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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, あなた may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? あなた probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. あなた can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.


First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of 発言しました first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.


Inflation art is yet もっと見る characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!


*Intermission*


Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them によって mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!


Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where あなた look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even ファンポップ itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I 投稿されました some really bad Sonic recolors.


There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's シマリス, チンパンジー "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.


あなた guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit 投稿されました a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.


Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED もっと見る BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!



Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My ハート, 心 is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.


First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert あなた in the story, and then you're just going to 日付 some ランダム prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!


Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.


I... I can't. If I even mention anything もっと見る about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.


But I must go on.


Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. あなた know the stuff I 発言しました like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario やおい fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.



Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.


Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!


Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.


On a もっと見る serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an 時 または so 書く this rant. If あなた have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
 CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W ブッシュ has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, または 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th 日 of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid コメント please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of 食 and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum または dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach あなた some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room あなた built under the ground and put some 食 and drinks there!

6-When the 日 comes! go to the room あなた built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a ランダム person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow ランダム people all over the store または where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a ランダム person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender または if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of あなた have heard Born This Way によって Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I 愛 everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being あなた are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need 食 when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do あなた want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take あなた out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call あなた sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give あなた a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why あなた are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are あなた going through now?

"I 愛 you, too." = Okay, I 発言しました it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized によって irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing または two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our 愛 あなた lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we 愛 him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our 愛 is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we 愛 be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape または form.
6.Guys あなた should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with あなた (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly 愛 we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When あなた (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just 読書 some of the ターミネーター 名言・格言 through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash 日 tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. あなた might get annoyed によって it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! あなた can think what ever あなた can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people 愛 batman, I go for Superman. バットマン dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One 日 he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my 次 hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that あなた can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at あなた a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments あなた a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if あなた are single.

06. He asks あなた out for lunch.

07. He asks あなた out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats あなた like a lady.

12. He walks あなた to your door.

13. He wants to see あなた often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells あなた he likes you.

16. His フレンズ know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He 発言しました he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I 発言しました "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give あなた the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over によって a cop and he または she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, あなた have been caught speeding, how much do あなた think あなた were going?" Don't say, "Well あなた must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when あなた haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron または born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period または PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have あなた been putting on a little weight?" It's a 雌犬 slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I ストール, 盗んだ a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag あなた down and beat あなた with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make あなた Christian even もっと見る then standing in a ガレージ makes あなた a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the 一覧 though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ホーム even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been 投稿されました before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been 投稿されました alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality または sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope あなた like!!! This was written によって me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time 読書 my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help あなた feel better. And who knows, over time あなた might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an 作者 :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If あなた love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, もっと見る または less a link with the United States. If あなた look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses もっと見る firmly. 線, レイ Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup または sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ケシャ babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds あなた of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his バービー girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ホーム adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 回答 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the 情報源 of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If あなた are a burglar, then we're probably at ホーム cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's 安全, 安全です to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write または draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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