#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can あなた give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how 孫 悟空 has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came ホーム from, like, a store または something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the 年 when I 発言しました I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can あなた go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten 秒 where あなた see some funny cat 動画 pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. もっと見る like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because あなた can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did あなた hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
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(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can あなた give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how 孫 悟空 has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came ホーム from, like, a store または something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the 年 when I 発言しました I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can あなた go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten 秒 where あなた see some funny cat 動画 pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. もっと見る like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because あなた can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did あなた hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why あなた think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy 木, ツリー フレンズ isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why あなた think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy 木, ツリー フレンズ isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.
Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if あなた kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means あなた finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, あなた CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if あなた kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means あなた finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, あなた CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if あなた allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: エミネム - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if あなた allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: エミネム - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other あなた like Purge または not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the 秒 one..
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That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other あなた like Purge または not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the 秒 one..
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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..
Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..
I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..
I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.
So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
