ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? あなた can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do あなた mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do あなた like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! あなた ARE!

Cleverbot: But あなた told me that あなた are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

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A Leaf from My Book (CT sequel)

posted by littlebirdy05

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Kowalski looked down at his son, a young ペンギン with tiny tuffs of down feathers clinging to his new, slick ones, much like Kowalski's own memories, both quickly fading reminders of their past. Kowalski notes how long it had taken Kona to lose his feathers; a 年 longer than normal, but just as well, it had been the same for him. Kowalski laid a flipper on Kona's shoulder, and grinned some more.

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posted by littlebirdy05

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Kowalski glared up at the sun, behind one shielding flipper. The sun did not suit him, and he was sure he did not look well in it. The others they were used to it, but long hours, shut away in his lab, had left him unaccustomed...

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Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 4

posted by PenguinCrazy14

…Hey, everyone! This is a dull-eyed, yawning RavenFeathersOfDarkness, and even though it's 10 in the morning, I'm still tired! But never mind that, I've been itching to get this chapter typed up and posted. I've had it written since January, and it was eating away at me all this time.

Okay, I'll dedicate this chapter to a few people: Firstly to penguinsfan123, my new friend on Fanpop, あなた totally rock!!

Secondly, to Yokai Summoner, thanks so much for reviewing, I just 愛 your penname to death!! Boomshakana right back to ya! [Honestly, I didn't know anyone else liked to say that. The first...

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posted by hey-ya101

1 I actully think that the penguins should get a new reacrute for the team. 2 Don`t あなた think that the penguins a team of ninjas should have もっと見る practice and no time for goofing off and to have girlfriends espesally skipper. 3 If the penguins had girlfriends that they wouldn`t sleep with her like my brother reads about. 4 Ok I`m going into the Julien subject first shouldn`t they think of a plan to kick Julien out of the zoo and into another, I mean if their SO smart. 5 why do the penguins just throw Julien out into the woods I know I would [he would probably just call himself king of the bears]...

狼, オオカミ vs. カワウソ, オッター chapter(s) 2&3

posted by nookehene

狼, オオカミ vs. カワウソ, オッター
Chapter 2-
The 狼, オオカミ
I felt my ハート, 心 skip a beat as I heard the weighty クレート, 木枠 plop on the 上, ページのトップへ of the H.Q. We were waiting for the zookeepers to leave. We heard one of them complain a little about not understanding something in relation to our transfer. Once the zookeepers left an awkward silence filled the room. ”Okay, let’s go meet our new inhabitant spy” I 発言しました breaking the silence, we headed for the ladder. It was still early spring outside in the morning, I felt the chilly air run into my face as we lined up in front of the クレート, 木枠 side によって side. We waited silently not...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fourteen

posted by Cornflak

Rico missed his doll.

He missed the plastic female that was always just the right size for a warm hug; her long, blonde hair, her silent and mysterious personality. She was probably the only one that truly understood the lonely penguin. Everyone else seemed to just judge him; but not her. She accepted Rico for who he was, and nothing more. She never argued with him, and she always allowed Rico to have the first word in everything. If only there were もっと見る women like her.

But there wasn’t; only her…

This was all very stupid. Pointless. Irritating. Depressing. Frustrating.

Rico could think of...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Ten

posted by Cornflak

Note To Self,

Tonight, Skipper decided to avert our attention from the gloomy situation によって screening a variety of films. The majority of which included documentaries of different sorts of animals. Skipper seemed to have skipped the penguins’ film. I can’t blame him. The contents of that video were horrid beyond belief. Anyway, Rico appears to be well. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has already started to feel at ホーム with Marlene. I can’t very well say the same for me, though. I miss him. But, I’ve also discovered something about our relationship. I admit that my actions towards him...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seven

posted by Cornflak

Damn it!

This was the peak of things…

It was time to confront this lust that had yet to take flight. But how would he do it? Kowalski couldn’t simply step out and say it!

Say what?

What would he even say?! Should he say anything? It seemed to work well for Rico!

This was much too difficult than it should have been. Why was it so damn hard?!

It was his fault; this ridiculous, complicated process of thought. This would never work out; he and Rico. They were so different from one another. He had often heard that opposites were もっと見る likely to feel attracted to one another, but this was going crossing...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Four

posted by Cornflak

“I’m sorry, Skippa…‘fraid I can’t remember…” Private whispered with his head low. The small ペンギン had received quite a waking that morning. He didn’t even have enough time to leave his bunk when Skipper and Kowalski confronted him. As promised, Skipper hadn’t asked a single 質問 about Private’s disappearance and injury until now.

“C’mon, Private, あなた can’t really expect us to believe that!” Skipper narrowed his eyes with a frown spreading across his beak.

The timid ペンギン shyly moved to sit on the edge of his bunk, his head retaining its low position. From the...