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posted by alexischaos2004
Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, あなた may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? あなた probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. あなた can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always the cons.


First off, there's a shitload of fetish art. Don't know what fetish art is? It's basically art of very weird addictions people have. The most common seen on DA is foot, vore, and inflation. In my opinion, fetish art is just gross and horrifying, and it's one of the burdens of my existence. In foot, it's just a character from something with their feet up in your face. It's so weird. There are two types of vore, soft vore and hard vore. In soft vore, you'll see a character with another character in their stomach/throat, and you'll see them inside of 発言しました first character. In hard vore, here's when the nasty shit comes in. The artist actually has the guts to draw a character chewing another character up alive. It's sickening.


Inflation art is yet もっと見る characters with overgrown body parts. Usually their stomachs are inflated. I just don't get how people could like this gross stuff. I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES! AHHHH!!!


*Intermission*


Alright guys, I just got back from taking a vacation to The Bahamas. Met some good people there, unfortunately I killed them によって mentioning DeviantART. It's kinda sad to see them go. After checking the news, The Apocalypse has started in The Bahamas!


Anywho, back onto the topic of DA. Next, I'll talk about RECOLORS. Recolors are everywhere, no matter where あなた look. On DA, Facebook, Twitter, hell, even ファンポップ itself has these pathetic excuses of OCs on it! I have to admit, I'm kind of a hypocrite on this one, because when I used to be cringey, I 投稿されました some really bad Sonic recolors.


There's not just Sonic recolors on DA though, there's シマリス, チンパンジー "edits", Lady and The Tramp "edits", and even Mario "edits"! Humanity sickens me. I can't believe I'm the same species as the people who think recoloring characters is a good way to fit in. Editing characters like this is not only proving that you're lazy, but it's also art theft. I don't know why some people just can't understand that.


あなた guys know Billy the hedgehog? Y'know, that kid who had a dark blue Sonic "OC" as his persona on Youtube? Yeah, he's just a small example of the recolor community. Billy legit 投稿されました a video of him crying that people were criticizing his character. I mean, WHO DOES THAT? You'd have be SammyClassicSonicFan to get upset over something like that.


Oh boy, I'm not done yet. There's also ridiculous FNaF recolors! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH SOCIETY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I NEED もっと見る BLEACH... I NEED IT!!! There's red Bonnies, blue Foxys, brown Chicas, and even white and black Freddies! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!



Now, I'll be talking about the infamous FANFICTIONS. Oh jeez, I bet I'm going to be found dead in my house after this rant is finished. I can feel the cringe growing inside my body. My ハート, 心 is slowly beginning to stop beating. I'll have to make this as quick as possible... I have to.


First, there's those stupid "x Reader"s. I've read three of them and I wanted to just end my life. "x Reader"s are just fanfictions that insert あなた in the story, and then you're just going to 日付 some ランダム prude further into the damn plot. These stories are even turned into porn fanfics, FUCKING PORN FANFICS!


Next, there's those fanfics about AU characters. Y'know, stuff like "MPreg" and "Female!InsertCharacterName". These types of fanfictions are actually much worse than the "x Reader"s. Authors are actually willing to get into horrifying detail on these genetically altered people in their stories, which automatically make them bad.


I... I can't. If I even mention anything もっと見る about this topic, I'll die. I'll just drop dead and nobody in my neighborhood would notice until a few hours has passed. My mom will find my rotting corpse sitting up on my bed, on the computer, with this rant posted.


But I must go on.


Finally, we'll talk about yaoi/yuri art. But, not just your normal yaoi/yuri art. No, these are much worse. あなた know the stuff I 発言しました like "MPreg" and all that? Well, that shit is not just in fanfics, it's in art too. There was a piece of Mario やおい fanart, it was the incest ship we know as Mario x Luigi. Well, Mario was actually pregnant, DESPITE BEING MALE. Luigi was just putting his hand over his brother's stomach like some crazed lunatic who had a baby fetish.



Sonic fanart has the same situation. There's pregnant Sonic, Shadow, hell, even pregnant Tails. Why the fuck do people think it's okay to make males give birth in this type of art? WHY?! GIVE ME AN ANSWER, GOD. Even FNaF and Undertale have the same "MPreg" shit, it's just everywhere now.


Then there's the classic diaper art. It's exactly what it sounds like, except that it's not paintings of diapers. No, in this type of art, famous characters from things are wearing DIAPERS. Undertale, Sonic, Pokemon, FNaF, as well as many other fandoms have diaper art. WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!


Alright, I'm finally done with this huge rant. I need to go drink some Bleach and eat some metal.


On a もっと見る serious note, I hope anyone out there who read this liked it. I spent an 時 または so 書く this rant. If あなた have suggestions for a new rant, tell me!
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give あなた もっと見る than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No 音楽 to play so I sing あなた my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
あなた still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 愛 you
And I'll give あなた my heart, say I 愛 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give あなた もっと見る than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give あなた my heart
I'm gonna give あなた my ハート, 心
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible 日 starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The 次 日 Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He 発言しました giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I ロスト my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor 発言しました coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I 発言しました in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He スプリット, 分割 the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the フルーツ seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make あなた feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much あなた get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. あなた use the British curse of 食 and bad tea.

3. あなた wear a scarf and when your teachers tell あなた to take it off, あなた say KOLKOLKOL!

4. あなた imagine your お気に入り ヘタリア characters 歌う your お気に入り songs.

5. ヘタリア = your mind.

6. Buono トマト buono トマト buono buono ooh tomato.

7. あなた give people names that apply to their traits または what they eat (ex. potato bastard トマト bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, あなた say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. あなた are 読書 this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first 記事 on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Homestuck(ホームスタック) and have fallen madly in 愛 with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, あなた better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, または Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I 発言しました our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a キッス means.....

+ キッス on the stomach = I’m ready
+ キッス on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ キッス on the Ear = You're my everything
+ キッス on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ キッス on the Hand = I adore you
+ キッス on the Neck = We belong together
+ キッス on the Shoulder = I want you
+ キッス on the Lips = I 愛 you
+Laughing while キス = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely 愛 each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain 愛 you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me あなた 愛 me
+ Arms around the Waist = I 愛 あなた too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If あなた were thinking about someone while 読書 this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing ランダム letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as ランダム as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling イチイ why!

もっと見る ランダム letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other ランダム people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined ファンポップ a few days 前 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST ランダム PARAGRAPHS IN THE コメント AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 記事 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as あなた please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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