, 火災, 火 trucks are required によって law to stop at all red lights.
It is considered "simple assault'' to bite someone in New Orleans; it is "aggravated assault" if the biter has false teeth.
It is against the law to gargle in public.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Maine
In Waterville, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
Maryland
In Halethorpe, it is illegal to キッス for もっと見る than one second.
Massachusetts
In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in rented rooms.
It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered によって a physician to do so.
In 1659, the state outlawed Christmas.
Michigan
In Clawson, it is legal for a farmer to "sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens."
A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs to her husband.
In Detroit, it is illegal to make 愛 in a car unless it is parked on your property.
あなた may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
In Port Huron, the speed for ambulances in 20 m.p.h.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."
Minnesota
Women may face up to 30 days in jail if they impersonate Santa Claus.
In Minneapolis, double-parkers can be put on a chain gang.
Every man in Brainerd is required によって law to grow a beard.
It's illegal to tease skunks.
Mississippi
In Truro, a would-be groom must "prove himself manly" prior to marriage によって hunting and killing either six blackbirds または three crows.
Missouri
It is illegal to have oral sex.
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
Montana
Prostitution is considered a "crime against the family".
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to 魚 alone at all.
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Seven または もっと見る indians are considered a raiding または war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell ビール unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to drive a キャメル, ラクダ on the highway.
It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
New Hampshire
あなた cannot sell the clothes あなた are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey
Spray paint may not be sold without a 投稿されました sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
New Mexico
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city 通り, ストリート and looking "at a woman in that way." A 秒 conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
ビール and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar または restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to 魚 for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a 魚 drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take もっと見る than three sips of ビール at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. あなた don't need a windshield, but あなた must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the 秒 story of a hotel.
It is illegal to ミルク another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally または in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making ビール at home.
Wisconsin
あなた must manually flush all urinals in a building.
バター substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He スプリット, 分割 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the フルーツ seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He スプリット, 分割 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the フルーツ seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.
2. あなた use the British curse of 食 and bad tea.
3. あなた wear a scarf and when your teachers tell あなた to take it off, あなた say KOLKOLKOL!
4. あなた imagine your お気に入り ヘタリア characters 歌う your お気に入り songs.
5. ヘタリア = your mind.
6. Buono トマト buono トマト buono buono ooh tomato.
7. あなた give people names that apply to their traits または what they eat (ex. potato bastard トマト bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, あなた say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. あなた are 読書 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 記事 on fanpop)
2. あなた use the British curse of 食 and bad tea.
3. あなた wear a scarf and when your teachers tell あなた to take it off, あなた say KOLKOLKOL!
4. あなた imagine your お気に入り ヘタリア characters 歌う your お気に入り songs.
5. ヘタリア = your mind.
6. Buono トマト buono トマト buono buono ooh tomato.
7. あなた give people names that apply to their traits または what they eat (ex. potato bastard トマト bastard hamburger jerk)
8. When someone mentions a country, あなた say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"
9. History class is fanfiction class.
10. あなた are 読書 this list.
(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 記事 on fanpop)
What a キッス means.....
+ キッス on the stomach = I’m ready
+ キッス on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ キッス on the Ear = You're my everything
+ キッス on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ キッス on the Hand = I adore you
+ キッス on the Neck = We belong together
+ キッス on the Shoulder = I want you
+ キッス on the Lips = I 愛 you
+Laughing while キス = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 愛 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 愛 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me あなた 愛 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 愛 あなた too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If あなた were thinking about someone while 読書 this, you’re definitely in Love
+ キッス on the stomach = I’m ready
+ キッス on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ キッス on the Ear = You're my everything
+ キッス on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ キッス on the Hand = I adore you
+ キッス on the Neck = We belong together
+ キッス on the Shoulder = I want you
+ キッス on the Lips = I 愛 you
+Laughing while キス = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely 愛 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 愛 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me あなた 愛 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 愛 あなた too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If あなた were thinking about someone while 読書 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing ランダム letters!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as ランダム as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling イチイ why!
もっと見る ランダム letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other ランダム people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as ランダム as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling イチイ why!
もっと見る ランダム letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl
deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other ランダム people!
I once had a ファンポップ friend. They found out I was thirteen and started バッジ lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 年 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have あなた know NONE of my フレンズ are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe あなた just live in a shitty neighborhood.
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen 年 olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have あなた know NONE of my フレンズ are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe あなた just live in a shitty neighborhood.
1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved によって everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 月 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved によって everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the 月 is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, または why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and あなた think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, あなた SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
あなた have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, または what they are, または even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, または because あなた think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
あなた have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, または what they are, または even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, または because あなた think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. レポート everything and コメント 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say あなた hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' または 'You're so annoying' または 'No' on a ウォール post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...