FAther: Son have あなた been 読書 Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)
2:
Father: What did あなた do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT パン FOR FUCK SAKES!!
3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will あなた be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE NBA?!?!
4:
Father: (in car) How do あなた drive this thing?!
Son: What?
Father: WHERE ARE THE HORSES?!
Son: あなた use an engine
Father: SENSE WHEN THEY HAVE ENGINES?!?!
Son: The past hundred years
Father: Oh, alright..
(Skip to them coming back from McDonalds)
Son: あなた totalled my goddamn car!
Father: We are walking back.
Son: あなた TOTALLED THE CAR!!
Father: We're walking back! (calmly) Can I have some McNuggets?
Son: Oh sure (slips and drops them) Oh shit!, I...
Father: (falls to knees) NOOO-
(ends video)
5:
Father: (pulling off belt, preparing to hit his son as punishment for something) My uh, my belt's pretty loose, give me a 秒 son, my belts pretty loose, can you, can あなた take a look at it
6:
Father: Yes! My character is ready!
Son: He's purple
Father: (angrily) He's PERFECT not purple!!
7:
Father: Yes my new ヘルメット is here! (puts it on) What あなた think?
Son: ....... IT'S LITERARY THE SAM-
(end video)
8:
Son: (playing Skyrim NPC) (pulls out knife) Threat detected! (goes to attack him)
Father: (realizing the threat, calmly punches his entire head off)
9:
Son: あなた ロスト YELLING PRIVILEGES!! (snaps and they end up in AMSR)
Father: (whispering) What did あなた do?!
10:
Father: (throws in skeleton)
Son: What is that?!
Father: (calmly) He got in my way.
11:
Father: あなた know how time only goes backwards または forwards?! What if it went, diagonally?!
12:
Son: こんにちは Father, I got あなた some water (literary throws it at him)
Father: Why thank you!!
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your フレンズ
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them あなた are raising money to buy 食 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that あなた want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 日 gift your フレンズ a cucumber and tell them あなた grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 次 to your ear and say that he talks to あなた and says he need a new ホーム and thats why あなた buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your フレンズ
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them あなた are raising money to buy 食 for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that あなた want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines 日 gift your フレンズ a cucumber and tell them あなた grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it 次 to your ear and say that he talks to あなた and says he need a new ホーム and thats why あなた buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like または 愛 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn もっと見る fans......add ランダム ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn もっと見る fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn メダル ...u have to add もっと見る pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have もっと見る メダル .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get もっと見る fans.....and frnds too.
when i have もっと見る ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 記事 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur コメント plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like または 愛 and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn もっと見る fans......add ランダム ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn もっと見る fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn メダル ...u have to add もっと見る pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have もっと見る メダル .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get もっと見る fans.....and frnds too.
when i have もっと見る ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this 記事 will be useful have a gr8 日 everybody and type ur コメント plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a ピザ and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best ピザ ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ランダム times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that あなた are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 一覧 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs あなた know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that あなた are a muggle born even if あなた did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope あなた liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ランダム times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that あなた are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this 一覧 ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs あなた know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that あなた are a muggle born even if あなた did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope あなた liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a 質問 on this spot that asked "If あなた saw Justin Bieber standing on the 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump, would あなた cry または scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do あなた people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone あなた know または care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a 質問 on this spot that asked "If あなた saw Justin Bieber standing on the 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump, would あなた cry または scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on 上, ページのトップへ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do あなた people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone あなた know または care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did あなた here about the blonde who shot an ARROW/アロー into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 通り, ストリート when the sign 発言しました "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when あなた ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the 通り, ストリート when the sign 発言しました "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when あなた ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: こんにちは everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of ファン fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested によって Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in 検索 of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested によって Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in 検索 of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
あなた know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!
And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
