???: Excuse us, but the administrators of ファンポップ have told us to lock あなた in here. But have no worries, for we have 与えられた あなた a fun task to work on while they want あなた trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want あなた to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I 発言しました here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 星, つ星 WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR 尻, お尻 SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 日 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 愛 this song! link
I will literally drive あなた to delirium によって making あなた think whether または not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have あなた got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a ピザ while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are あなた doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of ランダム shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 登録する you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE フレンズ today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have あなた ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying ピザ took control of a 上, ページのトップへ secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 歌う a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
*Accurate Representation*
...Just what in the FUCK did あなた guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay あなた at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the ファンポップ staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like あなた don't care, gliiiide によって the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a ファン of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's もっと見る empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the ファンポップ staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. あなた hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 秒 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie あなた up quickly または what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but あなた forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare あなた accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, あなた all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can あなた tell me when ファンポップ was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', あなた guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so ロスト in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 豆 doesn't count, be quiet!
One もっと見る word outta あなた and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 芝居 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
To realize the value of a sister, ask someone who doesn't have one. To realize the value of ten years, ask a newly divorced couple. To realize the value of four years, ask a graduate. To realize the value of one year, ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of nine months, ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who has 与えられた birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the 恋愛中 who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person who has missed the train, bus または plane. To realize the value of one-second, ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond, ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend, lose one.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
Moral: Don't take everything for granted.
