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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·10 日前
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards によって an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·10 日前
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A green 1970 Ford マスタング, マストン was going through Watkins Glen

Commander Kane: *Standing 次 to two men* Thanks for letting us rent your track. Johnny wanted to test out his new set of wheels.
Man 53: Anytime.
Man 95: If he used that マスタング, マストン in Nascar, he'd probably win. He set some good times so far.
Johnny: *Stops at the finish line*
Commander Kane: あなた done?!
Johnny: Yeah! Let's go home!
Commander Kane: Everything's already been paid for?
Man 53: Yeah. あなた two have a good one.

Back in Langley, Johnny had an idea.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a computer*
Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* What are あなた up to?
Johnny: If I can get new cars for my watch によって scanning them, I can also get some によって typing in codes into the watch.
Commander Kane: And that's why it's plugged into the computer.
Johnny: Yeah. It's a ten digit code. I'm going to try 2188561673. It'll take a few 分 to load, so I thought we'd go into the cafe and grab a quick bite.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·11 日前
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death によって 鮫, サメ attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a 鮫, サメ attack.. All while his screams are drowned によって the クリスマス singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believes the 鮫, サメ was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to its buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)

I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach..

So Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the ビーチ ever again... Why would they EVER go the ビーチ after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted ·16 日前
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About a 月 ago, I wrote and 記事 where I ranted an talked about why I can't stand regressive leftist groups like: SJW's, Feminists, Black Lives Matter and Fat Acceptance. The reason why I despised them and ranted about them is because of their blatant hypocrisy and stupidity, where they can act like a bunch of violent bullies and while claiming that you're the bad guy with no proof, simply because あなた have an opinion they didn't like. They'll call あなた a racist, sexist, homophobe, transphobe, etc; simply based on the fact that あなた 発言しました something they didn't like, and will do everything in their power to silence you.
They make stupid claims that make absolutely no sense, and what's もっと見る infuriating is that the media and most big companies and セレブ took the side of these hate groups, who're no different from Neo-Nazis.

In my article, I was WAY TOO harsh on them. The reason why I wrote that was because I was fed up with their nonsense, so I wanted to bring attention to it によって calling them out. I called them names, such as: "communists", "fascists" または "socialists", but unlike them, I actually did my research so I'd be as accurate as possible, have...
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List by skunkpile posted ·24 日前
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Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·27 日前
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It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the 星, つ星 Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked 次 to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage によって two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was Kelly. The Imperial officer was sitting 次 to him, as another Rebel named Babra was pointing an A295 at her head.

Imperial Officer: Keep moving, don't stop until all supplies are safely on board!! *Walking past the Metra, but stops. He slowly turns around, and looks at Kelly*
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Article by Riku114 posted ·28 日前
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((This is a highly requested 記事 of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope あなた enjoy and take some important things away from this.))

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Birds, we all 愛 them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny 動画 of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets to own. After all, who wouldn’t want to own a cute, pretty, and playful 鸚鵡, オウム that could talk to you? It's a simple pet after all.

Wrong.

Currently, with how parrots are seen, this kind of thinking is common to those that are not well informed and is this kind of thinking that has caused a large problem for the parrots we’ve come to love. Throughout the rescuing centers, many birds are found abandoned, resold, and 与えられた away multiple times as owners find that their pretty feathered friend is not as simple and easy as they...
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Opinion by springely posted 1か月前
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6ix9ine rose to fame with his hit single "Gummo" released in 2017.
Daniel “6ix9ine” Hernandez’ hit song “link” brings a much deeper meaning than shootin’ niggas. Hernandez never fails to bring the aggressive, strong voice and lyrics with the imagery and flow of his rhymes. The song actually derives its name from Harmony Korine’s cult film known as Gummo from 1997. This is very important to the aspect of the song in which Hernandez adds an element of drill-style music, because in relation to the movie, a group of kids does oddly disturbing things in a dreary town, merely to pass the time. Here, the relation to the song Gummo is present when Hernandez describes numerous actions such as “popping these niggas like a wheelie nigga.” Present in the movie, the main group of kids also do odd, destructive things on a daily basis, such as robbing houses fully armed, setting property on fire, and harming others.

