Canada24's club.. Article: CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES:

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#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your お気に入り scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: あなた EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, あなた LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little 雌犬 made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can あなた tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can あなた give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"

#4:
Chris's reaction about how 孫悟空 has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!

#5:
Chris: If I came ホーム from, like, a store または something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"

#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the 年 when I 発言しました I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can あなた go back in time and kill me?"

#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten 秒 where あなた see some funny cat 動画 pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"

#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. もっと見る like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because あなた can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"

#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did あなた hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"

#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!

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上, ページのトップへ ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated によって woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped によって a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied によって the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Don't go hating me, if the review sucks, and あなた refer Windwaker.. (Hows THAT for a title)

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Well. Since it seems to be all I ever do anymore.
I should may as well. Leave a certain promised review, about something I've been promised to beta read almost three years ago, and still am now.

Well.
Its the first time I ever read a Happy 木, ツリーフレンズ Fanfiction.
And I have to say.
Though it's no もっと見る then I would of expected. Both good AND bad.
Most fanfic stories tend to get a bit soap Oprahy.
example being some I read from THIS IS THE END, witch, itself, is one of myself お気に入り movies, witch made the fanfics that much worse.
So many fuckin James Franco fantasies.
Give me a brake.
He's not even...

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CHAPTER TWELVE: TREVOR GOES CRAZIER THAN USUAL:

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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. または at least YouTube him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, または at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the ビーチ now that she knows it's a...

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CHAPTER EIGHT: SANTA’S COMING:

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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from ロンドン to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE 年 EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over によって a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of マリファナ in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

It was a wonderful 日 in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering もっと見る ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: あなた really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot あなた in the arm! Why aren't あなた bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord:...

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Canada24's 上, ページのトップへ eight underrated films:

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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated または misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when ディズニー had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. または Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable.. Espically ボウラー Hat Guy..

#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris...

IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 分 the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a ハート, 心 attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

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I know. I know.. もっと見る Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

Article rated PG.

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, 雌犬 mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like."...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD あなた PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman ロスト there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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上, ページのトップへ ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

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#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with 愛 interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated によって Niko, have 与えられた him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror 映画 too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

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Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! あなた have NO idea how much I need あなた wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I ロスト my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. あなた clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, あなた have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 2)

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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call あなた back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So あなたラット out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. あなた can give this 表示する an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L（デスノート） (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE アニメ IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that 表示する Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..

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上, ページのトップへ 10 映画 I LIKE, BUT OTHERS HATE:

posted by Canada24

#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 通り, ストリート REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the 次 Robert England.
And, あなた know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. あなた never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* または even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....

5 dead rising bosees I don't even BOTHER with most times

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#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE

#2: The magicians:
Impossible!

#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!

#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!

#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine

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TEN THINGS あなた MAY NOT OF KNOWN ABOUT CONNOR NOILES (Aka: Canada24)

posted by Canada24

#1:
To all my Alpha and Omega fans, it's a rarely known fact, but the very first ファン fiction I EVER 投稿されました (Fatherless) was 投稿されました BEFORE I have seen the actual film. I already knew all the characters from online sites, and from "other" ファン fictions I read before 書く my own.
I only watched the movie to SAY that I watched the movie.. Ironically.. The movie was TERRIBLE.
But yet, it caused me to be where I am now..

#2:
I NEVER played Farcry 3.
That entire crossover was supported によって YouTube 動画 and character biography's..

#3:
I mention this a lot.
But the original reason I started watching MLP...

Biggest names in Slasher movies:

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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the 映画 to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..

#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in スラッシュ movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. 次 to, well, many others, but still..

#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in スラッシュ movie..

#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all 愛 that...

3 GOOD things, and 3 BAD things about being a WALKING DEAD fan..

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: BATTLES:
あなた like gun battles, あなた will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep あなた interested..

#2: IT'S もっと見る SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it もっと見る interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, もっと見る of the killing..

#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!

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BAD:

#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that 表示する monster. あなた better get use to Rick, cause あなた really DON'T want to try having any other お気に入り character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..

#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows あなた can't miss ONE episode, または your miss very important details..

#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..

3 memorable characters, who died in vein:

posted by Canada24

#1: JOHN MARSTON:
John's death at the hands of Ross is a poetic end to his life. His journey has been about what he would do for his family: He certainly kills for them, he helps swindle people in order to get at Bill Williamson, he works for both sides of the Mexican Civil War, he tortures a man with an prolonged beating to get information about Javier Escuela, he confronts the man who raised him, and in the end he sacrifices himself to save his family so they could lead a better life - the reason he sought redemption in the first place.
But when his son Jack Marston (unaware John's death was...