ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? あなた can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do あなた mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do あなた like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! あなた ARE!

Cleverbot: But あなた told me that あなた are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

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Stuck in the Chimney Lyrics

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Lyric video for Stuck in the Chimney from the Black & White クリスマス Album

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Found the DVD!

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Monopoly and Explosions Don't Mix

posted by queenpalm

A one-shot fanficiton based on a picture I drew. Weird and humorous. Please review!

It was nighttime, probably around eight o'clock, as three penguins gathered around a 表, テーブル inside their habitat at the Central Park Zoo. On the table, there was spread out a board game, Monopoly. The penguins appeared to be playing it, rolling the dice, moving the pawns, and using the money. The weird thing was that they didn't have a banker. Instead, one of the penguins would upchuck the money that they needed. This penguin's name was Rico, a crazy psychopath, with a noticeable scar running down his face....

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The Great Migration (10. Deja Vu)

posted by Aquade

"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...

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Tradition (Contains Skilene)

posted by peacebaby7

    It was a cold クリスマス morning. The inhabitants of the Central Park Zoo had organized a series of クリスマス activities for the children and wasted no time in starting the holiday fun. A chorus of happy, screaming children filled the entire zoo and were all engaged in a snowball fight with the penguins, the lemurs, Marlene.

    “Is that all あなた got?!” Skipper called from behind a trash can. Snowballs flew back and forth through the habitats, and it was males against females.

    Skipper spotted Marlene across the aisle and scooped...

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Feathery フレンズ Chapter One

posted by Aquade

It was high noon, and the penguins had just finished their lunch of fish. It was a Saturday, and each of them was doing their own thing. The rest of the zoo were also relaxing and enjoying their day.
Kowalski was in the lab working on his latest invention – the Salt Shaker, which made snow, not salt, much to the chagrin of Skipper who had prophesized that it was going to explode soon. Rico was outside with his water scooter and doll. Private was watching the Lunacorns. Skipper was hiding in a 木, ツリー spying on the White House.
This was one of his solo missions (he never learned from the last...

Amnesia.....chapter 7....

posted by spmana123

The 次日 It was Rico's turn to spend time with kowlaski....Rico had decided to just walk around the park with him.....

Rico couldn't say anything.....he couldn't think of anything......he just walked around and viewed the scenery with him...

Kowlaski: ......what are we doing?

Rico: kowlaksi.....do あなた like spending time with me...?

Kowlaski: well....I just met あなた all.....and I have to tell you....your the first one that isn't annoying....

Rico smiled a little and looked at him..

Rico:thanks....I guess that's a compliment....

Rico then grabbed kowlaksis flipper.

Rico:c'mon...lets try out those...

Amnesia.....chapter 4...

posted by spmana123

Everyone looked confused as he asked that question.... Maybe he was joking around he thought...

Rico: what are あなた talking about! It's us Kowaslki!

Doctor:.....

Kowalksi:I'm sorry....I don't know any of you.....

Rico:quit joking! It's not funny any more!

Rico put his fin on Kowaslkis shoulder...but he shoved it away angry and scared at the same time..

Kowaslki: leave me alone! I told あなた I don't know who あなた are! Where the hell am I anyway!

Doctor:...I was afraid of this...

Rico and skipper looked at him with confusion...

Doctor: Kowaskli....why don't あなた talk to this young ペンギン right here....

Private...