In the song “Gummo”, Hernandez fluently and aggressively sings about claiming a way to the top, albeit means such as violence and robbery. As he describes working hard and staying focused to climb one’s way to success, it can be perceived it may be all for...
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Opinion by -Universe_COLA- posted 1か月前
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White パン is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown パン is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions: Green Apple, Yellow Apple
Evolution 2: Granny Smith 林檎, アップル
Evolution 2 Alternatives: Green Granny Smith, Yellow Granny Smith, Fuji Apple, Rome Apple, Jazz Apple
Evolution 3: Hokuto 林檎, アップル *same alternative evolutions*
Ultimate Evolution: Pineapple
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Article by deathding posted 1か月前
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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they 表示する up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this 記事 has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. あなた fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the タイトル alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic ピアノ Here*

[i]♫Sometimes あなた feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
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Opinion by Renegade1765 posted 1か月前
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Words to live by.
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an 記事 where I talked about my complaints towards the LGBT community. At the time, I was 書く an 記事 where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from 書く it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the LGBT community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the LGBT community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.

Before we begin, I'd like to make two disclaimers first:
1.I won't be Politically Correct in this article, so don't expect the usual sugar coating that I do.
2.I'll be using a lot of the art work of Jago Dibuja; a very talented Spanish Webcomic artist who's responsible for creating the series "Living with a Hipster girl and a Gamer girl." wherein he expresses his political opinion while putting in a lot of humor and having likeable characters. His artwork is perfect for this 記事 and I even asked for his permission if I could use them.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 1か月前
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 時 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't あなた know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I 愛 my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 か月前
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards によって an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 か月前
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もっと見る Car Stereotypes

We have もっと見る stereotypes for もっと見る cars, coming your way.

Rolls-Royce

Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British ホーム dear chap. Come this way and I'll 表示する あなた what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a ゴールド frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.

GMC

Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: あなた scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes あなた did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
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List by MTahmisian posted ·2 か月前
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Never have I ever….


* Been on a 日付 または in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, フレンズ and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter または seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo または piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked または done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to ヨーロッパ または Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England Patriots
* Been a Democrat
* Bullied Anyone
* Never been on Instagram または Snapchat
* Liked Lasagna
* Gone Surfing (I want to!)
* Broken a bone
* Hitchhiked
* Gone Hunting
* Been Vegetarian または Vegan (also don’t plan to)
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Guide by Riku114 posted ·2 か月前
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Well shit. Actually no, I doubt あなた are actually here suddenly in a rush because あなた just encountered this situation a few 分 前 and thought the best place was to check my club for whatever reason. If that is the case, please, あなた made a bad decision, call a suicide hotline, 検索 a もっと見る valid source, and focus on your friend and make sure they survive the situation. This 記事 won't help あなた もっと見る than anything there will especially since this is もっと見る of a tip 記事 from someone who has had a lot of experience with this.

So lets talk.

First thing we want to establish. Are they actively suicidal または passively suicidal? As in are they actively planning on killing themselves now または soon and/or have they come up with a plan to do so. If so, that is someone who is actively suicidal. If they are stating they want to die, they want to kill themselves, and similar lines but are not actually planning to and/or have yet to get to the point of planning it, then it is passively suicidal. The difference is important as one calls for もっと見る immediate strict attention while the other one usually is best handled in a much もっと見る softer manner, but...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 か月前
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A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, あなた let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do. *Climbs into his A-Wing*

The other pilots started to get in their ships. After a few seconds, hundreds of X-Wings, Y-Wings, and A-Wings were flying towards Sullust.

Wedge: No 星, つ星 Destroyers in sight, but they are going to have a squadron of Tie Fighters down there. Also be careful of their turrets.
Red-9: Copy Red Leader.
Green-4: *Sees the Tie Fighters coming towards them* Here they come.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 か月前
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Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an 時 down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't あなた know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash into a guardrail*

Jeep

Buff Man: *Leaning on a trailer with a speed boat* Yep, just getting my Jeep filled up with gas here at the Gulf station, and then I'm going to New York to go fishing, and test out my new boat. God I 愛 my Jeep. Off roading is the way of life.

