So, あなた may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? あなた probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.
DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. あなた can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.
First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of 発言しました first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.
Inflation art is yet もっと見る characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!
*Intermission*
Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them によって mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!
Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where あなた look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even ファンポップ itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I 投稿されました some really bad Sonic recolors.
There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's シマリス, チンパンジー "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.
あなた guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit 投稿されました a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.
Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED もっと見る BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My ハート, 心 is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.
First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert あなた in the story, and then you're just going to 日付 some ランダム prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!
Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.
I... I can't. If I even mention anything もっと見る about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.
But I must go on.
Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. あなた know the stuff I 発言しました like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario やおい fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.
Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.
Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!
Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.
On a もっと見る serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an 時 または so 書く this rant. If あなた have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do あなた think are greater,the advantages または disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from あなた mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes あなた または hits あなた *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to あなた first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her フレンズ house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes あなた *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets あなた wear his clothing *he likes あなた in his stuff*
7) If あなた are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移動する *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from あなた mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes あなた または hits あなた *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to あなた first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her フレンズ house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes あなた *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets あなた wear his clothing *he likes あなた in his stuff*
7) If あなた are tired of waiting for him to make the first 移動する *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since あなた passed. I wanted to take a few 分 to remind people of how wonderful あなた were and how much あなた impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your 愛 リスペクト on my ウォール and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do あなた remember when あなた told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that あなた calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had もっと見る time to be フレンズ and hang out together. I really do. あなた were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to あなた and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank あなた so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do あなた remember when あなた told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that あなた calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had もっと見る time to be フレンズ and hang out together. I really do. あなた were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to あなた and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank あなた so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if あなた replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's 苦い line "teach me and your just run away again または something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole 年 when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill または capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man によって this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If あなた have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's 苦い line "teach me and your just run away again または something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole 年 when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill または capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man によって this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If あなた have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
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