September is over.

Maybe someone should wake up the guy from Greenday now... 投稿されました １年以上前

I shot my lover in the head
Didn't kill him but he's almost dead
Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor
Got my neighbors knocking at my door 投稿されました １年以上前

this randomly happen just now

ME-lalalalalala i like patatoas

SIS-what r u talking to ur self AGAIN

ME--STARTS 歌う AMY WHINEHOUSE TEARS DRY ON THERE OWN-

SIS- OH wow u mite need to be checked
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I 愛 Football season~! Go Dawgs~! 投稿されました １年以上前

I have completely forgotten what I was doing on the internet before I discovered Fanpop, Tumblr, and Gmail. 投稿されました １年以上前

i think i just sprang my foot it hurts
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ugh, i feel like crap. 投稿されました １年以上前

i am the most ランダム person wanna no why?

because i 発言しました so
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Who has twelve toes and like to party? 投稿されました １年以上前

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Dedicated medal. :3 投稿されました １年以上前

October already? October 3rd means my bday was in a 月 (Im the oldest in my class) :) school started on September 7th 投稿されました １年以上前

Can あなた lick your elbow?I cant!:( 投稿されました １年以上前

hmm..
i missing trolls...no. one troll of not only ランダム but whole fanpop......
:P 投稿されました １年以上前

Typing in italics makes it look like you're saying something important 投稿されました １年以上前

お気に入り FG Excerpt:

Joe: あなた better watch out. I'm a cop.

Prank Caller(Peter): What are あなた gonna do? Call your cop フレンズ on your 'can't walkie-talkie'? 投稿されました １年以上前

I just watched Amityville Horror.. Wasn't that sc-

HOLY FUCK THERE'S A FLY ON MY WALL. 投稿されました １年以上前

Oh yah! Our team just won homecoming!!! Which is a big deal since we haven't won in the last five years!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Hi every one did あなた know their shutting down meeb chat room thing, I'm thinking that sucks what do u think? 投稿されました １年以上前

have あなた ロスト ur way living in the shadow of the messes that u made take a step before u leep into the Colors（色） u see anytime anybody pulls u down anybody says ur not allowed remeber ur not alone in tthe aftermathaftermath get back what u give away so dont look back on yesterday no もっと見る screaming no もっと見る hiding dont be afraid of whats in sidebefore u break u have to shead ur arormer take a chance a fall into the gitter all ur feelings 愛 loove nomore screaming nomore hiding dont be afraid 投稿されました １年以上前

こんにちは your page is lost...

better go find it!

lol :)) 投稿されました １年以上前

(yawns) i'm tired 投稿されました １年以上前

UVE BEEN HIT BY....

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

ur mom
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what has 3 feet and no toes? 投稿されました １年以上前

Getting to wear stilettos to school? Meh. Grandma coming? ....... 100 bucks? Great. Sushi? Okay, I guess. Shopping? Yay. Ice cream cake? Oh yeah. Nikita and スーパーナチュラル that night? BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER! 投稿されました １年以上前

My dad 発言しました that he made an invisible folder on his desktop but I misheard him and said, "Invisible hobo?! WHERE!?" 投稿されました １年以上前

"Do I ever swear? HELL YEAH!" ~My English teacher. 投稿されました １年以上前

OK i am listin to 音楽 and my sis comes in scares the crap outta me just によって pushing me outta the chair O.O i hate my life
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*taking deep breath* wooow!
In one 時 i changed my プロフィール million times!:P

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. 星, つ星 Struck!
Q. What’s Patrick’s お気に入り movie?
A. A 星, つ星 is Born!
Q. What’s Patrick’s お気に入り movie?
A. Clueless!

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) :P 投稿されました １年以上前

Hey, how was school today? 投稿されました １年以上前

DAD SAYS: Okay, あなた need to do your homework. That's why we bought あなた this laptop. If I see あなた on Tumblr または Twitter または whatever あなた go on before you're homework and chores are done, I'm taking it away from you. Okay?
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD: Shit, he found out I have a Twitter. 投稿されました １年以上前

*opens fridge* No もっと見る cheese?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's ok. Good thing we have backup cheese *opens fridge in the basement* Where's the BACK UP CHEEEESSEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...Well, at least we have backup cheese for the back up cheese?='(
*opens "Emergency cheese cooler"*.....*sobbing*....No....no....NO!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