Ford

Man: *Driving a Taurus. He slows down as he gets behind a Corvette* Why is he slowing down?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·3 か月前
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Naboo, one 年 before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, 次 to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to begin.

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The Battle Of Coruscant

Imperial Pilot: *Flying a landing craft into the planet of Chevrelium*

Starring everyone in alphabetical order

Ben Affleck as Simon Ulson
Cruella as Enpa Noore
Daniel Radcliffe as Ken Nixon
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Opinion by GDragon612 posted ·3 か月前
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I can`t no もっと見る breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my ハート, 心 is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

あなた told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let あなた gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
キス あなた my エンジェル boy
don`t fly away


written によって swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving あなた forever and don`t forget あなた
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
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Opinion by Mauserfan1910 posted ·3 か月前
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Well my typewriter is down for repairs at the moment and I need something to keep me from being bored as hell because I’m off work for today and my husband is off at church and I think the cat hid my dildo so what the fuck am I supposed to do with my time?
Some of あなた may be surprised that I’m an 作者 since I type about like how you’d expect a fucking dumbass ranch worker to talk, but I am an author, and I swear I can type good if I wanna.
Art, in all of the forms that it takes on, exists as the method that we humans use to understand and explain our viewpoints on reality. Reality and fiction in that regard exist in a sort of car and model car または gun and airsoft gun sort of relationship. It may be easier to understand, もっと見る accessible, and free of many of the constraints that the real thing is subject to. However, fiction still needs to mimic reality in one way または another because it is dependent on reality in order to exist in much the same way that a model car would have no meaning in a world without any concept of transportation devices. Art, however, can mimic reality in a wide variety of different ways. Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring gives a glimpse...
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted ·3 か月前
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Okay so this is gonna be もっと見る of a speedy short 記事 inspired によって Mauser's 質問 here on random. link Apparently people here have expectations and I won't fail lmao.

Above all else for a villain to be an effective character in my eyes is their backstory/motivation. Nothing makes a villain もっと見る fascinating to me than multiple layers. I'm talking about characters like (now I know あなた won't see this coming!) Azula and Regina. Regina is my prime example of a fleshed out villain. Her lover was killed when she was very young and right in front of her. That sparked her to start on the path to evil; she was desperate to bring him back. Another layer is added in season 2 when あなた see how actively she resisting the darkness and just how much manipulation and (from her mother) child abuse it took to get her over the edge. She's not just evil for the evils.
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Opinion by zanhar1 posted ·3 か月前
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The embodiment of evil.
This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

によって awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he または she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right.

Characters like Kuvira and Morgause fall under here. Morgause (as a baby) was ordered to be killed. Why? Because she had magic--basically because she was a witch. Because of this she tried to kill the king and his supporters. She was trying to protect herself and her kind. Kuvira (though a dictator) started out simply trying to unite a bunch of cities and towns to make them...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·3 か月前
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#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman ロスト there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.



#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!



#3:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!



#4:
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud



#5:
I 愛 jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if あなた let me walk all over...
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List by SilentForce posted ·3 か月前
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Hello,what's up guys and gals?SilentBorse is in the house(why do I even use this stupid intro?) and today I will be counting down my 上, ページのトップへ 100 power ballads just because I felt like it.If あなた 愛 power ballads the same way as I do than this is the right 記事 for あなた but if あなた hate them あなた should just kindly go away from this article.Also if あなた expecting リンク then I'm sorry because I was too lazy to add them.
Anyways I hope that あなた will enjoy this article.Now lets start the list*takes deep breath*:
[b]1.Europe-Open Your Heart
2.Scorpions-Still Loving You
3.Steelheart - She's Gone
4.Nitro-Don't Go
5.Nazareth-Love Hurts
6.Kiss-Who Wants To Be Lonely
7.Skid Row-18 and Life
8.Whitesnake-Is this Love?
9.Aerosmith-Angel
10.Joan Jett-Little Liar
11.Scorpions-You Give Me All I Need
12.Kiss-A Million To One
13.Whitesnake-Here I Go Again
14.Kiss-I still 愛 You
15.W.A.S.P.-Sleeping in the Fire
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