???: Excuse us, but the administrators of ファンポップ have told us to lock あなた in here. But have no worries, for we have 与えられた あなた a fun task to work on while they want あなた trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want あなた to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
*Door Slams*
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I 発言しました here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY 星, つ星 WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR 尻, お尻 SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the 日 when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I 愛 this song! link
I will literally drive あなた to delirium によって making あなた think whether または not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P
???: Hey, you! In there, have あなた got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a ピザ while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are あなた doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of ランダム shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I 登録する you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE フレンズ today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have あなた ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying ピザ took control of a 上, ページのトップへ secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously 歌う a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
*Accurate Representation*
...Just what in the FUCK did あなた guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH!
*Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK!
Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay あなた at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already!
*KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;)
Fanpop: This is the ファンポップ staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like あなた don't care, gliiiide によって the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫
*Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a ファン of Cameo. :P
Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's もっと見る empty than Russia's economy after the first World War!
Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the ファンポップ staff is made up of Russians?
Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. あなた hearing this, Mauserfan?
*Approximately .000001 秒 later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie あなた up quickly または what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha!
*Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but あなた forgot something...
Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them!
Fanpop: How dare あなた accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, あなた all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous.
Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can あなた tell me when ファンポップ was created?
Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
*SLAM*
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', あなた guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть!
Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so ロスト in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that 豆 doesn't count, be quiet!
One もっと見る word outta あなた and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and 芝居 like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!
when that エンジェル sits on my shoulder
whispers into my ハート, 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the エンジェル appears to あなた in form of desire
あなた float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
あなた jump about
cos あなた cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this エンジェル with her good intensions
will make あなた fly
the エンジェル will make あなた cry
the エンジェル will make あなた feel how others feel
so あなた can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the エンジェル and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already ロスト
whispers into my ハート, 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the エンジェル appears to あなた in form of desire
あなた float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
あなた jump about
cos あなた cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this エンジェル with her good intensions
will make あなた fly
the エンジェル will make あなた cry
the エンジェル will make あなた feel how others feel
so あなた can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the エンジェル and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already ロスト
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what あなた will tell me today " 発言しました the man .
"Alright but あなた will not like what i tell あなた .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " 発言しました the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if あなた want hear もっと見る . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
LOVE them :D
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police 発言しました that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in ベッド with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, あなた 表示する up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 次 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy あなた another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 日 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police 発言しました that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in ベッド with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, あなた 表示する up and drink my poison."
I made this 一覧 before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..
10: NORMAN BATES:
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with スプリット, 分割 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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10: NORMAN BATES:
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with スプリット, 分割 personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..
9: VALEK:
While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
