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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get
to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as あなた see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are あなた tired of always ordering ピザ the same way? Well, this lists will keep あなた entertained for over 90 ピザ orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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1)Devise a secret code with your フレンズ then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask 質問 so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s 質問 in slow motion 2)Answer 質問 only with one word
3)Scream ランダム words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” または “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer 質問 in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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あなた know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your お気に入り character from 星, つ星 Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled によって Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, または Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your お気に入り female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, または ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as あなた walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan あなた money, tell them あなた just filed for bankruptcy and あなた could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are あなた today?" say, "Why do あなた want to know?" Alternately, あなた can tell them, "I'm so glad あなた asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is 芝居 up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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posted by milorox18
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from あなた mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, キッス her

When she pushes あなた または hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, キッス her and tell her あなた 愛 her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When あなた see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When あなた see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When あなた see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by patrisha727
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.

Every 分 in the U.S. six people turn 17.

Ten tons of 宇宙 dust falls on the Earth every day.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 質問 a day.

Blue and white are the most common school colors.

Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.

In a normal lifetime an American will eat 200 pounds of ピーナッツ and 10,000 pounds of meat.

A new book is published every 13 分 in America.

America's best selling ice cream flavor is vanilla.

Every 年 the sun loses 360 million tons.

Because of Animal Crackers,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If あなた were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: あなた see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let あなた know who Brony Of The 月 is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, または laughing....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

Naboo, six months before the events of The Empire Strikes Back.

Human 49: Attention Naboo. Ceci est un message important. La rébellion prévoit une invasion. Ils nous aideront à sortir l'empire de notre planète. (Attention Naboo. This is an important message. The Rebellion is planning an invasion. They will help us push the empire out of our planet.)

Meanwhile, far from Yavin 4, hundreds of Mon Calamari Starships were travelling with blockade runners, Rebel Transports, U-Wings, Y-Wings,...
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posted by KataraLover
THIS IS A REPOST OF AN 記事 THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full 記事 review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are フレンズ live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards によって an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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((This is a highly requested 記事 of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope あなた enjoy and take some important things away from this.))

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Birds, we all 愛 them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny 動画 of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side によって side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now あなた understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got スプリット, 分割 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Please select a ファン fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead によって Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa によって force, there's only one ポニー to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

SeanTheHedgehog's...
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posted by Canada24
Witch fate would be worst?

BITTEN によって A WEREWOLF:
Sure, it SOUNDS fun.. Half man, half wolf.
But あなた have no control of your actions.. Each full moon, あなた can not escape your fate, unless your in the Harry Potter world, where あなた can take your medicine.. But that isn't a cure, it just stops the transformations.. And from what we know from AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, the 発言しました transformation is slow, and EXTREMELY painful.. Imagine your BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- extending, your face stretching longer, your teeth growing sharp, and your body feeling like's on fire, throughout it all.. Each full moon, あなた are no longer...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the クイーン of sarcasm, あなた don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 年 old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can あなた get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are 赤ちゃん ugly at first?
"How about you...
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posted by Canada24
I reviewed Jaws,,

Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the 鮫, サメ jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a 鮫, サメ roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down によって a 鮫, サメ and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the 発言しました revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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