1.) I got yelled at for writting on a test I wasnt surpose to write on (I got detention for that)
2.) Kept talking and gave the teacher an attitude (I got detention for that)
3.) Kept pushing and kicking this dude who was bumping me into the ウォール (I ALMOST got detention for that but instead she just yelled at me in front of my crush.)
IM SO BADASS XD 投稿されました １年以上前

ahhhhchooooooooooo
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I hate it when I click on a YouTube video and it's loud intro scares the hell out of me >:( 投稿されました １年以上前

no wait dont just follow this link
link 投稿されました １年以上前

randomm- if あなた are available to go on utube type in "alone in a place" 投稿されました １年以上前

That awkward moment when someone gives あなた リスペクト for a contest あなた forgot あなた entered. 投稿されました １年以上前

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " 投稿されました １年以上前

today was ok for me i guess 投稿されました １年以上前

I haven't had ディナー yet. 投稿されました １年以上前

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating クッキー and ミルク for breakfast. 投稿されました １年以上前

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE 投稿されました １年以上前

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD 投稿されました １年以上前

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE 次 JESUS. 投稿されました １年以上前

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D 投稿されました １年以上前

A case of irony: あなた open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser あなた use). It locks up. あなた open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then あなた need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. 投稿されました １年以上前

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

Today was a ランダム 日 here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

投稿されました １年以上前

Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do あなた know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< 投稿されました １年以上前

i want goldfish but i cant have them 投稿されました １年以上前

Has anybody seen the YouTube video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: 投稿されました １年以上前

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best 日 of my life. Period. 投稿されました １年以上前

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! 投稿されました １年以上前

(>^_^)> 投稿されました １年以上前

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn 投稿されました １年以上前

Stupid computer Updates! 投稿されました １年以上前

When あなた pause during a TV 表示する and they have hilarious faces. 投稿されました １年以上前

10 リスペクト to the person how becomes a ファン of the club on ファンポップ "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed 投稿されました １年以上前

so its all ランダム huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio 投稿されました １年以上前

So あなた know those "WHEN あなた SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before あなた scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. 投稿されました １年以上前

SPONGE BOB MAKES あなた LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ 投稿されました １年以上前

Angry Birds 投稿されました １年以上前

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. 投稿されました １年以上前

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! 投稿されました １年以上前

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! 投稿されました １年以上前

how long does it take to reply to a text??? 投稿されました １年以上前

My フレンズ spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking 投稿されました １年以上前

OK I KNOW THIS IS ランダム (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... 投稿されました １年以上前

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 投稿されました １年以上前

I ロスト MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, あなた know how this feels. 投稿されました １年以上前

The girl あなた just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl あなた just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy あなた just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy あなた just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on 投稿されました １年以上前

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users または the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. 投稿されました １年以上前

ランダム word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! 投稿されました １年以上前

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. 投稿されました １年以上前

I just got a new pet it's a hermet カニ he is so cute 投稿されました １年以上前

Pingas. That is all. lol 投稿されました １年以上前

That awkward moment when あなた can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. 投稿されました １年以上前

HOLY CONFUZZLED オレンジ TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED ベーコン FLAVORED 虹 BOXES!

I found a penny! 投稿されました １年以上前

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. 投稿されました １年以上前

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, あなた haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours 投稿されました １年以上前

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. 投稿されました １年以上前

*sometimes 愛 comes around and it knocks あなた down just get back up when it knocks あなた down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's 愛 to knock me down :( 投稿されました １年以上前

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ 投稿されました １年以上前

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank 投稿されました １年以上前

i ロスト the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... 投稿されました １年以上前

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any もっと見る because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any もっと見る and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! 投稿されました １年以上前

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a クモ, スパイダー can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. 投稿されました １年以上前

Haterz gonna hate >:3 投稿されました １年以上前

The Lonely Island is now officially my new お気に入り band. :D 投稿されました １年以上前

SO ランダム 投稿されました １年以上前

Reality hits あなた hard, bro. 投稿されました １年以上前

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy 次 too him: yeah me too 投稿されました １年以上前

boy: i 愛 u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i 愛 u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) 投稿されました １年以上前

上, ページのトップへ 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions 投稿されました １年以上前

Are あなた a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. 投稿されました １年以上前

link 投稿されました １年以上前