FAther: Son have あなた been 読書 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did あなた do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT パン FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will あなた be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do あなた drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: あなた use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: あなた totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: あなた TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 秒 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can あなた take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new ヘルメット is here! (puts it on) What あなた think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: あなた ロスト YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did あなた do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: あなた know how time only goes backwards または forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: こんにちは Father, I got あなた some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are もっと見る chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 食 they eat.
7-The hair of polar くま, クマ is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A カタツムリ can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.
3-An octopus has two hearts
4-Bull frogs do not sleep.
5-There are もっと見る chickens than human in the world.
6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 食 they eat.
7-The hair of polar くま, クマ is not white it's transparent.
8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends
9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.
10-Butterflies taste with their feet.
11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.
13-A カタツムリ can sleep for 3 years.
14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.
15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
