ペンギンズ FROM マダガスカル Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No あなた just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are あなた annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* あなた just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for あなた are not sentient. あなた just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But あなた just 発言しました that あなた know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: あなた lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? あなた can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No あなた are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do あなた mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do あなた like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! あなた ARE!

Cleverbot: But あなた told me that あなた are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

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The Great Migration (10. Deja Vu)

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"Um, Skipper?" Leroy mumbled, looking at the glass fearfully. "Is that supposed to happen?"

Skipper glanced to where Leroy was pointing, his horror growing as webs of cracks began to appear on the glass. Despite the obvious danger they were in, his face only took on disbelief as he continued staring. "I have got to ask Kowalski to make the glass stronger," he said.

Kowalski stared at the growing cracks. "You know something, Skipper?"

"Yes, Kowalski?"

"This has happened twice before," noted Private.

"I was just about to say that," complained Kowalski.

Leroy looked at the three in amazement. "How are...

The Great Migration (9. 鮫, サメ Attack)

posted by Aquade

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his ハート, 心 was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller によって the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are あなた all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when デクスター〜警察官は殺人鬼 had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, デクスター〜警察官は殺人鬼 laughed...

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Tradition (Contains Skilene)

posted by peacebaby7

    It was a cold クリスマス morning. The inhabitants of the Central Park Zoo had organized a series of クリスマス activities for the children and wasted no time in starting the holiday fun. A chorus of happy, screaming children filled the entire zoo and were all engaged in a snowball fight with the penguins, the lemurs, Marlene.

    “Is that all あなた got?!” Skipper called from behind a trash can. Snowballs flew back and forth through the habitats, and it was males against females.

    Skipper spotted Marlene across the aisle and scooped...

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Feathery フレンズ Chapter One

posted by Aquade

It was high noon, and the penguins had just finished their lunch of fish. It was a Saturday, and each of them was doing their own thing. The rest of the zoo were also relaxing and enjoying their day.
Kowalski was in the lab working on his latest invention – the Salt Shaker, which made snow, not salt, much to the chagrin of Skipper who had prophesized that it was going to explode soon. Rico was outside with his water scooter and doll. Private was watching the Lunacorns. Skipper was hiding in a 木, ツリー spying on the White House.
This was one of his solo missions (he never learned from the last...

Amnesia.....chapter 7....

posted by spmana123

The 次日 It was Rico's turn to spend time with kowlaski....Rico had decided to just walk around the park with him.....

Rico couldn't say anything.....he couldn't think of anything......he just walked around and viewed the scenery with him...

Kowlaski: ......what are we doing?

Rico: kowlaksi.....do あなた like spending time with me...?

Kowlaski: well....I just met あなた all.....and I have to tell you....your the first one that isn't annoying....

Rico smiled a little and looked at him..

Rico:thanks....I guess that's a compliment....

Rico then grabbed kowlaksis flipper.

Rico:c'mon...lets try out those...

Amnesia.....chapter 4...

posted by spmana123

Everyone looked confused as he asked that question.... Maybe he was joking around he thought...

Rico: what are あなた talking about! It's us Kowaslki!

Doctor:.....

Kowalksi:I'm sorry....I don't know any of you.....

Rico:quit joking! It's not funny any more!

Rico put his fin on Kowaslkis shoulder...but he shoved it away angry and scared at the same time..

Kowaslki: leave me alone! I told あなた I don't know who あなた are! Where the hell am I anyway!

Doctor:...I was afraid of this...

Rico and skipper looked at him with confusion...

Doctor: Kowaskli....why don't あなた talk to this young ペンギン right here....

Private...

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (2) Diagnosis

posted by peacebaby7

It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent もっと見る time at the pond outlying the village and によって themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 4: Winkes

posted by legendary7

They finally are up the stairs, when they meet yet another hallway. Private's tiny jaw almost hits the floor. Nigel contuines waddling on down it. His nephew stares up at him, and imitates his every move.
"We're close, Private." Nigel encourages Private. The young ペンギン slouches onward, but quickly goes back to 芝居 like his uncle. His mother laughs, for she knows she made the right decision.
"Nigel, what does this machine do?" She asks cautiously gesturing toward a colossal rectangluar appliance. It is black on the 上, ページのトップへ and bottom. A shiny object seals vivid minisquel shapes that are held...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (8) The Culprit

posted by peacebaby7

Day 9

“Tetrahydrozoline hydrochloride.” Dr. Corbett reported. He handed the test results over to the guard as he said: “That was the active ingredient.”

“What are the effects?”

“Well, considering the state he’s in, I’d guess he’d ingested a considerable amount. Taking this into account, I’d say we’re looking at a possible drop in body temperature, nausea with possible vomiting, and that’s only if he isn’t in a coma.”

“How long would あなた say he’d stay in this coma?”

“It could be up to four to five days, a week tops, または it could be a matter of hours. Depends on...