1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have あなた been 読書 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did あなた do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT パン FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will あなた be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do あなた drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: あなた use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: あなた totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: あなた TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 秒 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can あなた take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new ヘルメット is here! (puts it on) What あなた think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: あなた ロスト YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did あなた do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: あなた know how time only goes backwards または forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: こんにちは Father, I got あなた some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
FAther: Son have あなた been 読書 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did あなた do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT パン FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will あなた be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do あなた drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: あなた use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: あなた totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: あなた TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 秒 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can あなた take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new ヘルメット is here! (puts it on) What あなた think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: あなた ロスト YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did あなた do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: あなた know how time only goes backwards または forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: こんにちは Father, I got あなた some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
1.people excpect あなた to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your フレンズ get jelious when あなた hang with other people.
3.more people then あなた think hate あなた and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 人気 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about あなた behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put あなた with your フレンズ because あなた talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but もっと見る then 90% of them are just hanging out with あなた because your popular.
8.If your a 人気 girl and あなた have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling あなた a slut.
9.If your a 人気 boy and あなた have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if あなた had a good friend and then あなた became 人気 they might stop hanging out with あなた because they think there not good enough.
2.Your フレンズ get jelious when あなた hang with other people.
3.more people then あなた think hate あなた and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean 人気 person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about あなた behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put あなた with your フレンズ because あなた talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but もっと見る then 90% of them are just hanging out with あなた because your popular.
8.If your a 人気 girl and あなた have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling あなた a slut.
9.If your a 人気 boy and あなた have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if あなた had a good friend and then あなた became 人気 they might stop hanging out with あなた because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, または being a creep, あなた will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks あなた can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.
Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell あなた where I fucking live so we can fuck ランダム strangers.
Stranger: あなた like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: あなた ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, または copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
Ok so me and my friend 愛 the mall but what makes it もっと見る fun are the following
-When your ロスト looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could あなた please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When あなた go into a store adress your friend によって a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if あなた go into one of those store that plays the 音楽 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but あなた and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about ランダム things. like terrorists または something
Have fun with フレンズ at the mall!
-When your ロスト looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could あなた please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When あなた go into a store adress your friend によって a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if あなた go into one of those store that plays the 音楽 REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but あなた and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about ランダム things. like terrorists または something
Have fun with フレンズ at the mall!