Canada24's club.. Article: CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES:

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posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can あなた give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"

#4:
Chris's reaction about how 孫悟空 has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!

#5:
Chris: If I came ホーム from, like, a store または something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"

#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the 年 when I 発言しました I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can あなた go back in time and kill me?"

#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten 秒 where あなた see some funny cat 動画 pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"

#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. もっと見る like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because あなた can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"

#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did あなた hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"

#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!

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上, ページのトップへ ten characters who we all love, even though their completely FUCKED UP!!

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE 愛 Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant フレンズ with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...

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What's your take: Max Payne/John MacClane

posted by Canada24

First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome によって the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who ロスト his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell あなた to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...

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上, ページのトップへ ten songs I hate as a REAL song, but 愛 as an instrumental

posted by Canada24

#1: メタリカ - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental または not instrumental. This song still fits the タイトル of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: 子羊, ラム of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as 子羊, ラム of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have あなた heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I 愛 both versions of the...

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上, ページのトップへ ten people I 愛 as a character, but would HATE as a real person.

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. あなた heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.

#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I 愛 him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...

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I'm bored so deciding to make a 上, ページのトップへ ten best Fanfiction villains

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy 読書 sequels of it.

#9: FLIQPY (happy 木, ツリー friends)
The character may not be ファン made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people 表示する Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.

#8: DISCORD (Discord's...

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Review, Hellsing part 5

posted by Canada24

Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...

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My review.. Hellsing part 3

posted by Canada24

Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, あなた can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so あなた can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy 木, ツリー Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...

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Connor's mini rants (based on Windwaker's articles)

posted by Canada24

BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of フレンズ are either black または with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and あなた can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...

Con Mane: You'll Only Live Twice

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over によって the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* もっと見る like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do あなた need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...

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STH/HIP Abridged

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one 年 anniversary of being a ファン on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little ポニー related username's one 年 anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 6:

posted by Canada24

Dennis radioed Johnny, saying that Vaas's men are preparing to kidnap a bunch of his men. Carly and Johnny agree to help in the battle. That way Carly would feel like she can that she finally gave Dennis the proper "thank you", for him saving Johnny's, and for being a good friend to her.

Packie is brought with them. But Johnny didn't want Dash going, saying she's been though enough after Buck. Witch confused Carly, as she didn't know what happened.

And during the drive to Dennis's camp, she kept asking Johnny about it, as Packie drove the 秒 one closely behind them.

"Okay. Okay.. But your...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 56

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete informs all of his engineers, and fireponies that every diesel on their railway has...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 42

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And introducing NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Episode 42

Good To See あなた Again

July 10, 1955

It was like any ordinary 日 in Cheyenne. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could drive it.

Hawkeye: *Sitting on bench* I'm bored.
Stylo: Hm?
Hawkeye: I'm so bored, that it's boring....

My Little Pornstar Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's ヒーローズ - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 表示する - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with アップルジャック, applejack in Sweet 林檎, アップル Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books,...

Black クリスマス Revew (Canada24's version)

posted by Canada24

So I read Windwakers review of this film I finally watched myself..

link

Typical Windwaker review XD

I have my own thoughts of it. I just wanted to see Wind's take before making my own take..

So basically, this is the THE slasher movie, depending on who あなた ask.

The cliche plot of a bunch of soroity girls in a movie like this is honestly doing it's best to be taken seriously.. Was it successful? Again, it depends on who あなた ask..

So.. Basically. On クリスマス some mentally disturbed man Billy is constantly leaving the mostly all female cast uncomfortable "prank call".

And than later he goes around...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 13

The episode with a タイトル that was too long, and needed a shorter title.

October 10, 1952

It was windy in Cheyenne, and Pierce just finished delivering a freight train into the yard.

Red Rose: Ok Hawkeye. Now あなた just gotta take the engine into the servicing facility.
Hawkeye: Ok.

Pierce's engine...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful 日 in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red Rose.
Red Rose:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman 丘, ヒル in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered によって diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete 発言しました he'd save those to be scrapped for...

Canada24 上, ページのトップへ TEN ハロウィン FILMS:

posted by Canada24

Got an idea from Wnd's thing.. So, yeah.. I'm admitting to "stealing"..

#10: WOLFMAN REMAKE:
I actually liked the remake.. Than again, I never seen the orginal, and I'm very easily impressed. So I'm not the best to ask..

#9: SEASON OF THE WITCH:
The third ハロウィン movie.. A cult classic in a way.. No Michael, but LOTS of Halloween.. For what it is, it's a fun movie..

#8: TRICK または TREAT:
I haven't seen it.. But HardRocker21 has.. And from what I seen.. It's just as ハロウィン obsessed as Season of the Witch.. So, enjoy the 年 checking your candy, and avoiding hot girls who are secretly werewolves.....